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Ive never told anyone but I love hairy men! Thick hair on the chest, legs arms and yes, back get me hot! You can keep the smooth boys!

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7 ME TOO

Husband just deadass told me his 3” dick is ABOVE average. Nah lol.

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3 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Two of my husbands friends have gotten divorced recently. Whenever he tells me, I feign surprise but in my head I’m jealous and thinking “That lucky bitch.”

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My boyfriend is younger than my youngest sibling. And almost ten years younger than me. My exh was over a decade older than me. Makes me feel like a rockstar to have this young stud after old droopy balls I was married to before!

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0 ME TOO


I’m so glad he’s out of my life for good. What a relief! That was the most exhausting “friendship” ever. Felt like I was walking on eggshells all the time and he still always got pissy. Not my problem anymore. Phew!

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10 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I do believe my husband's calorie counting will end our marriage. No joke.

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14 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Some people have interventions for family members to stop drinking or gambling. My family has to get my sister to stop getting married every five minutes.

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12 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Sometimes I wish I had said Fuck to what my family thinks and married the True love of my life instead of settling, but then again I wouldn't have my boys if I'd done that.. even though they're monsters... wonder what life would have been like with him

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1 ME TOO


He came home from deployment and told me I used to make him feel passionate. He doesn’t feel like that any more.

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3 ME TOO

Got hurt (luckily not as bad as I could’ve been) when my boss heard about it from my coworker said “I hope you’re not damaged because you’re so perfect” not in a sexual way but like a dad way. I almost cried as H didn’t even care that I was at the ER

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29 HUGS
0 ME TOO

My attitude towards dating sucks. Just thinking about it aggravates me.

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5 ME TOO

I feel alone even though I have a family and sometimes I just want to walk away from it all...

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8 ME TOO


I say I’m sorry a lot because I feel like everything is always my fault.

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13 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Even with a great job/excellent benefits and a savings of over 100k I still wouldn’t be secure as a single woman. One big medical issue and I’d lose my job/said benefits and be on the street. So I stay miserably married. That is America.

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3 ME TOO

I can't stand cooking. I buy all kinds of cereals and pizza rolls for my kids. I feel bad because I come from a family of cooks and chefs. I use to make 3 course meals. I have no energy Wth happened to me.

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4 ME TOO

There should be a renewal option on your wedding anniversary every year.

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2 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Sexist, narcissistic father died recently. Barely knew or saw him for 50 years. Seeing people remembering him fondly on his obit is nauseating. Want to scream at them, ‘He abandoned his daughter. He wasn’t a man. I exist. I didn’t deserve this. I MATTER.’

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31 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I feel like most people are repelled by me. I don't know why. It is devastating.

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76 HUGS
54 ME TOO

I can’t wrap my brain around the fact that some people my age are grandparents. I’m 39.

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26 HUGS
93 ME TOO

my daughter died but my husband still won't forgive her from overdose

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2 ME TOO


DH always waits to get things done. Were moving in 6 months. We don't have time to do it his way. Idc how much he bitches about it.

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37 HUGS
10 ME TOO

The absolute worst part about being a woman is being told to calm down, when you are literally already calm, talking normally, just saying what you think. No man is ever told to calm down. This is why a woman will never be president.

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70 ME TOO

I did not hear from him today. I’m beyond crushed. So mad at myself for even getting my hopes up.

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34 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I feel obligated to RSVP yes to birthday parties of homeschooled kids.

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21 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I just want to be alone again. The peace that comes over me when he leaves and stays late for work is tangible. I don’t like him. His personality sucks. He’s disappointing in every way.

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30 ME TOO

I never "saw" myself, looks wise, in my family, my sisters. As I get older and fat I totally see it. It is very depressing.

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11 ME TOO

I pretend I’m proud of my daughter but the truth is, I’m disgusted by most of her life choices.

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59 HUGS
9 ME TOO

The asinine assumption that everything is "ours" is what will make me leave this asshole.

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38 HUGS
7 ME TOO


I love wearing yoga pants. They are one of the best ways for me to go commando. They don't show any wetness on the outside, but inside they are slathered with pussy juice. Can't wear them more than once without washing.

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18 ME TOO

I like cadillacs.

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22 ME TOO

I sent exDH nude photos of myself on his wedding day to his new wife. A few weeks later found out they’ve filed for a restraining order from me. Seems over the top. I just wanted him to want me instead of her, and miss our life together & our daughters.

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2 ME TOO

I cannot stand when people use short hand in text messages: b, u, ur, pix, tix, k, etc. You're an adult, take the extra second to type out a whole word.

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13 HUGS
99 ME TOO


There’s something my dh likes about me being sick, anytime i am he says he just wants to stick his d in me and cuddles non stop.. weird lol

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4 ME TOO

So tired of always having to know where everything is, when everyone needs to be somewhere, where everyone needs to be, how much it costs, what are we eating, cleaning up. So very done

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55 HUGS
104 ME TOO

I think I want a divorce, but I can't articulate why. I just don't like being a wife and mom. Some people find it fulfilling, but I look at my life and think, "This is it???" I need more. It makes me feel so selfish.

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46 HUGS
45 ME TOO

He’s on a plane to South America for who knows how long... my heart aches to be with him. Been weepy all day.

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0 ME TOO


My grandfather might be dying. We never got on. Part of me wants to go see him because it's the right thing to do, but I also kinda want him to die remembering that the last thing he said about me was that I was too fat and letting myself go.

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9 ME TOO

I think racists come in every color. And I hate them for perpetrating their ugliness.

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18 HUGS
67 ME TOO

I cheered when Elizabeth Warren tore down Michael Bloomberg.

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13 HUGS
83 ME TOO

Still wondering why plus-size clothing companies employee size 2 models for their ads.

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11 HUGS
81 ME TOO

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