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I always hear people (mostly women) say that they hate spending money on themselves. They say it makes them feel guilty. I'm the opposite. I love spending on myself & rarely think of buying things for others when I go shopping.

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4 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Ten years later, I'm still humiliated that I had to enroll my kids in the free school lunch program when I was out of work.

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40 HUGS
2 ME TOO

A friend bumped into my MIL & SIL at the mall, & at the very mention of my name MIL & SIL started screaming, swearing, crying & caused a scene & security had to remove them. It's a strange feeling knowing there are people out there that hate me so much.

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34 HUGS
0 ME TOO

The only reason my sexless marriage has become more bearable over the years is that it's been so long I think I've forgotten how good it felt.

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14 HUGS
5 ME TOO


I just want to go to sleep and never wake up.

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32 HUGS
12 ME TOO

My boyfriend has a wife and another girlfriend. F my life. I’ve thought about suicide a lot. I just found out and we’ve been together 2 years.

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50 HUGS
0 ME TOO

If I hadn't done so much embarrassing stupid shit when I was younger, I would consider running for office.

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7 HUGS
23 ME TOO

It's not even 9pm yet, and I'm getting ready for bed. I'm such a lame loser.

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13 HUGS
25 ME TOO


DH decided to get healthier and lost 40lbs. I hope he likes me fluffy because I have no intention of losing any weight!

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10 HUGS
4 ME TOO

My husband expects sex in about 1 minute. Save me.

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30 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I need to have a sexual relationship with a woman at least once in my life. Need to. I’m almost 40, married , 3 kids. Fuck.

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16 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I was forced to have a baby by my FWB. Pregnancy was horrible, and I left him with the kid asap. Sometimes I wonder what sex and name the kid is, but then I remember how miserable the father is and smile.

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28 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I left my husband with our autistic child - I'm going to start a new life. DH can't hold our child as a reason not to leave anymore. Enjoy single parenting, I'm never talking to you or the kid again. I'm free

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39 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I'm so stressed out, i have diarrhoea almost every time I eat. That's normal, right?! Ahh motherhood.

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28 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I have four kids. I’ve been a mom for almost 8 years, a SAHM for almost 6. And I still don’t *feel* like a mom.

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22 HUGS
9 ME TOO

DH is later than usual coming home from work today, on our anniversary. I know he’s buying me crappy grocery store flowers- an obligation, not a thoughtful gift. Wish he would save the money and not bother. They will be generic and dead within two days.

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35 HUGS
11 ME TOO


i used another man to make my jealous so he would stay on track. I just had to mention the other guys name and he would get flustered & clingy. Mention guy.. divorce mention guy.. expensive trip. Mention guy .. ring. problem is I love the other guy

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15 HUGS
1 ME TOO

DS2 just snuggled up to me and said “my big boy”. It’s all worth it. The sleepless nights, the constant “mommy”, and the bed I always have to share. I love this kid.

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14 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I wish I could snap my fingers like Thanos and get rid of half of the crap in my house.

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7 HUGS
57 ME TOO

New neighbor lady seems like a super b. then again her h or whoever he is seems like he's a bachelor and not interested in their kid. maybe I shouldn't judge

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14 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Having a husband is like having an obnoxious brother around who farts all the time and eats all your food. I can’t wait until I can leave.

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19 HUGS
9 ME TOO

H is getting so fat that his head looks like a big marshmallow. And I hate him so every time I look at him I want to smush it.

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40 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I upended my life to support his dream, and he’s being a DICK about EVERYTHING.

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56 HUGS
11 ME TOO

At HIS suggestion I took a PTO day to spend tonight and tomorrow with him. Took a freaking miracle to make it happen. And now that I’ve got everything in place and have been looking fwd to it he bailed. FMFL

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86 HUGS
3 ME TOO


My 16 year old son just walked past his dad in one room to come to me in another room to help him with something. Why do kids of all ages do this? Ask your damn dad!!

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41 HUGS
34 ME TOO

In my teens and 20's, I thought I was being bold, self-assured, intelligent and forceful. In my 50's, I look back and realize I was really just being a conceited asshole and knew diddly-squat.

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26 HUGS
32 ME TOO

I got a self help book for post partum depression 3 weeks ago, but I haven't even had time to get through the first chapter. I have zero help and I feel hopeless.

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121 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Growing up in the South, my brothers knew, if they ever failed to offer up their seat to a woman, senior citizen, or disabled person, my father would tan their hides if he found out. I don't think there was anything at all wrong with this rule.

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18 HUGS
35 ME TOO


I just ate a box of Stove Top Stuffing for lunch.

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8 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I get the meaning behind the phrase to stop suicide, "It doesn't end the pain. It just passes it onto someone else." I get the meaning behind it but I also think it can stir up feelings of guilt and burden in an already struggling person.

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30 HUGS
42 ME TOO

Can't even talk to my sister's anymore. They screenshot and send everything to our worthless mother. As if I needed another reason to cut you out of my life.

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41 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I want to nuke a certain country right now. It's from where someone just tried to hack my checking account, resulting in my account being locked down, and requires me to jump through a million hoops to get it unlocked. DON'T tell me I'm overreacting!

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49 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Nothing in my life is satisfying or bringing me any joy anymore. I'm being crushed under the weight of being everything to everyone and getting nothing in return. I wish I could just start over and have the life I was meant to have.

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56 HUGS
39 ME TOO

Smug, know-it-all l, frenemy is pregnant w/1st baby. I asked what her plan is after baby comes. She mostly works from home. She says “I can make my own hours and work while I have the baby at home. It will be fine.” And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

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13 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I’m not ok.

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161 HUGS
55 ME TOO

An entire year has gone by and I’m not even close to being over him. I just have no idea how to cope or move on. Dealing with this all on my own is soul-crushing.

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67 HUGS
26 ME TOO


Had a horrible feeling like I was going to die soon. Went to my DH begging him to watch out for our grown kids after I'm gone. Sobbing, it just felt so overwhelming.

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115 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I swear to FUCKING GOD KID EAT THE FOOD I JUST SPENT 45 MINUTES MAKING FOR YOU.

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65 HUGS
42 ME TOO

I feel like lately he does less talking TO me and more talking AT me. Hmmm.

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39 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Everyone in my household drive me INSANE!

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32 HUGS
37 ME TOO

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