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Confessional #25836603
#25836603

I was a child who came from a very loving home. I still experimented with drugs, lost my virginity at 16, and experienced abusive relationships. Your upbringing is no excuse for your life choices. We do what we do because we want to.

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Confessional #25836602
#25836602

I'm in love with deviance. I may be in my late 30s, but I still love the rush of secretly sneaking out of my house, nobody knowing where I'm going, driving my car, windows down, music at full volume, cigarette in my hand, driving towards an adventure...

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Confessional #25836601
#25836601

I'm Mrs. Professional put together perfect until I'm not. Then I'm a bigger mess then Hunter S Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I live a double life. I keep the dark wild side of myself hidden from the outside world.

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Confessional #25836600
#25836600

One of DH’s kids decided to come visit. What DH failed to inform SD about is his work schedule. He’s gone. So now I am uncomfortable in my own house until she leaves. Blessed summer.

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Confessional #25836598
#25836598

I want to find where that fucking motorcyclist lives and blast him out of a sound sleep with a million exploding fireworks. F$&% that guy!!!

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Confessional #25836597
#25836597

I have dyscalculia and BF can’t understand why I don’t want to have conversations about the numeral dimensions of our new furniture and why I don’t want to help build it. Numbers cause me so much stress and he just doesn’t get it

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Confessional #25836596
#25836596

Trying to make decisions about jobs and where to live going forward. Doors keep opening and closing, pushing me in an entirely new direction. Is there really fate? Is everything random? Does serendipity really mean anything? Struggling with existence.

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Confessional #25836593
#25836593

DH and I have very different opinions at what "taking care of the kids" means. As long as nobody's dead, the house isn't on fire, and the police haven't been called - DH chalks it up as a win.

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Confessional #25836591
#25836591

I reported her. I feel free.

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Confessional #25836590
#25836590

I have officially quit doing playdates. I FUCKING QUIT!!! Have a WHOLE LIST of untrue but believable excuses that I rattle off when needed. I am not spending my precious weekend time "having a coffee" with another mother while our kids "play". Fuck off!

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Confessional #25836589
#25836589

My mother doesn’t so much violate my consistently-set boundaries - more like she pole-vaults over them. Doesn’t realize I will just go low-contact again.

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Confessional #25836588
#25836588

I started a new job and have no idea what I'm doing. Fake it till you make it?

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Confessional #25836587
#25836587

I'm supposed to just accept what I have. It's not a bad life. I'm just unhappy & deeply scarred & unfulfilled. But this is better than where I came from so I probably shouldn't wish for anything more or different.

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Confessional #25836586
#25836586

People think my DH is so great bc he does some laundry and cooks sometimes. He never mentions that I had to do IVF bc of his low sperm count, I work 50 hours a week bc he can't get hired FT, and he only does this when I'm 3rd trimester pregnant.

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Confessional #25836585
#25836585

I've spent so much time being mistreated & learning that I can't get what I want & to hide my feelings that I don't know how else to be. No amount of therapy is going to fix this.

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Confessional #25836584
#25836584

I'm starting to think I was being selfish by having children. I've brought them into a fucked up world & they have my mental health issues on top of that. I'm sorry I handed you this mess to deal with.

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Confessional #25836583
#25836583

Not attracted to H & I'm not happy in my life or my marriage. I can't reassure you when I'm not sure. Sorry.

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Confessional #25836582
#25836582

I want to leave. If I'm going to feel this alone, I might as well BE alone.

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Confessional #25836581
#25836581

Therapy isn't working.

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Confessional #25836580
#25836580

Really worried we're making a mistake putting DS on meds for depression & anxiety, but I'm the only one. H, DS, & doctors are all on board. DS & I will be the only ones who suffer if this goes wrong.

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Confessional #25836579
#25836579

Used to think the differences between H & I were good; that we filled in each other's gaps. Now I think we're too different. He doesn't get me. But honestly, I don't think anyone does.

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Confessional #25836576
#25836576

I quit my job today, after ~11yrs! I am scared and excited, my cunt of a boss said I had to do what she said and could not say no. I said I can say no whenever I want. She said we had different opinions while i think its basic human right. Moving forward!

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Confessional #25836575
#25836575

I don't know much long I can have my cranky ass mother living with us while trying to deflect her mindfuckery away from my children. I did NOT sign up for this. Your failure to plan for retirement and care for your health should not be my responsibility.

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Confessional #25836573
#25836573

I like to find, befriend, earn the trust of, and then publicly out cheaters. My dad killed himself when my mom cheated on him, so I get a savage pleasure out of watching their worlds fall apart when I show their whole family what they did. Not sorry.

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Confessional #25836572
#25836572

Have had some big plans in the works for awhile. Couldn’t help myself this weekend and told a few people. Now I’m terrified I jinxed it. Keeping my fingers crossed everything will work out.

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Confessional #25836571
#25836571

After a serious of horrible relationships. I have zero desire to couple. I get no butterflies for anyone. I feel nothing when watching romantic movies. I have nothing to give and nothing I want from someone. I'm happier now then I ever have been!

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Confessional #25836570
#25836570

Sex is a chore/bore. I could live off one sex session a year. Most men are sex addicts so I stay away from dating them.

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Confessional #25836569
#25836569

all i want for my bday is for cancer, alz, parkinson's & other terminal diseases to be CURED!

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Confessional #25836567
#25836567

Give me patience in my Role in this family. They want, they take, they demand, they need. I just need continued Patience to continue in this RoLe

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Confessional #25836566
#25836566

When I picture myself as an old lady, I’m alone, growing my own food, not venturing out much, and at peace.

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Confessional #25836565
#25836565

DH has taking up gourmet cooking and, each week, gives me a binder of new recipes for which I am to chose 3 meals he will make. They don't always turn out well but, HE'S COOKING - I won't complain as long as he doesn't poison us or set the kitchen on fire

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Confessional #25836562
#25836562

I found a pair of panties that aren’t mine in the laundry today. But I’ve been so tired for so long that I genuinely don’t know if my husband is cheating on me or if I forgot I own these panties and am now actually losing my mind.

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Confessional #25836560
#25836560

Warned bro SIL confessed she got preg on purpose w/ #3 & she wanted more. He got a vasectomy. She could never figure out why she couldn't get pregnant again. Served her right, she was sabotaging entire family w/ babies they couldn't afford. Selfish bitch

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Confessional #25836557
#25836557

if my mother loved me she would of told me the truth that marriage is a trap where you become slave labor to your husband and children. a miserable maid service for as long as they have use for you. but my mother was an asshole and said nothing.

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Confessional #25836556
#25836556

DD13 was sobbing because her friends excluded her from a sleepover and sent her mean texts. She asked me when do girls stop acting horrible. Sadly dear... Some never stop.

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Confessional #25836555
#25836555

My anxiety makes me want to kill myself.

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Confessional #25836554
#25836554

I don't really want mom friends. I like my few friends from childhood but I don't really relate to other women my age. I can get along with older women and any men (non-sexual), but not women my age.

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Confessional #25836553
#25836553

I'm kind of really pissed at my house for not cleaning itself.

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Confessional #25836552
#25836552

I'm not obsessed with my ex, dear bf. I'm obsessed with finding plausible excuses to get over to his place to bang him instead of you.

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Confessional #25836550
#25836550

I think, if H got everything he ever wanted, he would simply find fresh things to be miserable about.

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