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Confessional #25783938
#25783938

He caught me in a lie, and now I may lose him forever. Heartbroken, sick to my stomach, and so angry at myself.

6 LIKES
22 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25783937
#25783937

DD is being so extra today. Just stfu and stop fighting me on everything!

6 LIKES
15 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783935
#25783935

Since all the carnivals are cancelled this summer, DH and I are gonna create one in our backyard for our grandkids. We want them to have some fun with good food and prizes:)

52 LIKES
9 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783933
#25783933

I just had a fart so violent it scared the rabbit.

17 LIKES
8 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25783932
#25783932

My husband is so controlling, I’m not allowed male friends, I’m not allowed social media. So many years in and I get crap anytime I say anything that he takes wrong as me “wanting to be normal” because he doesn’t want that.

1 LIKES
35 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25783931
#25783931

I'm almost 59 years old. If I could learn anything, it would be to accept that I will never have the body I had even 10 years ago. Because, no matter what, with age comes loss of muscle tone. That's just life...

11 LIKES
23 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25783930
#25783930

I'm currently buzzed on wine with my leg up on the kitchen counter looking at my pussy from a unique angle. So how's your day?

27 LIKES
2 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783929
#25783929

If DH falls off of one more ladder, I am confining him to the basement.

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9 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25783927
#25783927

My teens don't really seem all that interested in getting their driver's licenses. I find this attitude strange. I couldn't wait to drive.

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8 HUGS
32 ME TOO

Confessional #25783925
#25783925

I am having online relationships with 6 different men....sexting, sharing pics etc. Only ever been with DH and one other, tired of missing out. I want excitement. It’s super fun, feeling so desired.

9 LIKES
8 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25783921
#25783921

My mom stayed with my bully dad “for the kids” we tip toed around him scared to make noise or laugh or do anything to make him mad. Now all 4 ’kids’ as adults have anger, anxiety, over eating and addiction issues. Save the kids!

13 LIKES
37 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783919
#25783919

It makes me mad when adult DD & I make plans then she asks if her boyfriend can come with us when I go to pick her up. In front of him. "Well, since you have me awkwardly backed into a corner, then yeah, I fucking suppose." Fucking rude.

2 LIKES
27 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25783918
#25783918

I feel like a monster for feeling this way, but I keep hoping Biden has an awesome VP and then just sorta... Dies. I just don't see any other way out of this mess.

14 LIKES
10 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25783913
#25783913

We have lived here for 2 years. H had not once done a load of laundry, cleaned a bathroom, or changed sheets. He just “doesn’t want to” and I can’t stand it so I give in and do it every time

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67 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25783912
#25783912

Every time I think we will get ahead something comes along to screw it up. So fucking tired of trying. I need a miracle.

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61 HUGS
47 ME TOO

Confessional #25783911
#25783911

My H is hurt again great now I have to do everything

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37 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25783910
#25783910

Black DH is trying not to be scared and it’s coming out in weird ways. He’s called his folks everyday for the last three days. He took the time to play with DS4 and he won’t put the baby down. All I can do is cook and listen. He’s right to be afraid.

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165 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783909
#25783909

im sorry he got hurt but im happy not being married anymore I don't think im cut out for marriage anyways

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27 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25783907
#25783907

Just did some reading on "martyr complex" and HOLY SHIT does it ever describe a close friend to a T! It's spot on! It's always driven me crazy about her, but now that I realise the full extent, and how it only gets worse, I really want to ghost her.

11 LIKES
28 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25783905
#25783905

My brother looks just like Ron Howard but is nothing like him.

5 LIKES
13 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25783904
#25783904

Very upset that out of the 150 people at my place of employment, 0 of them are minorities. I'm just a peon and HR doesn't seem to care or listens to their higher ups during the hiring process. Ashamed to tell ppl

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30 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783901
#25783901

I'm not a huge fan of Ellen but I always liked her. I don't want to believe that she is really a bitch in real life. :( how can someone be so fake and false?

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16 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Confessional #25783900
#25783900

DH just yelled at me to bring DS4 inside because DS4 was screaming over a skinned knee. DH “doesn’t want to attract attention”. This is the world we live in now.

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52 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783897
#25783897

I blew my friend's husband (before they met and we were dating) and I literally ghosted him for 3 months because its was small and smelly and pawned him off on her

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21 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25783895
#25783895

I'm only marginally enthused about being a grandparent

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23 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25783894
#25783894

I understand that I look older and tired without makeup, but I like the way I look better without it. I wear it everyday even though I don’t like it because people ask me if I’m sick when I don’t.

4 LIKES
34 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25783893
#25783893

Worked my ASS off teaching this spring. Countless calls, emails, video meets, etc. I lit worked round the clock while my OWN kids rarely saw me. AParent just emailed me saying I didn’t do enough for her daughter. Parents w/o gratitude make this job suck

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125 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25783892
#25783892

I wish my whiney-ass H hadn't called animal control on the neighbors. Those redneck fuckers strike me as the type of people who would retaliate against having the authorities called on them.

1 LIKES
29 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783891
#25783891

My stupid cunt of a cat just hurled on my fucking bed! Didn't really want to have to strip my bed & wash everything today, but okay.

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23 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25783890
#25783890

I think family vacations are the most overrated bullshit ever.

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17 HUGS
61 ME TOO

Confessional #25783889
#25783889

I'm jealous of people who were born into good families who's parents made good choices & who haven't had to fight & scratch for everything their whole lives.

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52 HUGS
59 ME TOO

Confessional #25783888
#25783888

Found out my daughter has been throwing my baby grandson's clothes away when he gets pee or poop on them. My mouth dropped open & I think I may have shit a brick, too. Who the fuck does that? That's what stain remover & laundry detergent is for, ffs.

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44 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25783887
#25783887

H is threatened by me in every way and acts like a little insecure bitch because of it. It is getting old. Man up already because I can do all of this on my own.

25 LIKES
46 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25783884
#25783884

Really thought I was pregnant this month. Negative test this morning, period due in 2-3 days. So so sad. We both want a baby so bad.

2 LIKES
125 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25783882
#25783882

Have to take a chunk of time out of my day off to take DD24 grocery shopping. I love her dearly, but I wish her & son in law would get a fucking car already!

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46 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25783881
#25783881

Forget quarantine, DC are going to grandmas and mommy is getting drunk and eating junk.

62 LIKES
14 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25783880
#25783880

DS3 is in a phase where he’s defiant with me, but complies whenever his father redirects him. Problem? He’s with me all the fucking time! So tempted to yell, “Fine! Fuck both of you.”

4 LIKES
42 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25783879
#25783879

H has been home for 20 mins and already picked a huge fight because HE left the freezer door open. I used to think he was the love of my life, now I can't stand him.

2 LIKES
64 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25783878
#25783878

I got drunk. Ugh im to old for this.

3 LIKES
27 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25783877
#25783877

I'm broken. Wish there was someone I could talk to other than my therapist.

2 LIKES
51 HUGS
17 ME TOO

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