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Confessional #25783913
#25783913

We have lived here for 2 years. H had not once done a load of laundry, cleaned a bathroom, or changed sheets. He just “doesn’t want to” and I can’t stand it so I give in and do it every time

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783912
#25783912

Every time I think we will get ahead something comes along to screw it up. So fucking tired of trying. I need a miracle.

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25783911
#25783911

My H is hurt again great now I have to do everything

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783910
#25783910

Black DH is trying not to be scared and it’s coming out in weird ways. He’s called his folks everyday for the last three days. He took the time to play with DS4 and he won’t put the baby down. All I can do is cook and listen. He’s right to be afraid.

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49 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25783909
#25783909

im sorry he got hurt but im happy not being married anymore I don't think im cut out for marriage anyways

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783907
#25783907

Just did some reading on "martyr complex" and HOLY SHIT does it ever describe a close friend to a T! It's spot on! It's always driven me crazy about her, but now that I realise the full extent, and how it only gets worse, I really want to ghost her.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783905
#25783905

My brother looks just like Ron Howard but is nothing like him.

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4 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783904
#25783904

Very upset that out of the 150 people at my place of employment, 0 of them are minorities. I'm just a peon and HR doesn't seem to care or listens to their higher ups during the hiring process. Ashamed to tell ppl

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10 HUGS
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Confessional #25783901
#25783901

I'm not a huge fan of Ellen but I always liked her. I don't want to believe that she is really a bitch in real life. :( how can someone be so fake and false?

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Confessional #25783900
#25783900

DH just yelled at me to bring DS4 inside because DS4 was screaming over a skinned knee. DH “doesn’t want to attract attention”. This is the world we live in now.

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12 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783897
#25783897

I blew my friend's husband (before they met and we were dating) and I literally ghosted him for 3 months because its was small and smelly and pawned him off on her

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783895
#25783895

I'm only marginally enthused about being a grandparent

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1 ME TOO


Confessional #25783894
#25783894

I understand that I look older and tired without makeup, but I like the way I look better without it. I wear it everyday even though I don’t like it because people ask me if I’m sick when I don’t.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783893
#25783893

Worked my ASS off teaching this spring. Countless calls, emails, video meets, etc. I lit worked round the clock while my OWN kids rarely saw me. AParent just emailed me saying I didn’t do enough for her daughter. Parents w/o gratitude make this job suck

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783892
#25783892

I wish my whiney-ass H hadn't called animal control on the neighbors. Those redneck fuckers strike me as the type of people who would retaliate against having the authorities called on them.

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783891
#25783891

My stupid cunt of a cat just hurled on my fucking bed! Didn't really want to have to strip my bed & wash everything today, but okay.

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25783890
#25783890

I think family vacations are the most overrated bullshit ever.

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4 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25783889
#25783889

I'm jealous of people who were born into good families who's parents made good choices & who haven't had to fight & scratch for everything their whole lives.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25783888
#25783888

Found out my daughter has been throwing my baby grandson's clothes away when he gets pee or poop on them. My mouth dropped open & I think I may have shit a brick, too. Who the fuck does that? That's what stain remover & laundry detergent is for, ffs.

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783887
#25783887

H is threatened by me in every way and acts like a little insecure bitch because of it. It is getting old. Man up already because I can do all of this on my own.

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27 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25783884
#25783884

Really thought I was pregnant this month. Negative test this morning, period due in 2-3 days. So so sad. We both want a baby so bad.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783882
#25783882

Have to take a chunk of time out of my day off to take DD24 grocery shopping. I love her dearly, but I wish her & son in law would get a fucking car already!

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783881
#25783881

Forget quarantine, DC are going to grandmas and mommy is getting drunk and eating junk.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783880
#25783880

DS3 is in a phase where he’s defiant with me, but complies whenever his father redirects him. Problem? He’s with me all the fucking time! So tempted to yell, “Fine! Fuck both of you.”

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25783879
#25783879

H has been home for 20 mins and already picked a huge fight because HE left the freezer door open. I used to think he was the love of my life, now I can't stand him.

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25783878
#25783878

I got drunk. Ugh im to old for this.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25783877
#25783877

I'm broken. Wish there was someone I could talk to other than my therapist.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783875
#25783875

DS graduated high school. He is significantly intellectually disabled. What do I do with him now?

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783874
#25783874

My boss wants to be work friends. That is not going to happen.

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Confessional #25783873
#25783873

I have so much hatred towards my husband. So much resentment. If it weren’t for the kids I would’ve left him a long time ago. We have a miserable marriage.

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23 ME TOO

Confessional #25783872
#25783872

I want to go to bed, fall asleep immediately, stay asleep all night, and wake up refreshed! Every. Night. This momma needs good, consistent sleep.

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55 ME TOO

Confessional #25783870
#25783870

I entered into a marriage contract with a psychopath. Biggest mistake of my life!

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25783869
#25783869

Unhappy parents can really screw up their kids. My dad was miserable and we all felt it. Couldn't wait to get out of there and really did a number on me.

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Confessional #25783868
#25783868

All I want to do is eat.

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38 ME TOO

Confessional #25783867
#25783867

I wish I could get over his affair and stop punishing him. Our marriage is never going to be the same and neither one of us brave enough to call it quits.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783866
#25783866

Was at the point in my career where I had to choose...career or family. Chose family and hear the judgement from working parents. Even lost status in my social circle. Know many of them secretly envy me, but feel embarrassed I didn't amount to more.

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47 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25783865
#25783865

My mom refuses to say I love you to me. I've ask her why annually, just says that she has said it before and changes subject. It's a hollow pain when your own mom won't say it.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783864
#25783864

We went on a low carb diet and MIL stopped inviting us to Sunday family dinners, said she didn't know how to cook those types of meals. Passive-aggressive punishment for not fawning over her cooking (she is an awesome cook!).

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20 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783863
#25783863

Totally annoys me that DH is all about the family vacay and I want to have a weekend of just the two of us. WTF, it's like being alone with me is not that important.

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21 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25783862
#25783862

My junior year in HS, I went to school EVERY DAY to earn the 100% attendance award...and that was the year it was dropped! So bummed because I really wanted the award!

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35 HUGS
2 ME TOO

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