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My husband's work schedule is killing our sex life. I need to feel intimacy!!

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21 HUGS
9 ME TOO

My boyfriend is polyamorous but 'won't' be while he's with me. Why the fuck am I even with him? I'm not poly nor do I understand it. He was fucking my poly friend when I met him. Now it feels like some fucked up 3some. How can I expect him NOT to cheat?

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17 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I love my husband but his huge stomach really bothers me. It’s such a turnoff.

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15 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Being pregnant sucks. So glad this is my last pregnancy. Any kid after this will be adopted! I want my body back!

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11 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I have never felt better ever since I went on a dating diet and started getting over my ex. Ladies, it is so much more liberating not caring if you have a partner or not.

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7 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I need all the drinks. Stat.

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9 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Found out I am very unexpectedly pregnant today. Thought it was impossible for me to naturally get pregnant. Anxious to tell husband since he was happy one and done.

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41 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I fantasize about being rich and famous.

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12 HUGS
24 ME TOO


I created a social media alias to troll conservative white men. They are the biggest snowflakes I have ever encountered. They're terrified of everything, and they're the biggest hypocrites you've ever seen.

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14 HUGS
4 ME TOO

He just set up a quickie for us on Thursday when he has a car & I have ab empty house.

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4 HUGS
0 ME TOO

DH works really hard, but he still has no problem taking $ handouts from family, like he's owed. And he seems to not understand that not all people have parents who came into money.

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10 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I paid for daycare so I could work, but it left me bankrupt. Literally. I had to file for bankruptcy. Still better than taking advantage of family for free childcare, though.

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27 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Just received a random email from an old college girl friend who was chastising me for not being friends with her Facebook. Ummm... can you say BLOCK?

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9 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I wish I had more energy. I feel like every area in my life is neglected in some way because I'm too tired. I want to be able to play with my kids because I'm afraid as adults they will only remember how tired I was.

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19 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Someone left a nasty note on my car this morning for parking in an EV spot. I parked there to pick up my sick kid from school with my sick toddler in tow. It was freezing out and I was there for 10 minutes. I refuse to feel guilty about it.

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21 HUGS
1 ME TOO

When I was a young, hot, neglected wife (I seriously was neglected), I had a hot neighbor move in and I fucked him every which way for months. 15 years later, I still think about him when I masturbate. I'm still married to that H and he'll never know.

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11 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck he emailed back fuck fuck fuck with a little heart in it fuck fuck fuck what do I do now?

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27 HUGS
3 ME TOO

My anxiety won't even let me talk on the phone. I feel put on the spot and nervous that I'll sound stupid because I don't have time to think my responses through. Just text me!

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29 HUGS
45 ME TOO

My DH is retiring soon. If he thinks I'm going to continue being the bread winner AND still do all the things at home, he's going to be in for a very rude awakening.

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22 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Haven't slept in the same bed as DH for 2 years since DD 2.5 still doesn't STTN. I know its hurting our marriage and it makes me feel terrible. But the idea of leaving my sweet girl alone all night makes me feel terrible too. I hate this.

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30 HUGS
4 ME TOO


DH blew his nose right next, like RIGHT.NEXT.TO.ME, to me while I was making lunches and didn't understand why I made a face and leaned away from him, umm ew don't blow your nose right over my food :(

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28 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I wish my DH would just man the fuck up and tell his parents what he really thinks and stops being such a pussy!!!! FUCK!!!

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28 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Holy fuck, I can't believe my sweet little (big) boy is turning 19 tomorrow. Talk about feeling old!

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62 HUGS
7 ME TOO

If DH(41) does not stop using the bathroom sink for his urinal and farmer blowing his nose all over the house...there will be a new episode of Snapped coming soon....where's the romance??ugh

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67 HUGS
6 ME TOO


My heart aches to go back to when EA & first started. It was so fun, flirty, & sexy & he was my best friend. Now I’m in love w/ him. I haven’t told him but I’m sure he can tell & I know he doesn’t love me. Now we barely talk and I miss him constantly.

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21 HUGS
4 ME TOO

i fantasize about women going down on me but i dont want to reciprocate to her, hetero wife here

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6 HUGS
22 ME TOO

I only love my dogs

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13 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I love my son but wish I never would have become a mom. I'm not cut out for this and he deserves better.

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33 HUGS
15 ME TOO


I have such bad “pregnancy brain” I caught myself closing the DVD cases so the discs wouldn’t get stale.

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23 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I always get a pit in my stomach and know when H and I are going to have a bad day. I can’t explain it. Everything will be fine between us then suddenly this feeling comes and things go to shit & we fight Shortly after. Does this happen to anyone else?

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34 HUGS
32 ME TOO

DH died young. Have no worries & am lucky in that regard. Could go or do anything but don't want to do it alone. And yes I was a wife who sometimes fantasized about being single. This is a couples world & you only realize this after you no long fit.

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89 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I need to go home and properly screw my husband for the net 4 hours.. too bad im stuck at work instead.. waaaaa

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25 HUGS
4 ME TOO


I want to go to a party, make a friend, drink a lot, forget this life for a little while.

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22 HUGS
26 ME TOO

My kids get all of my death benefits & H gets none. I've heard too many horror stories about kids getting screwed over. If H wants to move on with someone else he can do it on his dime. My kids' money is not getting spent on another woman. Fuck that.

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12 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I’m going through a divorce. I have a few people I share things with, but I always feel like I can only tell them bits and pieces or they’ll get annoyed if I talk about it all the time. I wish I had someone I could tell everything to all the time.

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62 HUGS
26 ME TOO

H's exes make up horrible lies about me. I don't even try to defend myself anymore. People can believe what they want.

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32 HUGS
7 ME TOO


I got to bury my dog this morning and I am dreading digging the hole.

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117 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I did it. I left him. So bittersweet, but ultimately for the best.

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52 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I just learned what breadcrumbing is. And it’s EXACTLY what he’s doing to me. I feel like SUCH AN IDIOT

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32 HUGS
5 ME TOO

What do I have to do to finally feel like a real adult??

2 LIKES
20 HUGS
26 ME TOO

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