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Confessional #25798274
#25798274

I wish my third son was a girl.

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798273
#25798273

Within a half hour of being home from vacation, i have had to wash & shave the cat’s butt, and clean up an overly excited dog’s barf. Welcome back to reality!

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5 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798272
#25798272

Spending every waking minute of the last 8 months with H has made me so happy that we don’t have kids. It makes the decision to leave him so much easier.

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Confessional #25798271
#25798271

H became irate at our 2.5 yo son for gag reflexing a spoonful of oatmeal back into H’s bowl. H told him to “Fuck off!”. I told H that I don’t care for that language. He doesn’t seem to regret it. Stubborn asshole.

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Confessional #25798270
#25798270

Why does my H keep creeping onto my side of the bed? Can't I get personal space ever?

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Confessional #25798266
#25798266

My ILs are ruining my marriage and I bet they would love knowing that. They either want me gone or dead because no one is good enough for them including my little kids

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Confessional #25798265
#25798265

I am really happy that my friend's ex husband had to postpone his over the top second wedding because of COVID. He doesn't deserve happiness. They'll tacky couple even spelled ceremony incorrectly on their trying way too hard wedding website. Lmao.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798263
#25798263

I deliver groceries for a well known company. It seriously offends me when I deliver to a huge house that clearly is worth a lot and they tip little to nothing. Stop being cheap! We're not working a gig job for fun!

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3 ME TOO


Confessional #25798261
#25798261

So tired of having a higher sex drive than my DH. Want to feel wanted. Nothing does it for him. Can’t turn him on unless he wants to be. I miss the sexy spontaneity of past relationships. DH is a wonderful human. I love him. Guess you can’t have it all.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25798260
#25798260

The longer we’re together, the sexier my husband becomes!

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4 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25798259
#25798259

I love him so much. So now I’m fucked.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798258
#25798258

I’m beat down. Is anyone in the US not?

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14 HUGS
33 ME TOO


Confessional #25798257
#25798257

I put a piece of bologna on my dad's wife's car when I was 10. I'm 40 now and I still think she deserved it. She was a real whore.

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Confessional #25798255
#25798255

I hate being around or going out with SO and his friends because they’re a bunch of losers who only want to get stoned and as drunk as they possibly can.

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Confessional #25798253
#25798253

H went out with his friend for the first time in 7 months today. He was supposed to just have a drink or 2 then come home & help me move things. Instead he was gone for 9 hours, got blackout drunk, spent $ we don’t have, & came home and threw things @ me

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798252
#25798252

I don't want dh to get a job. Love having him home and having delicious meals prepared, laundry done, and kids taken care of. He talks about wanting to get a job so we'd have more money and I'm like, no way!

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4 ME TOO


Confessional #25798251
#25798251

There are more than ten people in my life who I checked in on regularly when they were going through some stuff. I did it cuz I wanted them to have someone who'd listen. Now I am devastated, many people know and no one checks in...

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25798250
#25798250

I feel fat as fuck, bloated, tired and unhealthy but am so overwhelmed by Covid-life that I don’t know if I can reel it back in.

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89 ME TOO

Confessional #25798249
#25798249

I am up shit creek without a paddle if I ever become ill. No one can take care of themselves much less be able to take care of me in any capacity.

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Confessional #25798248
#25798248

Am working FT from home, juggling remote learning x 2 and have to listen to unending random facts, or asked a billion questions from sunup to sundown. I feel my sanity slipping a little more each day

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43 ME TOO


Confessional #25798247
#25798247

I had to get a Covid test today. The waiting is the hardest part.

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Confessional #25798246
#25798246

I want to be around friends and family more so that my toddler can interact but my social anxiety is so severe. Parenting has definitely taken me out of my comfort zone.

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13 ME TOO

Confessional #25798243
#25798243

My boss is such a bitch, and I hate her. She will not stop sabatoging everyone, nor will she understand how miserable she makes everyone!

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28 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25798242
#25798242

Stressed about child care expenses. Cannot afford daycare for baby but also not comfortable leaving baby with my mom or the inlaws.

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Confessional #25798241
#25798241

I am just so sorry that I don't do enough to look sexy , you grumpy assholes, but maybe you can thank me for paying the mortgage for 18 years.

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Confessional #25798240
#25798240

My SO is reading bedtime story to DD6. I know being a SD is hard. I’m hyper aware of everything and super protective. Right now the world is perfect. Getting laid would be icing on cake.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25798239
#25798239

I want Covid to end, but I'll never stop social-distancing. Now that I've done it for 6 months & realize my anxiety is gone, I never want to go back to attending all the things I always hated attending. The extroverts can carry on just fine without me.

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43 ME TOO

Confessional #25798237
#25798237

We got DD7 a gourmet, personalized chocolate bar at the beach this weekend. I figured she’d forget about it and I ate half. Today she asked where it was and I’m scared, guilty and ashamed. Do I pretend it’s missing? Come clean? I don’t know.

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Confessional #25798234
#25798234

My mother is so masculine now. When I was growing up, she was always the one in sundresses with long hair and super feminine. I wonder which version of her is more authentic.

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Confessional #25798233
#25798233

Teenage stepdaughter is so ungrateful, she breaks my husband's heart. Can't even say Hello and goodbye when she comes over, only cares to get money and gifts... It's infuriating.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25798232
#25798232

I forgot to pickup my daughter from kindergarten today..... second day this week

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798231
#25798231

Every time I talk with my boss I either want to quit or slit my wrists.

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18 ME TOO


Confessional #25798230
#25798230

Sometimes on my way to or from work I masturbate in the car and its the best part of my day.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798229
#25798229

I catch H in a lie at least twice a week. The real kicker is that he gets mad at me for calling him out on it like I’m the asshole for pointing out that he’s lying.

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20 ME TOO

Confessional #25798228
#25798228

My friend claims she is so sick and disabled that she needs multiple caregivers to help her get through a day. That she can barely get out of bed. Magically, she has returned to college. I smell a rat.

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Confessional #25798227
#25798227

I tell myself that my 3yo’s behavior is “normal toddler stuff” or just a phase but deep down I worry there might be something wrong.

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10 ME TOO


Confessional #25798226
#25798226

I have the worst body dysmorphia. I don’t want to go out in public or even be around people I know.

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20 ME TOO

Confessional #25798225
#25798225

My husband's bitch ex wife ruined another good evening. Fucking cunt.

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Confessional #25798223
#25798223

H had surgery and can’t drive for 6 weeks. Helping him, taking care of his parents and working full time are wearing me out. I can’t imagine how hard life is on people trying to home school right now too. I feel like I have it easy compared to parents

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25798221
#25798221

I realized that my H is never going to be as capable as I am. I think the real reason men oppress women is that they know they just aren't as good, strong, and smart as we are.

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119 ME TOO

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