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Confessional #25792378
#25792378

My DS3 refuses to be potty trained. So, starting today, i will let him shit and piss himself in his underwear. I hope that gets him disgusted enough to learn to go to the bathroom

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Confessional #25792377
#25792377

Grew a few weed plants in my yard this summer for the first time (legal here) just to experiment, I don't even smoke it. Turns out it's super easy to grow. I'm growing a shit ton of them next summer and selling it, that stuffs worth a fortune!

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Confessional #25792376
#25792376

My husband makes no sense and he doesn't think that's a problem.

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Confessional #25792374
#25792374

I find Diego Luna completely mesmerizing in Narcos Mexico, but not in anything else. Like hold my breath when he's on screen mesmerizing in that show, but meh in anything else. That seems messed up. Some kind of crazy hormones, super hot for the boss.

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Confessional #25792373
#25792373

Today I did something that technically followed all the rules but normal me would think was risky and would not have done it and would have stressed out about it later, but I just feel numb. I was losing it and I needed a semi-normal day. Hope I'll be OK.

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Confessional #25792372
#25792372

I'm lonely in my nonsexual relationship with my boyfriend who has a chronic autoimmune disease...i still love him, but i miss the touch of a man...i feel so guilty for thinking about cheating on him...

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Confessional #25792371
#25792371

Told DH I can't continue living like we are (Caring for his mom #1, 24/7) I'm done nd planning my exit. He made promises to get us out. I'm not falling for it.

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Confessional #25792370
#25792370

I really miss my dad.

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Confessional #25792369
#25792369

My fiance is sending his DD8 to a school in LA county that found a loophole to be open. I filed a complaint with the city and hope it gets shut down. Sorry not sorry.

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Confessional #25792368
#25792368

I’d rather masturbate on skype with my AP than have sex with my husband

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Confessional #25792367
#25792367

Got a call from a COVID contact tracer - my DS was in close contact with someone who tested positive at his high school. In-person learning isn’t going to work. I’m scared. I’m sad for my DS he misses his friends

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Confessional #25792365
#25792365

Really struggling today to love myself and feel loved. I need to get back to the gym and this too shall pass......

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Confessional #25792362
#25792362

1st day of school today. DS6 went to school in a Spider Man mask, but came home in a Pound Puppies mask. He said he and another kid liked each other’s masks, so they traded .

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25792361
#25792361

I feel overwhelmed and pretty sure I hate my husband and wish I could be strong enough to get a divorce

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Confessional #25792360
#25792360

I really miss my parents. My dad is very high risk and so I stay away. But it's incredibly painful. I feel almost certain that I'll lose Dad to COVID and I'll never see him again.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25792357
#25792357

I'm really struggling with whether to send my kids to school, even though there's a risk of Coronavirus, or keep them home and sacrifice my career.

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10 ME TOO


Confessional #25792356
#25792356

So tired of the people bitching about Big 10 football being canceled because it's the very same people who won't wear masks and go on vacations and fun outings. YOU are the reason assholes. Stay the fuck home.

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Confessional #25792355
#25792355

I fantasize about leaving my husband with the kids and getting cat. I am emotionally done as he lives with ptsd/anxiety/ depression. He's been off more than he's worked in the last 10 years. But, until I improve my credit and save to leave, I am stuck.

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Confessional #25792354
#25792354

Quarantine is festering into weird anxieties for me and I’m starting to not recognize myself.

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Confessional #25792352
#25792352

I might be a little bit of a stalker when it comes to my old AP

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Confessional #25792351
#25792351

My family has no idea how much I want to run away from them. I wish H would just be an adult already. He is nothing more than a child with a crappy pay check.

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Confessional #25792349
#25792349

Having to tell myself over and over that I'm a good person and I deserve better. God I hope my kids don't ever find themselves in a relationship where they feel this way.

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Confessional #25792347
#25792347

Anxiety and depression is a hell of a combination. It scares me.

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Confessional #25792346
#25792346

I’ve been a mom for ten years. Honestly they have a great life and I know they feel loved. But being maternal does NOT come easily for me. I have to try so hard at it that it makes me feel like a shit mother.

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Confessional #25792345
#25792345

I’m sick of my sister’s obsession with diet and hours a day of exercise. She’s constantly suicidal and perpetually dramatic. She won’t get help. I’m just done with her.

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Confessional #25792344
#25792344

My coworkers have been miserable to me for a long time. And now I get to quit. Feels good but I still worry I won’t be ready to be in a healthy work envi

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Confessional #25792342
#25792342

I am burning in hell, and I am taking my daughter with me.

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Confessional #25792340
#25792340

I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed spending time with my kids. Thanks pandemic, for making this abundantly Clare and then torturing me with it every day. Indefinitely

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Confessional #25792339
#25792339

Debated between sending our kid to daycare or starting school on time... decided on school due to her readiness and now today daycare has a positive covid case in a teacher. This is going to be a very long year.

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Confessional #25792338
#25792338

I'm sending my son to preschool and feel so guilty, but he's so happy and I can get work done and help my other child. Still, I feel bad. Like I should pull him to please the masses.

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Confessional #25792337
#25792337

I like guys with long hair.

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Confessional #25792336
#25792336

I am beginning to hate my best friend. If she doesn't take charge of her three year old asshat DD who always blames my kid we will be done.

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Confessional #25792335
#25792335

I am tired of carrying all the emotional weight of this family.

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Confessional #25792334
#25792334

I’m so lonely :’(

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Confessional #25792333
#25792333

I just want a really destructive strong thunderstorm to come thru my city just once, to experience it. I'm obsessed with storms but they always peter out by the time they get to us.

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Confessional #25792331
#25792331

Eight years ago, I stopped working to help raise my grandchildren. I don't give a fuck if I ever work again.

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Confessional #25792330
#25792330

I love my darlings but sometimes want to kick them off my bed at night just for more space.

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Confessional #25792329
#25792329

I wish school could just be on hold until the pandemic is over. I am dreading virtual learning and working from home as a mom of 3.

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Confessional #25792328
#25792328

My parents have had their cell phone numbers for 22 years. My dad died so my husband canceled his phone. I can’t imagine someone else having that number. I know it sounds dumb, but that’s my dad’s number.

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25792327
#25792327

I wish he loved me as much as I love him. I wish for a man to love me the way I love him. I crave that sexy, smarmy chemistry. It’s not going to happen. I’m not being pessimistic, I just know it’s the case.

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19 ME TOO

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