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I hate home renovation shows. They talk about having a $300,000 budget to work with for the renovation, when that's twice what our entire house is worth.

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20 ME TOO

Neighbor's loose dog kept using our lawn as his toilet. DH got an idea from a movie, so HE started peeing along the property line to mark OUR "territory". Didn't really expect it to work, but the dog now DOES respect our territory.

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0 ME TOO

I can’t have him. And after everything, I’m not even sure I want him. So why can’t I get him out of my head? I doubt I take up any space in his mind.

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9 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I told my SO to check his privilege after he spoke about the homeless issue in the state we live in. He got mad and walked out, SO INCONSIDERATE!

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5 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I didn't get why DH was upset with my ex M coworker calling me at home at night. Until DHs ex F coworker started calling him at night too. Ok I get it now, stay away from my man, bitch.

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO

SO was picking up our son at a friends house , the dad pulled him aside and told him that his wife (me) is incredibly gorgeous. Since then and other a few instances SO has been on his A game.

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0 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I am lucky DH has always been good and creative in bed. Lately we've drifted into role play and reversal. He bought a strap on for me to use on him. First it kind of freaked me out, but I tried it with him and we had the hottest sex ever, 4 O's for me!!!

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0 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Found something in my husbands car that DEFINITELY bleongs to a woman & that woman is not me. If this doesn't confirm my suspicion I'm not sure what else does. So fuckin pissed.

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17 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I just wing life, my marriage, being a mom, work. I am so insecure it is sad, however the world sees me as a complete bad ass getting shit done...WTF??

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6 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I hope my bitchy coworker calls in sick today.

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0 ME TOO

I spent years thinking that it was normal to be harassed, threatened, stalked, and abused by my husband's former spouses. It is so not normal. I've got my power back.

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11 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I am pregnant and drink 3x as much coffee as my dr. Recommend. I don’t even feel bad about it at all

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EA's my age 42, his wife is in her 70s & dying, been w/ her since he was 20. Don't feel bad being his EA cause I feel she robbed him of his youth, children of his own, and now he's stuck with nothing.

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4 HUGS
0 ME TOO

My husband was so ducking awful to me. It was a dream but Im still mad at him. Ha ha.

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12 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Can't figure out when it's OK to "break rules". When DD6 took ballet, spent $90 on REQUIRED outfit. Other moms hit Wal-Mart & no one cared. Today, DS3 needed an ALL red shirt, so put him in his red (has navy buttons) shirt...and the principal called me!!

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56 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Go forth and multiply.... so that you can referee fights amongst your children for the next two decades.

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21 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Is there anything worse than taking off a day of work for a service guy that never shows up??????

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50 HUGS
11 ME TOO

DS15 is failing most of his classes .DD13 only wants to text and snapchat 24/7 and calls me stupid and tells me to kill myself. DD10 has tantrums like a toddler, still wets the bed and has no friends. I feel like the biggest failure on the planet.

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85 HUGS
1 ME TOO

After having kids I've gone invisible. My only purpose is fulfilling their needs.

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26 HUGS
35 ME TOO

F the double standard. Men marry a young beauty, take the best years of her life, ruin her body and break her spirit and then run off with someone younger and carefree. Women are expected to worship the man no matter what he does or how gross he becomes.

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29 HUGS
22 ME TOO


With the last of my kids set to graduate soon, I am eagerly looking forward to them having kids of their own so (just as I warned them) they can get put through everything they put us through as parents.

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8 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I hate how toxic people are most likely to get their asses kissed.

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9 HUGS
41 ME TOO

I can't eat at restaurants or anywhere in general anymore. All I feel afterward is the need to poop. Growing older sucks. I used to be able to drink for hours and eat all day without my stomach hurting but how one little pinch of food and I get bloated.

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17 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I would have got help for my PPD if my mom and my husbands parents had been compassionate instead of judgey. They enjoyed feeling superior to me. TG for my friend who saw me struggle and convince my H to get me help.

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37 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I have over a dozen men who are willing to sleep with me and are very interested in dining me out so why am I hung up on the ONE man who doesn't? I should be over him but damn it, we did have a connection and I kind of miss him. Screw this shit.

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16 HUGS
5 ME TOO

My friend is a hoarder, and I am very triggered by hoarding, due to my upbringing. She uses one of her bathtubs/showers at storage, and you can barely move around all the stuff she has.

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21 HUGS
4 ME TOO

My neighbors took in a young mother and her 5-year-old son who were separated at the border for 64 days. The little boy clings to her all day, wakes up in the night screaming, and has started wetting his pants all the time. Our country must do better.

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74 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Vaginal dryness sucks.

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28 HUGS
25 ME TOO


Lost 20lbs H hasn't said a word, however I am not getting hit on daily. Idk if I would act on it but DAMN it makes me feel great!

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Ex had a sexual relationship with his sister, when they were younger. He never told me until we were divorcing. It does not excuse his monstrous behavior during our marriage, but I do wish I had known. Still would have divorced; gave him 1 million chances

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25 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I wish something bad happened to me. Serious bad. Bad enough to make my DH scared he would lose me, but not so bad so i would die. Just enough so he would value me

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21 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I need about a week off to just sleep and catch up on my housework. Working two jobs blows.

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31 HUGS
23 ME TOO


Idk how SAHM do it. It's not the kid thing. I'd spend all day with DS. It's the "relying on H for money" thing. To have someone else completely in control of my money would not work. Seperate accounts for H & I. It's my money, I'l spend it how I want.

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9 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I'm so tired of doing it all. Lean in, my ass.

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14 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Sweet, hot, great dad, goes to church (teaches sunday school), works out, runs....all the things I NEED in a man! We are both married I know it is WRONG but I can't stop...we are going to hell....

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10 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I am totally overwhelmed at 6 am. Want to call in sick and can’t get out of bed. I need some time off. But I know I’ll drag myself through this day like all the others. Seriously what is the fucking point of a life like this?

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26 ME TOO


Ready to hunker down for winter with my little family. Relax, movies, reading, crafting. Oh, wait. Obligatory forced socialization with my dull, neurotic, selfish ILs for 2-4 holidays over the next half year. When do we get to have OUR own traditions?

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17 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I am so sad all the time, i wish i had the guts to off myself

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36 HUGS
10 ME TOO

My husband is only affectionate after we have sex. Doesn’t seem to see that affection and kindness lead to sex... so frustrating

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15 HUGS
15 ME TOO

I'm looking at the inbox every 5 minutes to see if I have any new messages. This is what happens when you're a bored, lonely, single woman with no life besides being online 24/7

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57 HUGS
23 ME TOO

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