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I hate being a mom it ruined my life

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I resent my husband.

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I have not had a good friend since I was a teenager. I'm 38 and have never had a friend call me on my birthday or offer to go out. I didn't get a bridal shower, bachelorette party or speech at my wedding. It's embarrassing to admit that I have no friends.

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Sometimes I have to give myself an O before my bf comes over. So I can have a normal conversation with him instead of just ripping off his clothes as soon as he gets inside.

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DH got shitty with me when I told him to make his own latte bc I was sitting down at my computer to deal with a work issue. it wasn't a choice, I took this job for the money it brings us, we talked about it. Fuck off dude you were playing video games.

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Not bad mouthing my ex to my kid paid off. It was what allowed said kid to reach out to him in an emergency that saved kid's life. Ex had been no contact for 16 yrs. He also def stepped up when kid reached out. It paid off. Big time. Saved kid's life!!!!

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OK, venting: my H has the reflexes of a turtle he is so f'ing slow with everything....and he also trips over hair on the floor (exaggeration) WTF? And the cherry on the top is that he flips out by screaming a curse when something minor goes wrong. FML

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He told me he loves me. But I said it first. I wish I hadn’t.

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2 ME TOO


You may think you have won but dh i got u by the ball sack stay w ur mom for ever done with u and ur selfish cunt of a mother done with all the bs that goes with being your wife freedom after 18 years here i come!

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1 HUGS
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How does my DH not understand that you have to make an effort. Just groping me doesn't make me want sex. Clean up, have a shave, take me out to lunch, do the dishes without me telling you too. Ugh it's not that I don't love you, I do all the effort

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I dont think I'm a good mom

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11 ME TOO

Since our adult children seem to be in no hurry to give us grandchildren, we offer to watch neighborhood kids. Their parents get a break, and we get to be quasi-grandparents to them, so I'm chalking that up as a win/win arrangement.

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14 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I suppose I could take offense at people schmoozing and being nice to me at work because I'm the gatekeeper for access to my boss (a company VP), but I choose not to. Instead, I just enjoy that they ARE schmoozing and being nice to me.

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3 ME TOO

How fat has my ass gotten? Fat enough that my husband (who has a decent size dick) can no longer fuck me from behind because the extra girth of my ass is too much for his dick to reach and stay in my vagina.

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10 ME TOO

I just realized I have some major, deeply painful “daddy issues”. I always thought my dad was great. He never physically hurt me in any way. But just now realizing how emotionally unattached he was. I realize he was better than a lot of dads though.

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I guess I’ll be crying myself to sleep tonight. I feel shattered.

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Today I ate tacos after dropping kids off with family and while H was at work. I got rid of the evidence and Im not telling anyone. Its an adventure . Nothing belongs to me but this does. This , in a nutshell, is motherhood.

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16 ME TOO

Sometimes I feel like a great person and other times like a cold bitch.

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23 HUGS
63 ME TOO

I will NEVER love my stretch marks !

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23 HUGS
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I am pissed about how much my kids love their absent dad. I protect their relationship and never say bad things about him but deep inside I’m like what the fuck.

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55 HUGS
24 ME TOO


I’m at least 10 pounds underweight and it makes me feel like shit about my body.

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3 ME TOO

Go to bed dumbass. Leave me alone. (my thoughts towards my annoying husband)

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14 ME TOO

I’m in that awesome age group where I find both the dads and their adult sons hot. If I were to pick, I don’t know which way I’d go.

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Loose skin,cellulite and saggy everything! I’m only 30 :-(

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I tried to starve myself for 24 hours...I didn't make it.

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31 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I had the best sex tonight. OMG! It has been so long!

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14 HUGS
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I want to leave Pittsburgh, but I’m trapped. I would’ve left 10 years ago for California, but my DH is a big fish in a small pond. I’m attractive, intelligent and capable — but, they hate me here and treat me like garbage. This can’t be all there is?!?

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1 ME TOO

I really want a second child but my husband is on the fence. I respect his feelings and I’m trying to NOT talk about it too much but it’s driving me crazy and I wish he’d just say LET’S DO THIS.

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I’m addicted to exercise and I barely sleep to be able to fit it all in. It’s a horrible prison and I just want out.

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I really like to steal things from grocery stores, Target, Walmart. I’ve shoplifted since I was a teenager because I was broke. Now I have no good reason.

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I just found out that a woman who is 20 years younger than me and with no college degree is making 25k a year more than I am. My job requires a master’s. Yep.

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7 ME TOO

All I want is for him to come and hold me.

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39 ME TOO


My marriage is falling apart, I can't eat, I'm barely making any money, and my husband is leaving for three weeks to take care of his Mom. I don't know what to do anymore. This isn't fair or balanced.

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I would climb Andreas Johnsson (Toronto Maple Leafs) like a tree and let him do anything he wanted to me - look up his insta, ladies....you’re welcome.

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I would love to play wrestle and feel the weight of a cute sweet single man in uniform without the sex, making out would be fine though lol!

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9 ME TOO

DH cares so much about the tv but helping with the kids is such an inconvenience. And then I have to go behind him and pick up after his carelessness.

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14 ME TOO


I hate when people give us so much food that we don't want, don't ask for, and have no room to store. What am I supposed to do with 12 bottles of sauce? I throw it away or give it back to food pantry.

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As a teacher, I fully agree with the teacher burn out article. I work two jobs and hate how the educational system is run. Currently looking into other professions.

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10 ME TOO

My heart hurts so much right now.

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79 HUGS
19 ME TOO

I absolutely hate my effin life right now. My husband is super controlling. When the kids don’t behave and do their chores, somehow it’s my fault and I get punished. It is awful.

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106 HUGS
8 ME TOO

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