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Confessional #25792759
#25792759

turning the principal into the health dept for not every wearing a mask was the most satisfying thing I have ever done! warn parents to wear mask's and you wont even put one on! FU

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14 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25792758
#25792758

I love being married. I'm hating on my husband.

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8 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25792757
#25792757

Husband just told me if your not happy go find someone else. That fresh dinner I made for him... got the plate and threw it in the trash.

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14 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25792755
#25792755

My sister married a wealthy man that treats her well, and spends her time complaining about her life on the phone, but posting "happy family" posts on FB. Drives me crazy.

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11 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25792754
#25792754

I feel like screaming.

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9 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25792750
#25792750

There’s a bi lady at work who has a bit of a crush on me and it makes me (and my husband) super hot.

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5 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25792749
#25792749

So tired of husbands bullshit. Just grow up already, you stupid man child. Whining about everything is getting really old.

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10 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25792748
#25792748

Approaching two years since our shitstorm breakup. I know it was for the best but I still think about him pretty much every day. I know I mattered to him. Does he ever think of me? Mmm... My bet is on drowning himself w/ alcohol. I hope he gets help.

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10 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25792747
#25792747

Screw what Google and the baby experts say. If letting my baby nap on me makes her happy and me less crazy then so be it.

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7 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25792744
#25792744

Stop. Fucking. Touching. Me.

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16 HUGS
36 ME TOO

Confessional #25792743
#25792743

I miss the good old days of H & I just being drinking buddies who got together and fucked once in a while. Good fuck buddy does not = good husband.

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22 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25792742
#25792742

Why am I always attracted to married men?

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15 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Confessional #25792740
#25792740

Hubby unemployed since last year, I recently got laid off so we lost our health insurance. And with little savings (i.e. no emergency savings) and college expenses and mortgage payments, I'm really stressing. Living La Vida Covida!

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72 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25792739
#25792739

I wish he would realize how much I care about him. I really want to be with him. Forever.

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17 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25792738
#25792738

H is not a good husband or father, not good in bed either. He’s an ok guy, though. I often wonder how I got myself into this disastrous marriage and how tf to get out.

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49 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25792737
#25792737

I feel like I must speak in a language that only I understand. Today, I spoke with my allergist, the pharmacist, insurance, the vet, my friends and my family, and I could not get anyone to understand or do even the simplest things. ARGH!

6 LIKES
49 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25792736
#25792736

One of the bills exh is paying is actually in my name. He has no idea, and I have no intention of enlightening him. After the abuse, it's the least he can do.

41 LIKES
23 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792734
#25792734

I wish love had an on/off switch.

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24 HUGS
34 ME TOO

Confessional #25792732
#25792732

I like for a guy to be possessive of my pussy, body, etc during sex. It turns me on hearing that he wants to have and own me in the moment

27 LIKES
11 HUGS
58 ME TOO

Confessional #25792729
#25792729

Hubs is being a royal dick. Can’t stand it when he gets like this. Ugh.

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27 HUGS
19 ME TOO


Confessional #25792728
#25792728

So good news...turns out I do NOT have pancreatic cancer and I am not going to die. My life did a complete 180 two times this week.

125 LIKES
108 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25792727
#25792727

He's so sexy trying to impress me!

22 LIKES
13 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25792726
#25792726

I wish men were still into legs. I’ve got great legs. Tits and ass aren’t what they used to be.

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27 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25792722
#25792722

Sometimes I get so sick of living my life according to my husband’s fucking schedule.

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36 HUGS
50 ME TOO


Confessional #25792721
#25792721

It makes me happy when he doesn't respond to her social media

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19 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25792719
#25792719

What a day...car troubles and bike tire flat....I'm beyond done. But I will not resort to food to cope.

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56 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25792716
#25792716

I never told DH this, but a friend commented about how one of DH's former girlfriends made fun of his small dick. This makes me feel sad.

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75 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25792715
#25792715

Have the best nails going on right now & I have nowhere to go.

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29 HUGS
15 ME TOO


Confessional #25792714
#25792714

A Trump-lover sent me an unsolicited pic of his dick. The dick was woefully unimpressive. Not surprising.

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17 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792712
#25792712

Tired of my family member's stupid political posts (she is pro-life, anti birth control, but once told me that if her ExH got her pregnant she would have an abortion). I commented about this on her face book post an she deleted her account. LMAO!

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792711
#25792711

So tired of a sexless marriage. I’m 35, not 75. Fuck this.

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52 HUGS
29 ME TOO

Confessional #25792710
#25792710

I cried when an interview started to go down the shitter at a Cheesecake Factory. DH had just lost his job and with 4 kids, we needed to make the mortgage. The gruff 60 yo hiring manager said he had been there, knew I would hustle and hired me on the spot

190 LIKES
75 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25792708
#25792708

Today is a day where I'm thinking I'm the only person who can get it together at work. WTF people, what are you being paid for?

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24 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25792706
#25792706

My kiddo is supposed to start school this year- I am really considering pulling her out and just waiting. I don’t think virtual learning can even try to get a pre-k or k kid the skills that they should be focusing on. Signed up for in person... ahhh

17 LIKES
45 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25792705
#25792705

I feel like people think I'm arrogant because I don't apologize for being proud of my life. My parents raised me with high, but realistic expectations. I don't compare myself to others. But it still bothers me that people think my confidence is unearned.

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27 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25792700
#25792700

I now fully understand WHY Garfield always tried to ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi! If I could put all my annoyances, issues and worries in a box and ship it off, I'd fucking do it, in a heart beat! That fat ass, lazy cat has the best ideas!

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19 HUGS
18 ME TOO


Confessional #25792698
#25792698

When H asks "who's pussy is this?" I cringe so hard.... who taught you that shit?!

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63 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25792697
#25792697

Lately I've been fantasising about an old boyfriend. This morning I realised that I love my life, and if I had ended up with any other man I wouldn't have this amazing life that I love. The cherry on top is that my H is the best sex I've ever had too.

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20 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25792695
#25792695

happier without much contact with mother. lives cross country and we only have surface conversation on occasional random calls. i hide this as people seem to look at me differently if they know i could care less about mom.

22 LIKES
31 HUGS
47 ME TOO

Confessional #25792694
#25792694

I feel more and more sure that I need to be medicated. Sometimes I feel out of control

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49 HUGS
30 ME TOO

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