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Confessional #25831438
#25831438

I honestly never fantasized about anyone else in the 34 yrs we've been together. I fantasize about DW doing things she hasn't or won't do, but my fantasies are ALWAYS about her. Given how badly it could go otherwise, I'm grateful DW is my "fantasy woman"

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Confessional #25831436
#25831436

The day I am happiest to not be a mother is Mother's Day.

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Confessional #25831434
#25831434

Been asking my dh to stop speaking to me like I'm a dog for 4years. Today was too far. Hes arrogant with it too. I have decided every month I will move money to a secret account so if things get so bad, I will be able to leave easily. He will wonder how.

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Confessional #25831432
#25831432

Covid helped at privacy back to my life. People don't need to know everything I do. Plan to keep it that way. Started a class twice a week but let ppl think it is more like 4-5. Best way to avoid is have a ready excuse, sorry have a class that day

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Confessional #25831431
#25831431

Deep down I know I’m not a bad mom. I’m a burnt out mom.

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Confessional #25831426
#25831426

I think I have some sort of an illness. I love my husband, he sexually fulfills me but I crave other men (physically) ALL the time. Been with hubby 12 years now with 5 kids.

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Confessional #25831425
#25831425

I’m realizing that I make some pretty shitty decisions... in men and life in general.

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Confessional #25831423
#25831423

H likes to brag about how good of a fighter he is but the few times I’ve seen him get into a heated confrontation, he runs away

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Confessional #25831422
#25831422

The fact that we've texted a week ago doesn't help me with the need to get pounded by him. Some ppl have no sense of urgency.

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Confessional #25831421
#25831421

DH finds out today if he gets his dream job. I'm so nervous I feel sick.

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Confessional #25831420
#25831420

People know once a month we leave DC w/Mom and have a date night that ends w/us spending the night in a motel. They assume we have sex, but what they’d NEVER guess is how dirty and kinky we get. We do stuff that’d make a porn star blush. SOOO different!

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Confessional #25831418
#25831418

My ap just called it off. I'm absolutely heartbroken and can't bear going back to my life without him. Can't stop crying

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Confessional #25831417
#25831417

Forget DH - I'M the one who couldn't peel my eyes away when 3 college girls in tight yoga shorts boarded our plane returning home.

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Confessional #25831415
#25831415

DH took the week of My birthday off to supposedly spend time with me but all I have over the coming week is massive anxiety that I won't be able to look busy enough at all times. More peaceful when he's at work

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Confessional #25831413
#25831413

My SIL is garbage and I do not like her . I send her a personalized mother’s day present each year to prove that I will always be better than her!

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Confessional #25831411
#25831411

Neighbors just had baby. I am caring for their house until they get home. Found drink cans all over the hubby's office (along with a bong!) and drinking glasses growing mold! They need more help than they think.

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Confessional #25831410
#25831410

I'm 50 years old. I have seen & been through a lot. So, I feel that I have earned the right to have a salty attitude about shit sometimes.

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Confessional #25831409
#25831409

Came home to my husband in tears after dropping my son off at school. We've been married 8 yrs, mind you. He was crying bc his ex bm uncle died. Why tf he cares enough to cry, idk. He hasn't talked to or about these mfs IN 8YRS. I know idgaf AT ALL.

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Confessional #25831408
#25831408

The way DH tells stories! Meandering, too much detail, repeats stuff. If we do get a gray divorce down the line this will be why.

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Confessional #25831406
#25831406

I told H to shut the fuck up on the front porch last night in front of the neighbors. Not sorry. If anybody wants to judge, they are more than welcome to take a walk in my shoes & come and live with this mouthy motherfucker for awhile.

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Confessional #25831405
#25831405

Scared the way food prices are skyrocketing. I could barely afford to feed my family before.

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Confessional #25831404
#25831404

Buyers for our house backed out. Kind of want to put a flaming sack of dog shit on their front porch and mail them a glitter bomb.

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Confessional #25831403
#25831403

I have driven by my ex's place to see if the lights were on and if he were home on a weekend night, then went home to an unappreciative husband. Also checked to see if there was another car parked there (ie, some bimbo). I've done it more than once.

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Confessional #25831401
#25831401

I am an introvert who does not like to socialize AT ALL. I do not enjoy it. Pushing me to do it and proclaiming I'll learn to like it is not going to change a thing.

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Confessional #25831398
#25831398

I will be putting risperidone in my bipolar DH's coffee this weekend. his manic ass will not ruin another mother's day for me.

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Confessional #25831396
#25831396

H now has to have a lot of dental work done due to lack of hygiene & nutrition as a kid. Thanks, lazy stupid inlaws!

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Confessional #25831395
#25831395

I wish I never had kids. Or stopped after one kid. My life would be so much better right now.

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Confessional #25831394
#25831394

I fucking HATE my kids for not sleeping in past 6am.

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Confessional #25831393
#25831393

I can't do this anymore.

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Confessional #25831390
#25831390

Ever since the pandemic began, my insurance agent has been posting vacation photos. I can't even with this fucking moron.

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Confessional #25831389
#25831389

I'm so thankful I don't have huge tits.

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Confessional #25831388
#25831388

BFF lost her grandparents to COVID, didn't tell me, and it really bugs me. I thought we were close. I feel hurt because she's one of the first people I call about anything, and now I see she doesn't do that with me, not as close as I thought.

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Confessional #25831387
#25831387

Got vaccinated for coronavirus and still contracted a mild case of covid, but didn't know that could happen and infected some older family members. They're not ok at all...feel so guilty.

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Confessional #25831386
#25831386

So annoyed with people who say they're going to do their part, but don't. Their slacking holds the rest of us up!

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Confessional #25831385
#25831385

For Mothers Day what I really want to stay in bed as long as I want, have the house to myself, and do whatever I want. And eat whatever I want and not have to share.

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Confessional #25831384
#25831384

As a nurse who's worked my ass off during Covid, I'm ENRAGED at idiots refusing to get the vaccine! We'll never get herd immunity now & will NEVER return to normal. What privileged, selfish, arrogant fucks, choosing their own desires over others' lives.

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Confessional #25831383
#25831383

When I told DH I was leaving him, he actually said “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

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Confessional #25831381
#25831381

I have no problem w/DH and foreplay.  In fact he loves touching and playing with me so much that I'M the one who has to tell him "Enough - now get to the main event"

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Confessional #25831379
#25831379

I mute the TV when those Peloton commercials come on. SO overly dramatic and stupid.

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Confessional #25831378
#25831378

We’re married, but DH is, essentially, just a sugar daddy to me.

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