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Confessional #25775269
#25775269

H launches a weekly crusade to capture at least one large pack of toilet paper. I have a more secret endeavor - to sneak a big box of wine into the laundry room where he never goes.

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2 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775268
#25775268

The silver lining to getting the virus is I am back down to my pre-baby weight finally! There were many days with no appetite. I’m so glad to be on the other side of it and healthy.

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16 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775267
#25775267

Staying home is nice to be with my kids but I honestly feel like we are the only people on earth...hello, can anybody hear us?

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8 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25775265
#25775265

I'm so terrified I'm not doing enough for my kids. I get this isn't the end of the world, but when a teacher sends little and says it doesn't matter--it makes me feel worse. As if they don't care about my kid at all. But I know that isn't the intent.

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7 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25775264
#25775264

Did not receive my absentee ballot to vote in the mail, so I was left with the choice of risking my unborn child or not voting. Fuck you Wisconsin.

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20 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775262
#25775262

My dad liked to tell me not to yell at my kids , to keep my house clean and to keep the flame alive with my partner. He yelled at us all the time , never cleaned in his life and giving me suggestions on how to keep DH satisfied was gross. Glad he's gone.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775260
#25775260

I’m a nurse who works in a hospital. People tell me every day how I’m some kind of hero for going to my job. The truth is I hate my job and have for years. I wish I would have gotten out. I’m terrified every day.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775259
#25775259

My BIL won't fucking stay home. His idiot wife (my SIL) calls me daily crying that he's staying out all night drinking. Apparently the lockdown doesn't apply to him and his fuck head friends. I hate that prick!

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12 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25775257
#25775257

I work with animals. It's taught me to distrust anyone who doesn't like dogs.

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5 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25775256
#25775256

Of course my husband is an essential employee. Just a reminder that time as a family will never be essential.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775255
#25775255

My in-laws are elderly, high-risk, and they love Fox News. They refuse to social distance. They’re why C19 is spreading.

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39 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25775254
#25775254

I’m not at home here. I never will be. I want to go back to my real home, but I can’t afford a rent there even in the worst neighborhood. I hate feeling stuck.

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46 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25775253
#25775253

My husband passed away recently. I have not had sex in months(he was ill). I bought myself a vibrator. OMG I should've bought it months ago!

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775252
#25775252

I never understood how a person could up and leave their entire family. After isolation for 3 weeks... I get it. DH whines incessantly, children are messy and lazy, and I'm left to do everything, plus work and be their entertainment. Seriously I get it!

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29 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25775250
#25775250

DH is a good husband. Terrible father though. I told him if I died, I want him to move back to my home state so our kid can be around MY family, because I also want her half-raised by my cousin & her H 'cause they're more qualified than H & MIL are!

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775249
#25775249

I discovered/remembered the reason I am a workaholic. Anything, ANYTHING is better than being at home with the kids.

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23 HUGS
20 ME TOO


Confessional #25775248
#25775248

When I was 10, I overheard my stepdad's exW say to my mom that she wouldn't understand what it's like because she has never worked for anything or been loyal to anyone in her life. She isn't wrong. My mom has cheated a lot.

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22 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775247
#25775247

I really really like butter lately.... like A LOT

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5 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25775246
#25775246

Found out I will not be furloughed. I actually wish I was, I'm stressed out, just want to enjoy my kids, help them with their school work, not deal with whiny babies that don't know how to do their job so I do it and get paid half as much as they do.

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26 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775245
#25775245

Why am I still breastfeeding... for immune support for my baby. The extra calories , so I can lose the baby weight , only 15 lbs away from my pre bb weight , down to size 8. This quarantine is making it hard though

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23 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25775244
#25775244

Can’t convict my rapist, he wants court mandated visitation of my daughter who already has a dad since 8 m/o, told by attorneys that he may win and I may not be able to terminate his rights. Over my dead fucking body will he claim her.

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85 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775243
#25775243

I had a degree as a registered radiologic technologist. I’ve been a stay at home mom for 12 years. I feel useless, unseen, horrible for not using this degree, but guilty because I also need to stay home with my kids.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775242
#25775242

Tonight is our anniversary. I want wine but he doesn't drink and I'll just end up getting drunk. Idk what to do LOL.

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Confessional #25775239
#25775239

I can’t stand a woman I used to work with. If I hear about her it makes my skin crawl. She appears kind, competent & sweet but she’s an insecure bitch that pits staff against each other so she can stay in control. I left a job because of her toxicity.

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16 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25775238
#25775238

I see now, the the chains "you" were keeping me in were my own creation.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25775237
#25775237

I've worked from home for ten years. Business has changed a bit but I am doing okay. What is not okay is all my work from home colleagues selling products and services to take advantage, like "buy this course to profit from the virus today." Makes me mad.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775236
#25775236

I never wanted my SS to live with us.

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Confessional #25775234
#25775234

I fucking hate people with a severe passion!

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16 HUGS
44 ME TOO


Confessional #25775233
#25775233

On the list of silver linings of being unceremoniously left by exH last year: at least i don't have to be fucking quarantined with the guy.

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23 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25775231
#25775231

I wish we could just have sex, get drunk, & hold each other. Then go our separate ways, in the AM, instead of the the heavy bs that would come with it.

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17 ME TOO

Confessional #25775230
#25775230

Parent sent lunch to daycare yesterday. Keeps calling herself essential. She and her DH are working from home, lawyer and teacher. I'm staying open for healthcare workers, that is literally it. I'm putting my entire family at risk, but thanks for lunch.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25775229
#25775229

I’ve learned that the only person who looks out for me is me.

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69 ME TOO


Confessional #25775227
#25775227

My FIL (age 80) is dying of COVID-19. My SIL keeps telling everyone he's "stable." YOU'RE NOT STABLE WHEN YOU'RE ON A VENTILATOR, YOUR KIDNEYS ARE FAILING & YOU'RE IN A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA. I know I'm a jerk, but the level of denial is making me crazy.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775225
#25775225

I cry listening to Xmas songs. They remind me how wonderful and idyllic the holidays were as a child, and how different they are for adult me. The stress, work, travel, cost, and lack of time now swamp me. Don't know how Mom/Dad did it w/o going nuts.

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50 ME TOO

Confessional #25775224
#25775224

I love knowing she and her H are at each other's throats during quarantine and it makes her miserable knowing my H and I are fucking non stop. Karma.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775223
#25775223

After we had a baby, we moved away temporarily from my toxic in-laws. My husband went back to get the 6 months of cleaning supplies I had stocked before baby girl, and my MIL had stolen ALL of them. She had made a secret key. I hope she gets the virus.

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79 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25775222
#25775222

Love this shelter in place order. Hubby is working from home, so I finally get to take breaks during the day cuz he takes the baby. Normal life seems so miserable in comparison now. We only see each other one hour at night & are too tired to even talk.

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47 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25775221
#25775221

What the fuck day is it?

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18 HUGS
77 ME TOO

Confessional #25775218
#25775218

H, stop calling me to ask me a question that was answered in the text I sent you 10 minutes ago. Do you even fucking read them??

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28 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25775217
#25775217

When we got the house with the big yard, H & I agreed he would be responsible for the yardwork & I would be responsible for the house cleaning. He had a stroke & is now unable to walk. Can you say "resentful"? I sure a fuck can!

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2 ME TOO

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