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Counting down the years until our kids graduate and I can divorce you and actually be happy

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I’m annoyed at my husband. I’ve been up every night with the baby since birth. He has been sleeping and he’ll still have the nerve to complain like he struggles because he hears the baby crying (while he lays in bed and does nothing EVERY NIGHT).

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V/ worried STBX-SIL has a life insurance policy on BIL he doesn't know about + planning to drive BIL to suicide. She left him, but not filed for divorce. She told BIL not to file. I think she's waiting for the 2 years to be up, then drive him to suicide.

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Our whole relationship basically revolves around how his MOTHER is feeling that day. FML. how do I help him in this situation when his mother is a rude and openly racist bitch who only likes to hear herself talk and other people agreeing w her. FUUUUUUCK

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0 ME TOO


When we fuck, I make DH stop several times and bring his dick up to me to suck on a little bit before he resumes fucking. What can I say - I love the taste of my pussy on his dick.

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2 ME TOO

If a man doesn't have the right to make a woman a mother against HER wishes, I think it's hypocritical that she can force him to become a father against HIS wishes.

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2 HUGS
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I think tough guys are way overrated. There's nothing attractive about having to guess at what a man is thinking & feeling all the time.

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5 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Tired of listening to fake feminists wanting any woman prez bc grrl power. I need healthcare, a union, housing I can afford and a planet for my kids. IDGAF if the person is a woman, I'm voting for who I trust to fight for my family.

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7 HUGS
46 ME TOO


I love it when my nipples are hard and poke through my shirt. Makes me feel sexy af

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12 ME TOO

I don’t see the point in taking kids to dr for wellness check. When they’re sick I just take them to quick care. Faster and costs less.

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12 ME TOO

I have this constant fantasy of letting a bunch of gorgeous men run a train on me......oh well a girl can dream *sigh*

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5 HUGS
12 ME TOO

I am hating my H right now and his attitude over money, he is making me feel worthless

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5 ME TOO


I love my wife, and I love my “boyfriend“... grateful we’re in healthy open relationships and can embrace both. I would love it if we all lived together, actually. give me all the love!

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5 HUGS
3 ME TOO

He and his wife are divorcing. As a friend, I totally feel for him. As his lover, I hope this facilitates a deepened relationship between us.

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0 ME TOO

From the outside it looks like I have a wonderful marriage. No one knows my DH has an explosive anger problem, because the only one he takes it out on is me.

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13 ME TOO

Watching MIL dote on DH is creepy and gross.

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18 ME TOO


My husband only stopped verbally abusing me when I got a job. Now we don’t need my income yet I’m terrified to quit.

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I must resist the girlscout cookies this year I must resist the girlscout cookies this year I must resist..

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32 ME TOO

Been divorced for years. Should I start dating again? Why? Meh.

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16 HUGS
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I hate it when single woman protagonists on TV shows get married. I usually stop watching the show if that happens. I’m married.

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14 ME TOO


Yogurt never satisfies me. Never full or remotely satisfied after eating one.

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3 HUGS
47 ME TOO

I believe that vaping MJ everyday is triggering my moms bipolar + psychosis and when I try to tell her she says it’s not true and smokes even more I’m over it

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I miss my soulmate.

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I have no sympathy for sad, lonely old men. They did something to deserve it.

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30 ME TOO


Well a perfect end to a fucking terrible day is constipation with bleeding hemorrhoids. Fuck. My. Life. I’m 42. This is Bullshit.

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75 HUGS
8 ME TOO

MIL ALWAYS has diarrhea and never opens the bathroom window. I've been ready for her to move out!

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40 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Nobody left on my Moms side of the family. Including my Mom. Everyone has passed away. Sometimes it hits me, and I feel so alone.

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Seeing news about research that's worked very well in lab mice, and might be a great (possibly universal) cancer treatment in a few years. I wish my dad had made it those few years so he could benefit from it. He died of pancreatic cancer last year.

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Two married coworkers would never do it consciously, but it's obvious they're falling for each other. I'm torn over whether I should point it out to them. To save their marriages, they'd end their friendship, both would be miserable, and might blame me.

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0 ME TOO

Smug AF right now , Dh is making a simple dinner and burning it to bits. By now I would have the kids washed and watching a shot before bed. Not going to step in , I do this 5 nights a week buddy.

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3 ME TOO

I thought the mood in this house couldn't get any worse but then my husband came home.

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7 ME TOO

I worry that some sick-minded person will think it would be fun to import some very dangerous species from elsewhere in the world and release it in the U.S. to establish permanent breeding populations in the wild. They already found Nile crocodiles in FL

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16 ME TOO


DH makes no good financial decisions. He makes $240k/year and I make $170k/year. Yet he STILL figures out a way to make sure we can't get ahead. I"m going to fucking divorce this motherfucker.

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3 ME TOO

His head game was on point, but he was fat, hairy and had a small dick. NOT worth the 3 1/2 hours of sleep I lost out on, especially since he didn't finish me off with his mouth. Ghosting starts today. It's cruel, but I don't have time for this.

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Celebrity endorsements really annoy me. So, you're a pro baseball player - why should your opinion on foundation repair companies matter to me? Likewise actors endorsing retirement investments. Outside your field of expertise, you're nothing special.

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62 ME TOO

Dammit - a childless coworker asked me during a conversation this morning if I was glad I'd had kids! I said "Yes", but I've been thinking over the good and the bad, and now I feel guilty for thinking my honest answer should have been "I'm not sure".

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10 ME TOO


It really worries me to see the extreme temper DS19 displays when he's online playing computer games. He's normally so calm and quiet, but he does a real Jekyll & Hyde metamorphosis when he's gaming.

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46 HUGS
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H is pissed I put the stops to going on vacation with his friends. I'm not spending thousands on a Caribbean vacation. Not happening!!! "It's always your friends" my friends ask us to go to Applebee's not Aruba!

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22 HUGS
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Constantly get calls about consolidating debt. No one believes me that I only have 1 credit card for emergencies or vacation booking. Saw my parents struggle with CC debt and decided I was not going to fall victim

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18 HUGS
22 ME TOO

The lonely years of being a young single mom sucked , I was my own tribe , both parents and my own bestfriend. However I don't regret it , I value myself. The world fears women who don't need approval.

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45 HUGS
28 ME TOO

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