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Confessional #25788435
#25788435

If one more person uses Home Depot as the example and model for health and political decision-making, I am going to lose my mind.

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Confessional #25788434
#25788434

I want to sleep with my neighbour, he gets me and I feel seen.

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Confessional #25788432
#25788432

My DD15 told me that she hates babies and never wants to have any. I can understand being childless by choice, but to say that you hate babies just sounds plain heartless & wrong.

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Confessional #25788431
#25788431

My husband loves me more than I love him and I think we both know it.

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Confessional #25788429
#25788429

I wish my husband would cheat...and fall for someone else. I'm not attracted to him, haven't has sex with him in 3 months, and staying is killing me because I don't want to break him.

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Confessional #25788427
#25788427

Husband is having sausage party weekend with his buds in a hot spot city. If he comes back with COVID I will de-ball him. Selfish prick.

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Confessional #25788425
#25788425

Watching “Hamilton” has given me permission to leave DS4’s curl-splosion just as it is. If Thomas Jefferson can wear long and natural, so can my kid.

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Confessional #25788424
#25788424

I’m so tempted to drink today even though I’m trying to quit. It temporarily numbs my self hatred even though it’s ultimately worse when I sober up, the break is nice. Because of this, I just don’t know if I can quit.

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Confessional #25788423
#25788423

I think it is so weird how all the MLM moms are now sewing and selling designer masks. Yuck.

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Confessional #25788420
#25788420

So tired of playing with DS6... remind me that I’ll miss this one day!!!

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Confessional #25788417
#25788417

I hate Beyoncé.

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Confessional #25788416
#25788416

DS10 is starting to get Panic attacks since the Pandemic started. I was a few here and there and now they are full-blown every day lasting 30 mins. My heart is breaking for him. He is so sweet & doesn't understand why he is feeling this way. Dr. Appt mon

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Confessional #25788415
#25788415

The most annoying posts on social media are from exercise freaks. I don't like kids, but I'd rather see 1,000 baby pictures an hour than hear about workouts and clean eating.

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Confessional #25788414
#25788414

Part of me really wants to text him. Part of me really doesn't. Not sure which part will win.

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Confessional #25788413
#25788413

I hate my life. My alcoholic abusive spouse. My beyond challenging children. My toxic parents. My depressed, lonely, miserable self. My life is a living hell. How the fuck did I get here? How the fuck to I get out?

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Confessional #25788411
#25788411

My husband uses threats of suicide to keep me with him and I hate him for it.

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Confessional #25788409
#25788409

SO is such a compulsive liar that I don't think he knows the difference between the truth and a lie anymore.

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Confessional #25788408
#25788408

It’s 99 degrees outside and my asshole neighbor is mowing her grass. She really wants the whole neighborhood to think she’s a martyr. Everyone just thinks she’s an annoying old bitch.

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Confessional #25788407
#25788407

After 7 weeks of pain, I'm getting over him. Feel like I've turned a corner. My advice: Block him on everything, and delete all trace of him, photos etc. It will be MUCH harder for a few weeks than not doing so, but ultimately, you'll get over him faster.

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Confessional #25788405
#25788405

I've stopped telling H things because unless it directly affects him, he doesn't care.

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Confessional #25788404
#25788404

I wish I cared enough to pull myself together every day. A little makeup, fix my hair, brush my teeth. I know it would help me feel better. But I can’t get out of the hole.

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Confessional #25788402
#25788402

My throat hurts from screaming at my kid. I feel bad. But also, quit acting like you're fucking stupid. It's NOT cute!!!!

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Confessional #25788400
#25788400

In tears, 10 yr old girl from amber alert found dead, suicide. Same age as my daughter, who has made comments about suicide and self harm off and on. Very sad and anxious right now.

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Confessional #25788399
#25788399

I had to put on my “Mommy” voice today and cajole my husband into taking a shower. He’s like “I work in a hot factory, of course I smell.” He hasn’t showered in 3 days...

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Confessional #25788396
#25788396

I’m sitting here listening to my gs11 talk shit back and forth, in a fun way, with his best friend and I’m dying laughing.

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Confessional #25788395
#25788395

My daughter is such a selfish, lazy, sugar addict and I've gotten to the point when I don't want to spend any time with her. UGH!

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Confessional #25788392
#25788392

It's 6:45am and I am already touched out.

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Confessional #25788390
#25788390

I'm suppose to be getting married in a month but lately we've been disconnected that I'm having doubts. I'm thinking of using COVID-19 as an excuse to cancel my wedding. I don't know what to do.

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Confessional #25788389
#25788389

Lost all patience with a "friend" who keeps bragging about how easy it is to cheat on her husband. Told her I don't know what she's so happy about when he's out sleeping with 20y/o girls. She, didn't know, she's DEVASTATED. The hypocrisy is astonishing.

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Confessional #25788387
#25788387

My ex is an asshole, and I can’t even blame his parents and family for it. They’re good people who raised him right – he turned out the way he did despite them, not because of them.

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Confessional #25788385
#25788385

I'm such a fuck up and I'm ruining my child and I don't know how to change. I'm going to destroy everything I don't know why I thought I could ever be a parent. What a fuck up.

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Confessional #25788383
#25788383

I don't like how my kids have turned out. I am not proud of them. They are adults now. I thought I was a good influence, either I was a shit mom or they just really got messed up by their dad.

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Confessional #25788382
#25788382

I actually have gone into a cemetery and pissed on the grave of someone I’d truly hated in life.

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Confessional #25788381
#25788381

I don’t want my ex-husband – but I don’t want anyone else to have him either.

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Confessional #25788380
#25788380

I told DH, when he dies, I’m thinking of burying him in my garden instead of a cemetery – he’s so full of shit he’d make great fertilizer.

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Confessional #25788379
#25788379

I’m so starved for affection right now that, if someone were to show the least bit of interest in me, I’d probably break my wedding vows so fast, the shock wave would set off earthquake monitors across half the U.S.

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Confessional #25788377
#25788377

I keep buying buying buying.... I'm filling a hole with "stuff" and I can't seem to stop. My finances are in a weird paradox - I keep spending and I was just surprised at how much I still had in the bank. Who does that??

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Confessional #25788375
#25788375

I wish i would have stayed with my ex took him for granted and now I'm stuck for the foreseeable future with a piece of shit husband that changed once we got married

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Confessional #25788374
#25788374

I thought I could handle step-motherhood. It’s been 13 years now and I still feel like an outsider in my own home. I never realized how often I would be a bystander to major decisions that would significantly impact my life, whether I agreed or not.

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Confessional #25788373
#25788373

I cheat on my husband so much that I cannot handle not having a man on the side.

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