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DD won't stfu. You don't need to make noise all. The. Fucking. Time.

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6 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Husband is traveling on business every week now, when he doesn't have to and never did before, all while being suspiciously nice to me. Looks like I did the right thing to get myself a boyfriend six months ago.

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I water down my rum bottle in the fridge or add iced tea to it bc I’m afraid DH will judge me for how much I’ve had or that I had some during the afternoon, hope he doesn’t ask for a drink of it...

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4 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Lord, God, Almighty please please I need this new job and the life change it will bring for my family.

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13 HUGS
0 ME TOO


My husband isnt man enough.

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4 HUGS
3 ME TOO

You're not entitled to a relationship with me. Me accepting your apology doesn't reconcile us, un-ruin my childhood, or make your new family not exist. We will not ever be friends. You made damn sure of that, didn't you, mom? Please just go away.

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10 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I get great pleasure from picking my toddlers nose. I just cant stand the bogeys and must take them out much 2 my toddlers frustration. Lool

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0 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I have a chronic illness that often debilitates me, so I need a lot of help around the house. DH says just to ask him for help, but when I do, he behaves like a dick. I can't win.

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8 HUGS
2 ME TOO


If h takes this job I know it'll spell the end of our marriage because "she" works there too... still remember when he used to throw himself at her years before we got together..

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9 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Borrowed $1300 2 weeks ago from parents, said no rush in paying back. Mom calls me at 8 this morning to ask when I'm going to be able to pay that $ back, because my fucking brother needs it. So now I'm stressed. This is why I wish I was an only child!

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I married the wrong person. And everyday is a heartbreak.

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31 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I dislike most of my friends and feel great relief when they cancel plans or are too busy to get together. WTF is wrong with me?

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14 HUGS
14 ME TOO


I always ignore H's text messages. It takes his "power" away if I don't respond. All he cares about is genitalia & sex anyway. My phone serves my needs, not other peoples'.

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8 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Noticed yesterday that DDs teacher wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. So, I searched him on the internet. Like a stalker. No, no, no. I can’t crush on DDs teacher (who’s divorced - found the court record) WTF is wrong with me?

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13 HUGS
1 ME TOO

It’s been a year since I realized that he has feelings for me too. It’s been an emotional roller coaster since we’re both married. We never talked about our situation, & while I think we should, I’m too scared to initiate but things can’t go on like this.

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9 HUGS
3 ME TOO

DH gave me a hickey during sex last night & I tried covering it up w/concealer but it didn’t work! I’m embarrassed to be walking around with one at 41yrs old. Although I kinda want my crush to see it & be jealous.

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7 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I thank God for YouTube Kids

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2 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Im sure the only reason my H wants to stay w/me is bc #1 Im hilarious and also I swing from the closet rods for a quickie when the house is full or I need a fast and painful way for me to work both my arms and legs at once.

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4 HUGS
1 ME TOO

The only time I can eat peacefully is when I'm eating alone or with my DH. Eating with kids racks my nerves I always end up choking.

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17 HUGS
8 ME TOO

I have General Anxiety Disorder and I'm now in Perimenopause, basically everyday I'm dying of something...

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28 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Motherhood has been the biggest failure in my life.

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19 HUGS
9 ME TOO

My sister uses the anniversary of 9/11 and Veterans Day to share pictures of exercise routines and running times. "This is for the troops!" I've never met anyone more self-involved in my life.

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18 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I shake my head when I remember how, in high school, I used to long for the skinny bodies actors and rock stars had. These days I know most of them were skinny because they were using cocaine non-stop.

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2 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Omg hide and seek with a 3 year old means a break

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3 HUGS
4 ME TOO


I am a really caring mom but my adopted daughter still hates me. This is harder than anything I have ever done.

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38 HUGS
3 ME TOO

You know what’s frightening? How many of our congressmen and congresswomen are downright liars.

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3 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Daniel Goldman is so fucking sexy.

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1 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Got a letter saying my life insurance premium hasn't been paid. I called, and they said that was a mistake and the bill HAS been paid. Considering this company pays out $1 million if I die, you think they'd be more careful to not give me a heart attack!

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17 HUGS
1 ME TOO


My MIL does nothing for my kids but her daughters are such takers that I think she lumps me in with all the shit she does for them.

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I do value animals more than most people. Stay mad.

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7 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I got a good one - and yet I still feel stabby when he pours the old tea bags in the sink for me to clean up.

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16 HUGS
30 ME TOO

No husband, having kids didn't make you fat. Your poor choices, constant drinking and general laziness made you fat.

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18 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I could smell my baby's stinky feet all day and love it. Motherhood is weird.

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7 HUGS
23 ME TOO

I just saw a ridiculously cheesy Xmas commercial with a father surprising his adult daughter with a gift and it was so cliche but my dad died a few months ago and now I'm bawling.

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96 HUGS
8 ME TOO

DH and I took a personality test. I am emotional, extroverted, and a big picture thinker while he is detail oriented, introverted, and analytical. It is the reason we can't see eye to eye...but both reports confirmed we are attracted to our opposites.

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11 HUGS
6 ME TOO

We have 5 cats. They're all well cared for, fixed & vaccinated, and we have plenty of room for them. Still, though, I can't help but feel that 5 is a bit exxcessive & irresponsible.

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29 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Being married means being the convenient target of DW's wrath when she's pissed over something or someone else who's not there for her to take it out on.

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40 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I say I want to lose weight for my health and that is true but part of my motivation is very petty. I want men to holler at me again and women to be jealous of me again.

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14 HUGS
48 ME TOO

I hate these pets. If I wanted to run around cleaning up bullshit messes for the rest of my life, I'd have more fucking kids.

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25 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Local news today. Man was hit and killed while changing a tire. Watch for traffic. K-9 unit was killed during pursuit and it was “heartbreaking news” Why have we put an animal’s life above a human’s? If I was his family, I’d be so insulted.

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31 HUGS
37 ME TOO

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