CONFESSIONAL

Nothing pisses me off more then ppl devaluing what I am saying because I’m “preggo” so must just be a bitch right now. No-your fucking basic, and I refuse to bend over making you feel special.

Welp. I just shit myself. Getting old sucks.

I always loved the feel of DH sucking on my tits during sex, so I was worried and creeped out that I might get aroused when I breastfed our first child.

My husband walks so fucking loudly! And it's always with his shoes on.

Love is a man who looks at you, sees the frazzled hair, bags under the eyes, 40 lbs of extra weight, and smells the 4 days w/o a shower, tells you you're beautiful - and he really means it.

I stopped cooking for my DH when he stopped thanking me for cooking. Now he’s lucky if I will make him a hotdog.

Why can't I be in love with my husband? I'm so lucky to have him.

Just saw video of a college pole vaulter who went over the bar, then came right down on the end of the still-vertical pole right in his nuts (crushed testicle, lots of blood, and 18 stitches). I don't even HAVE balls, yet I felt sympathy pain seeing that

I'm 50 years old and still wonder when I'm going to feel like a grown-up.

Kind of depressing that I regularly have to put up with behavior in my clients that I wouldn't tolerate for a minute with my children.

Forget the big belly and flat butt my DH has, it's the tiny dick I can't get past!

I might be pregnant. By my boyfriend who I most absolutely DO NOT want a baby with. I have two kids, if I'm preggo I will find a way to end it. I'm too old for this shit. We used a condom. It fell off. Fuck this.

I have very painful hemorrhoids. My yearly appt is next week and I’m embarrassed for my GYN doc to see them...

I love it when my AP Cums on me. Or in me. Or just cums. His face is a turn on.

Been loving my bff from afar since I can’t stand her addict dh using her & their babies to get $ out of everyone who loves them. She had the nerve to tell me I’m dumb when it comes to men. No man of mine will rob me and take food away from my kids ho.

My husband's work schedule is killing our sex life. I need to feel intimacy!!

My boyfriend is polyamorous but 'won't' be while he's with me. Why the fuck am I even with him? I'm not poly nor do I understand it. He was fucking my poly friend when I met him. Now it feels like some fucked up 3some. How can I expect him NOT to cheat?

I love my husband but his huge stomach really bothers me. It’s such a turnoff.

Being pregnant sucks. So glad this is my last pregnancy. Any kid after this will be adopted! I want my body back!

I have never felt better ever since I went on a dating diet and started getting over my ex. Ladies, it is so much more liberating not caring if you have a partner or not.

I need all the drinks. Stat.

Found out I am very unexpectedly pregnant today. Thought it was impossible for me to naturally get pregnant. Anxious to tell husband since he was happy one and done.

I fantasize about being rich and famous.

I created a social media alias to troll conservative white men. They are the biggest snowflakes I have ever encountered. They're terrified of everything, and they're the biggest hypocrites you've ever seen.

He just set up a quickie for us on Thursday when he has a car & I have ab empty house.

DH works really hard, but he still has no problem taking $ handouts from family, like he's owed. And he seems to not understand that not all people have parents who came into money.

I paid for daycare so I could work, but it left me bankrupt. Literally. I had to file for bankruptcy. Still better than taking advantage of family for free childcare, though.

Just received a random email from an old college girl friend who was chastising me for not being friends with her Facebook. Ummm... can you say BLOCK?

I wish I had more energy. I feel like every area in my life is neglected in some way because I'm too tired. I want to be able to play with my kids because I'm afraid as adults they will only remember how tired I was.

Someone left a nasty note on my car this morning for parking in an EV spot. I parked there to pick up my sick kid from school with my sick toddler in tow. It was freezing out and I was there for 10 minutes. I refuse to feel guilty about it.

When I was a young, hot, neglected wife (I seriously was neglected), I had a hot neighbor move in and I fucked him every which way for months. 15 years later, I still think about him when I masturbate. I'm still married to that H and he'll never know.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck he emailed back fuck fuck fuck with a little heart in it fuck fuck fuck what do I do now?

My anxiety won't even let me talk on the phone. I feel put on the spot and nervous that I'll sound stupid because I don't have time to think my responses through. Just text me!

My DH is retiring soon. If he thinks I'm going to continue being the bread winner AND still do all the things at home, he's going to be in for a very rude awakening.

Haven't slept in the same bed as DH for 2 years since DD 2.5 still doesn't STTN. I know its hurting our marriage and it makes me feel terrible. But the idea of leaving my sweet girl alone all night makes me feel terrible too. I hate this.

DH blew his nose right next, like RIGHT.NEXT.TO.ME, to me while I was making lunches and didn't understand why I made a face and leaned away from him, umm ew don't blow your nose right over my food :(

I wish my DH would just man the fuck up and tell his parents what he really thinks and stops being such a pussy!!!! FUCK!!!

Holy fuck, I can't believe my sweet little (big) boy is turning 19 tomorrow. Talk about feeling old!

If DH(41) does not stop using the bathroom sink for his urinal and farmer blowing his nose all over the house...there will be a new episode of Snapped coming soon....where's the romance??ugh

My heart aches to go back to when EA & first started. It was so fun, flirty, & sexy & he was my best friend. Now I’m in love w/ him. I haven’t told him but I’m sure he can tell & I know he doesn’t love me. Now we barely talk and I miss him constantly.