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We put our dog down today, I feel like we did the wrong thing and that we're complete monsters for making that decision for her

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For once at the gym today I was glad my face was covered & dripping with sweat. It hid the tears coming down my face after glimpsing my huge, fat body in the full-length mirror.

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Diagnosed with diabetes, hypertantion, went on 40 day only water diet. No more hypertension, diabetes. Doctor is farma slave, tried to kill me with insulin taking, insulin would put me in early grave, now is amazed i am disease free without his "help".

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I am so fucking sick of everyone telling me how to raise my child! Majority don’t even have fucking kids. They don’t respect my boundaries either. Wish they’d all fuck off.

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SAHM of 3 for 10 years, now have to find a job and miss out on all the kid stuff because of the idiot driver who nearly killed DH. DH has severe head trauma and can't work or be himself. I want 2 minutes alone with that a$$ that destroyed my family!

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Being pre-diabetic, my doctor has me checking my daily blood sugar. The only thing I've learned from that monitoring is that, regardless of what I do on any given day, my blood sugar does whatever it damn well pleases.

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When DH's family continued to treat me poorly, he moved us to get away from them and cut off contact with them. Years later, our marriage is rocky but I feel too guilty to divorce him after he sacrificed and chose me over his family.

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My 5 yr old has broken my spirit. Every day for five years has just been SUCH a challenge and I was a decent parent to the other 2 until he came along, now I’m exhausted and miserable and I just fucking can’t anymore

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My 9-year-old is being such an asshole.

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I’m single mom and that I have to do it all myself right now with no help and her dad is in jail now so he will be getting out soon.

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I can get myself off in less than a minute with my vibrator.

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If I sleep with an ex, is it really cheating? He was there before H was and it doesn’t increase my “number.”

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I am actually thinking maybe I should not divorce him because everybody else really likes him. I’m never going to have sex again anyway.

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My toddler pooped in his underwear. After the shit-show was cleaned up, I looked over to find my baby obviously sneaking a choking hazard into his mouth. Luckily, it wasn't a choking hazard. It was just poop.

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I try to be funny/witty and all I ever am is AWKWARD.

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DH was bitching about having to take his shoes off to go through TSA at the airport because of the "Shoe Bomber". Told him it could be worse, and reminded him there had also been an "Underwear Bomber".

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First grade is hell. Teacher sucks. Kids not making friends and crying...this Mama's heart is breaking.

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I love hallmark movies and that they’re so popular now. It’s just refreshing, feel good AND I don’t have to police my kids from accidentally seeing too much sex, violence, etc.

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I H8 parent observation day on my kids x-curric. We HS...the point is for them to do shit completely wo me. EOTY recital is enough. But if I don't go, I'm shit. So painfully watching them be uncoordinated it is

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I can't wait for the holidays to be over.

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I miss McDonaldland cookies.

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I had to bail dd out of jail at 3 am

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I hate him and will never forgive him for what he has done. He is honestly a monster.

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We make love so infrequently it feels like it’s the first time every time.

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I dont know how to broil food or what it even means (44 years young)

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My dumb sister let's her kids throw food on the floor because the dog eats the scraps. Well guess what when I'm watching them at my house they throw food on my carpet and i dont have a damn doggie vacuum cleaner. Teach your kids manners!!!!

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At family dinner and nephew (8) looked right at me and announced that I still hadn’t gotten him a birthday gift. Bday was month ago, I just forgot. So embarrassed and mortified to be called out by a kid like that. Need to be better remembering bdays!

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Once my mother dies, I’m following suit. I promised I wouldn’t kill myself will she was alive. My dogs will be gone by them too. Nothing to stop me after that.

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Albanese gummy bears are like heroin to me.

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My 2 moods are panic or crying.

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My sister has undiagnosed Munchausen’s syndrome and she refuses to get help, so I don’t speak with her anymore. She can’t keep faking illnesses and putting family through that stress. Take care of mental illness

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I busted everyone up in a meeting today when my boss was giving me grief, and I said "Careful - in order to give me THAT much crap, you have to marry me". Situation defused.

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The singlemost painful reality of my life is that I'm following in my Mothers footsteps; staying with a man who stifles me and doesn't make me happy, all because I lack the resources to care for my daughter alone.

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I've been a SAHM for almost 7 YEARS. My youngest is going into preschool in two months, then I'm done. I'm... done?! I can go to work and talk to adults again and get ready for my day and DRINK FRIGGEN 5 DOLLAR COFFEES ON MY WAY TO WORK!!?!AHHHHHYESSSS

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There's something about drum lines that I absolutely love! They fill me with so much joy and I instantly start to cry when I see/hear them. Unfortunately I'm Canadian and we don't really have them here.

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Just realized that never being excited about anything probably isn’t because I’m patient and content with my life, it’s because I’m depressed, numb and detached. Ok.

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My SIL always goes crazy buying my kids clothes for their bdays & holidays which I appreciate but I can't afford to reciprocate and it makes me feel bad. She is a nurse and I'm a SAHM. I kinda wish we could just agree not to get anything or a small budget

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I really need/want to put more effort into myself to not look like a slob, but I'm so tired and lazy. All the effort gets put into getting kids ready & out the door, I don't have any energy left for me & if I did I'd listen 2 them fight the whole time.

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Based on results from my physical, my doctor scheduled a follow-up "chemical stress test". When I asked how that differs from a normal one, she said I take a drug to simulate exercise. I asked for a regular prescription so I can "work out" watching TV.

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DH's BFF is having relationship problems with his fiancee. Sounds like she may call off the engagement. I secretly hope she does. Not that he's a bad guy or anything, but marriage blows (even to a good guy) & I'm happy whenever women avoid it altogether.

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