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I cheated on my boyfriend back in HS and gave him crabs.

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The more I'm out in public with DH, the more I realize how much of a complete asshole he actually is.

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Seems like AP is no longer interested. Guess he's had his fun. Heartbroken.

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Best sex ever was with a friend I have known for decades. I’m upset that the last time was the last time. Can’t bear talking to him, or even thinking of him. I have to be happy that he’s in love with someone, right?

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When I say I want cheap things for Christmas I am not being modest. I appreciate the effort, but I like and wear the earrings in packs---not $100 fancy earrings that are too nice to wear out. Don't get me fancy pajamas, they're pajamas. I'm being honest

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2nd totalled car in a month. Will we ever get out of this hole?!

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He's on vacation with his family and I won't hear from him for a week. Day 1 and I'm already miserable.

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I think it should be illegal to smoke inside a car with kids. And no, just opening the window does not make it ok.

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Christmas is in eleven days, and I am not even remotely ready for it.

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I should’ve broke up with h the first time he didn’t comfort me when I cried.

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This guy is “perfect”! Loves kids, Halloween and Christmas. Steady lucrative job. Fucks great! And loves eating pussy. Rubs my back & expects nothing in return.HAS MANNERS. caters to my every whim. Im his dirty little secret.

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I broke up with my AP By text message a few weeks ago. It was the Right thing to do, but the lack of closure is killing me. I want to speak with him so badly, it’s literally keeping me up at night.

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I took money out of my Mutual funds to by Christmas Presents for myself mostly.....I got a few things for my kids and husband but mostly all new gear for my self so don’t look like the broke ass loser I feel like....

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Neighbor lady who accused me of trying to hit it with her husband (no thanks)- now you’re being nice to me after he caught you cheating again?

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The teens that killed the New York student should have consequences. But I feel bad for all families involved.

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I've always been an optimist, but the last two years have been rough. It's getting harder and harder to remain positive

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I need HIS dick. Just the idea of it...of him has me going so bad right now.

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With all my children I haven’t found out the gender until delivery.

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My DD4 came home with a fucking hickey “or a bruise from scratching”. What the actual fuck?!

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Wanting someone to do something that makes them sick and then belittling them for saying no is the most entitled thing I've ever heard of. Mental health matters. You wouldn't get mad at a diabetic for not wanting to eat your sugar buffet would you?

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Not in the Christian sense, but I really think the world is ending. Apathetic, ignorant people keep letting billionaires and corrupt politicians destroy our planet and choke the life from the working classes. In my lifetime I think we're gonna see the end

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The ad with the starving polar bear trying to eat a snowmobile seat that pops up when I'm in the SM app makes me cry every time. I signed the petition, but when will the sociopaths in our society stop electing politicians who kill our beautiful planet??

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Found out last week just how HUGE my friend is. All I’ve thought about is him banging the shit outta me for years. Now I want him even more. Too bad I’m good friends with his girlfriend.

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Man children are everywhere and I am tired of placating them.

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Made someone pull over last night Bc I couldn’t keep it in my pants any longer. Cops showed up promptly as the one time thing was getting good. I want a redo.

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I've always adopted my pets but hate that SIL gets all sanctimonious about "adopt don't shop" in all-caps social media rants. "I just love all animals so much!!" Really? What about the ones you pay to have slaughtered for your dinner? Hypocrite.

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H whines and complains about having to shower before sex. Alrighty then. No sex for you

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Hopeful! I pray for better days ahead. 2019 has been tough to say the least.

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Most of the work we do is useless meaningless bullshit.

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I don't understand why ppl put a picture of their kids or grandkids as their Facebook profile pic. It's especially annoying when grandparents do it

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In the span of 6 days, I’ve contracted 2 colds and a stomach virus. Still cleaned every day, cared for and shuttled kids, cared for sick pets, decorated for Christmas, shopped for gifts, and volunteered for Christmas recital. This is mom life. It sucks.

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Sometimes the symptoms of mental illness do come and go. There are good days and bad days. If you think I should fake being ok to do what you want me to do on your schedule, you should get over yourself or to find someone else to cater to your ego.

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I need a good cry today. It’s needed. It won’t wash away what I’m going through but in my mind I want to believe it’ll help cleanse. Why does no one understand what I’m going through? It hurts my heart and I’m one of those sensitive ppl.

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I think veterinarians are a waste of money.

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I just recently started peeing in the shower. Something about it feels really nice. I don't know why but I like it. 30 year old, married mom of 3 here!

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DH has an app to control all the lights and if he turns off the lights in a room I am in trying to do something in one more time I will lose my fucking mind. It’s ok to have a light on!!

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I'm just trying to work. My kids pulled the middle of a huge skein of yarn out and my youngest knocked over a shelf. Now there's glass all over the floor because of course, he broke a couple of vintage items I had. This is why I'm sad and tired.

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I move out in 2 days. I am scared. Nervous. Sad. I want her to be there so I can tell her that I FINALLY get it after 1M chances. I love her. I miss her. I miss us 6. I want my best friend back!

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I'm talking to a guy who dropped out of HS at 15. He has a stable job & income but doesn't know proper grammar so it's difficult reading his texts. 3 weeks into this & I'm gonna call it quits. I feel like a bitch but I really can't take this shit anymore.

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DH is obsessive about having clean floors. All he does is vacuum. When he is home, the roomba is running plus he is vacuuming somewhere else. Floors are clean, but the constant noise is driving me nuts. Plus makes him pretty damn boring honestly.

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