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Confessional #25798743
#25798743

I love my dishwasher. Not sorry.

6 LIKES
0 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25798741
#25798741

It still hurts that my mom loved my sister more. I'm 50.

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17 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798740
#25798740

The day that my mother calls & wants help will be the day that she gets told: "you should have loved all of your kids equally instead of playing favorites; go to your precious golden child for help because this scapegoat doesn't owe you shit".

6 LIKES
7 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798736
#25798736

Why am I the referee all the time between my H and 4 year old? I have to teach my kids life lessons and coping skills yet teach my H how to parent our kids

1 LIKES
8 HUGS
7 ME TOO


Confessional #25798735
#25798735

Some days it gets really difficult to remain the mature adult when parenting these kids that whine and use the word “no” so often.

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8 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798734
#25798734

I resent my younger siblings. I always had to watch them and was constantly getting yelled at & in trouble because of those little motherfuckers.

3 LIKES
13 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798732
#25798732

I'm turning into my dad. This isn't gonna be good for my marriage.

2 LIKES
12 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798731
#25798731

My younger brother is, and always has been, the squeaky wheel that gets all the grease. I wish my parents only had me.

1 LIKES
11 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25798729
#25798729

I pretended to be upset in front of DH when I told him about my schedule change at work that would result in us spending less time together. What I didn't tell him was that I specifically requested that schedule change on purpose for that very reason.

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5 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798728
#25798728

I'm scared. I'm tired. I'm isolated. I feel like I fail everything. Don't know where or how to find hope

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15 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25798727
#25798727

I’m jealous of my fellow disabled friend who just returned to school. I think she’s been exaggerating about how sick she is. How can she go to college when she claims she can only be out of bed for an hour a day, and she’s “too confused” to manage meds?

1 LIKES
8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798725
#25798725

I hate being married

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7 HUGS
11 ME TOO


Confessional #25798724
#25798724

I’ve done my research and while I’m usually republican, I’m voting Biden-Harris. Didn’t vote for Trump last time and won’t start now.

29 LIKES
2 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798720
#25798720

I hate "foodies" (especially if they're snobs about it) - they remind me of my bitch sister.

1 LIKES
4 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25798718
#25798718

Being married to a narcissistic workaholic is lonely AF

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13 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798717
#25798717

MIL is a narcissistic, calculating abusive old bitch, but she gets away with it because she looks & acts like a sweet little grandma who knits. Everyone thinks we're assholes for turning our backs on her- if they knew how evil she truly is they'd run too.

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7 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25798716
#25798716

My husband’s grandparents are COVID positive in their nursing home. I want to punch every “non-believer” in the face. Also I am SO TIRED of explaining to friends/family why they can not come visit/meet our infant daughter. Um hello there’s a pandemic!!!!!

5 LIKES
14 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798715
#25798715

Even before quarantine I rarely wore anything besides yoga pants. 7 months into this Covid bullshit and now I've pretty much given up pants altogether.

6 LIKES
4 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798712
#25798712

I always keep the quarters from grocery carts at Aldi that people leave as a courtesy for the next person, I don’t pay it forward. I have a cup holder full of quarters in my car from doing this.

6 LIKES
4 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798710
#25798710

I KNOW if I send my kids back to school I'm marching DS5 to a death sentence. But if I dont, I'm marching me to one. Why are these my choices? FML.

1 LIKES
78 HUGS
14 ME TOO


Confessional #25798709
#25798709

SMH - being a stepmom is almost identical to being the oldest in a big family - call none of the shots, lots of extra work, only missteps are noticed and everyone resents you all the time.

13 LIKES
74 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25798707
#25798707

I have amazing sex with him. We are both single and neither one wants to jump into a relationship. We usually see each other once a week since July. We have missed a couple due to circumstances. I can't get enough of him.

32 LIKES
17 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798706
#25798706

When my depression was really bad my psychologist asked me to list two people I could call if I felt suicidal. My sister refused to be a contact. I’ve always been kind to her and looked after her our whole lives. It still hurts. She doesn’t care about me

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111 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798705
#25798705

I dream of him (not h) fucking me.

11 LIKES
17 HUGS
35 ME TOO


Confessional #25798704
#25798704

I’ve been through some tough times in life, but 2020 is really doing me in. I’ll be so relieved when it’s over.

5 LIKES
49 HUGS
44 ME TOO

Confessional #25798702
#25798702

I am the breadwinner. The stress of knowing that my family's survival and my children's start in life are completely dependent on my ability to convince a bunch of corporate executives on a daily basis that I'm worth my pay is exhausting. I envy SAHMs.

6 LIKES
94 HUGS
41 ME TOO

Confessional #25798701
#25798701

I asked for a separation and he said no. WTF. I want out.

2 LIKES
68 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798699
#25798699

I need, at minimum, ambien every night to sleep. And most of the time it’s ambien and weed. And sometimes ambien, weed, and Benadryl. I’ve created a serious problem.

2 LIKES
58 HUGS
19 ME TOO


Confessional #25798697
#25798697

My best friend is so hot and cold I don’t know if we can be friends anymore. Growing up in an abusive home, her behaviour brings back bad feelings

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47 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25798696
#25798696

I miss having the bed all to myself when H used to sleep on the couch because of his snoring.

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21 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25798695
#25798695

I think I’m in the minority, but I actually love washing dishes by hand

14 LIKES
13 HUGS
45 ME TOO

Confessional #25798694
#25798694

I want to check into a hotel and take a break from my family.

14 LIKES
25 HUGS
97 ME TOO


Confessional #25798692
#25798692

I hate watching tv or a movie with H because he can’t go more than 3 minutes without saying something or asking a question that has absolutely nothing to do with what we’re watching

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24 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25798691
#25798691

I am currently sick of my H's ex and we have to spend all day with her and her pretentious husband for the kids birthday party tomorrow. Already getting a migraine.

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44 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798690
#25798690

I have had two really big epiphanies this year: My husband is a childish narcissist, and 2. My sister is jealous and toxic (and a Covid denier). Thanks for the clarity, 2020!

15 LIKES
41 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798688
#25798688

Had a cyst on my breast drained today because I was tired of feeling & looking like a lumpy old dog full of ugly bumps.

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80 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25798687
#25798687

I'm pretty sure I have a mental illness because I've been miserable my whole life and my life has been relatively great.

4 LIKES
81 HUGS
35 ME TOO

Confessional #25798685
#25798685

I’m 42 years old, ovulating and it’s my anniversary today. I hope my husband pull game is strong. I don’t know if I want a 4th kid.

17 LIKES
35 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798684
#25798684

I just tried to do a somersault for the first time in 20 years. Im pretty sure I injured my neck. First thoughts - That was stupid and I’m so old.

22 LIKES
62 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25798683
#25798683

I am sick and tired of the patriarchy!

5 LIKES
21 HUGS
126 ME TOO

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