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Confessional #25783543
#25783543

My 9 year old daughter is a miserable fucking brat. My other kids are nothing like her, so yeah, it's not me. She is going to have a very lonely life, but she sucks.

3 LIKES
19 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25783540
#25783540

I feel guilt for even thinking about going back to work.

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10 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783539
#25783539

For the first time ever, I really listened to myself and understand why people are so standoffish around me. I sound so awkward! From now on I will listen more and talk less.

19 LIKES
14 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25783537
#25783537

Now I know why my mom used to go hide in her room around 4 oclock, shut the door, lay on the bed with her feet on the wall and cotton balls on her eyes soaked with witch hazel --- and she didn't even have to homeschool in quarantine!!

12 LIKES
5 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25783536
#25783536

DS9 is sweet, gentle & kind and DD10 is manipulative, sneaky, mean, a back talker and a tattle tale. When he's upset, he's just upset. When she's upset, she turns on me *even if it has nothing to do with me*... It's not hard to have a favorite.

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12 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25783535
#25783535

I constantly Day dream about my DH (not) dying in various different ways. Leaving me and our two DCs free and happy.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783534
#25783534

I’m tired of DH ignoring me while he’s working. When we both went to work it never happened. Now that we’re working from home it’s like I don’t exist

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6 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783533
#25783533

I had dream I was sitting between DH and my crush. Crush saved me from a bug, was so sweet with my DD. DH just sat there watching tv. Wishing thinking or an omen?

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25783529
#25783529

I’m glad that lockdown has given me the excuse not to be around my extended family. I’ll be sad when it’s over. They are too much drama.

12 LIKES
6 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25783527
#25783527

I would erase him from my memory if I could. My heart cannot take missing him this much. I can’t enjoy anything. The actual moments that were good were so few & far between but for some reason I just can’t let go. Loving him only ever hurt me.

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19 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783526
#25783526

This is our first year since DD8 died. Mother's Day really tore me up. DH is more emotional than me and DD8 was a total "Daddy's girl", so I'm really worried about him come Father's Day.

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128 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783524
#25783524

I don't think I will ever get used to advertisements with sexy models - who are wearing face masks.

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2 HUGS
17 ME TOO


Confessional #25783523
#25783523

I think voice overs during songs are cringeworthy. Like they're trying so hard to sound profound but it just sounds lame

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1 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Confessional #25783520
#25783520

I hate the people I work with , and I don’t want to go back and work with them again but I am afraid of not having a job especially since this corona virus shit

2 LIKES
14 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25783519
#25783519

I want to go outside and play with my brother and sister. I want to play store and vacation, then run around in the sprinklers. We're all in our 50s now, but that's what I feel like doing today.

57 LIKES
14 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783518
#25783518

EA used to be my best friend, the only person I could share everything with. Now we’re just nothing. It kills me. I miss him so much it makes me want to cry and throw up.

2 LIKES
17 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783517
#25783517

Our state reopened and I hate it.

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16 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25783515
#25783515

No matter what I say about it, my father-in-law keeps making it known that he thinks I should stop breastfeeding my 9 month old. It is driving me nuts!

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44 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783514
#25783514

He’s right. I have moved on already. I’m in love with someone else

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783509
#25783509

I'm petrified to even discuss the current state of the US. Everything is so broken. I feel guilty for having children.

2 LIKES
24 HUGS
30 ME TOO


Confessional #25783507
#25783507

My heart aches for him every single day.

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19 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25783503
#25783503

I can’t wait for my boss to see how utterly useless & lazy my co-writer is after I go on maternity leave. She’s going to see how much of his weight I have to pull.

39 LIKES
21 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783501
#25783501

I got hit last night because I took an Ambien that my spouse needed to prep for night shift. I needed the sleep, though. I had been up late having sex with a neighbor. The MD/PhD/income/privilege we have doesn't save us from anything. We are trash.

13 LIKES
64 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783500
#25783500

My kids sleep schedule is terrible and their diet has been too! Cooking 3 times a day just became too much with all the cleaning and school and arguing! Now I throw them a pop tart for breakfast and they have been “creating” their own lunch

25 LIKES
21 HUGS
30 ME TOO


Confessional #25783498
#25783498

Dd6 was a product of marital rape. I said no, he did it anyway. I'm stuck here financially & have been for some time. $ is the factor. No help from family or friends. I have almost dug myself out. Then I am leaving with no remorse.

18 LIKES
84 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783492
#25783492

I feel guilty for not joining the protesting. I’m worried about covid, H and I are both high risk, but it still feels like I’m using a cheap excuse.

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36 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25783491
#25783491

I don't mind the shelter in place too much. I miss tacos and swimming.

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8 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25783490
#25783490

I wish I had the answer.

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11 HUGS
32 ME TOO


Confessional #25783488
#25783488

I have experienced death of loved ones and other significant trials. Still, being trapped in a loveless marriage & falling in love with another man who doesn’t love me back has crushed me like nothing else. It haunts me constantly. 2 years can’t move on.

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31 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25783487
#25783487

I am a tired black mom. Tired of so many things. I'm tired of the "me-tooism" of every other race in America. No other group, not the Irish, not Latinos, not Asians, no one was forcibly brought here as slaves. I appreciate allies, but we are ALONE.

16 LIKES
107 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783484
#25783484

I'm embarrassed to be white. I'm utterly disgusted by what white people have done and are still doing. It's beyond disgusting.

11 LIKES
25 HUGS
66 ME TOO

Confessional #25783482
#25783482

I can't stand my daughter's boyfriend.

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21 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783477
#25783477

She thinks I want her back & I hope I never see her face again. I have lost all respect for her, will never forgive, or forget what she did.

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21 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783476
#25783476

Another day of trying to figure out why DH is mad. Have to deal with his dog face and shitty attitude. This is getting old.

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29 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25783475
#25783475

God I'm trying so hard not to lose it. Not going to shout. Not going to say anything I regret. Not going to vent. Just taking breaths and trying not to let myself have a panic attack. Fucking hell

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30 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25783474
#25783474

Beer-swilling H has gotten a fat ass. Like, his pants are so tight around his ass, he walks knock-kneed. My pussy has crumbled to dust.

6 LIKES
41 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783473
#25783473

I’d work for Phillip Morris before I’d work for Facebook.

14 LIKES
5 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25783472
#25783472

During a work phone meeting yesterday, I ripped a very loud fart before I realized my microphone wasn't on mute. I blamed it on DS16, even though he wasn't even home at the time.

33 LIKES
13 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25783471
#25783471

The school I work for don't give a fuck about their staff

1 LIKES
29 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25783466
#25783466

DH breaks more things trying to fix them than just leaving the thing alone to stay broken. Guess where our stimulus check went!

4 LIKES
44 HUGS
9 ME TOO

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