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My oldest is so demanding & needy and takes so much of my energy that I don't enough left for my other two kids and I resent her for that.

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While I would never be so bold as to tell my mother to choose me over her new family, certainly I cannot be expected to want to share my time & space with a man who beat me I until I was black & blue. On numerous occasions. And yes, my mother knew.

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I have been calling unemployment so much i have a headache. Fuck this shit

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I hate the days he doesn’t text me. I wish I didn’t let it bother me so much, but truthfully, it completely tanks my mood.

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I can’t decide a theme for my sons birthday. Guess it doesn’t matter, we’ll probably still be quarantined by summer. I know he won’t remember this birthday, but it hurts my heart to know I can’t throw him his first birthday party.

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I wish my idiot aunt would stop calling my children her babies. Gotta play nice and bite my tongue

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I’m a SAHM, I’ve felt a connection with my baby since day one, I’m breastfeeding, I was lucky enough to not get PPD, I love my son more than anything. But I still don’t feel like a mom. I think I need to hear him call me “mom” for it to sink in.

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Depression has hit. I try endlessly to remember this is temporary, at least we are healthy, I have a stable income & keep a smile on my face for my little ones to not notice this terrible world we live in. All I can say is I'm trying my best.

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My chest has felt funny for days now. I breathe deep and it feels fine, no idea what this is, but of course terrified it’s COVID for me AND my family. Can’t mention it to H or he’ll freak out.

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I wonder if he misses me or is thinking about me at all during this. I don’t want to have an affair with him, I think, but I would like a definitive answer on how he feels about me. I think it’s the uncertainty that’s made me the most crazy!

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Working from home has me missing my coworkers. Especially the woman that teases me all the time in just the right ways.

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I’m angry with him & can’t figure out why. I guess it’s easier to feel that than admit how much I miss him during this quarantine or that I’m torturing myself thinking that he’s having a ton of sex w/his DW & that she’ll be pregnant by the end of this.

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I'm ovulating hardcore for the first time since I had my sweet baby a year ago. You KNOW what that means. NO SEX. would have to be batshit to intentionally get pregnant right now.

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H and I have been banging like teenagers during quarantine. Both 50, 13 years of marriage and we still got it.

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Thankful for essential workers, but annoyed at 2 FB friends who post endless memes about being essential. One is a freaking “garden associate”, other HR at HOME DEPOT. You're not essential, you work at a big chain! DH is ER RN, HE is essential.

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I really wish people would stop coming to my ER for bullshit reasons. Stay home and keep your germs to yourself!!! Back pain that youve had for 8 years is not an emergency!!!

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My H wants to buy the house we are currently renting. I love the house but the neighborhood is trash. As I type there is a hooker across the street. Social distancing, amiright?

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I am very thankful that my youngest was born before all this shit happened.

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Main reason I broke up with bf was mutual friends interference. She wouldn't stop meddling and made shit weird. Now I don't want to be friends with her either. Bf was a good guy and I just wanted to get to know him w/o her fucking rubbernecking

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I have never smoked weed and I never planned to (I'm just very anti-drugs in general) but if one thing might make me consider starting, pretty sure it's the current situation.

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If it wasn't for covid and fear of catching an STD, I would totally have an affair. But I would need a guarantee that the D is big or forget it. Not worth it for a small D.

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I woke up with a sore throat today. Every time I cough, I get more & more scared.

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I'm the only employee in my company considered "essential", to pass time I walk laps inside the building to get my Fitbit steps, butt feels smaller already!

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I know they're healthy but - eating any kind of nut gives me the shits, it's not worth it

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I had to go to my room and shut the door for awhile so I didn’t go off on dh. He came back from grocery shopping and was touching everything in the house before washing his hands or disinfecting anything. I almost lost my shit. How many times?!

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As a teacher, I am trying to find interesting assignments to keep the kids learning. As a parent, I am trying to find assignments they can do on their own that won't make you crazy. I'm sorry, some days I think I am failing at this.

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I’m going to lose my damn mind before this is all over.

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DH has been working from home. I'm an essential worker & can't. He used to brag about it but he's now 3 weeks in & absolutely hates it. I pretend to empathize but I'm secretly smug. That's what he gets for rubbing it in my face.

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Of course I want my husband to live, but he keeps pushing for treatment that would remove his prostate. There are many other steps to take before then, ones that don’t come with a huge chance of impotence.

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My friend carried on about how COVID-19 has been blown up by the media, it’s the same thing as the flu, etc. Now she’s in the hospital with suspected COVID-19. I want her to be OK, but fucking karma, huh?

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Made a sincere post on FB sending people love and strength. My husband responded with a laugh emoji thinking it was an April Fools. This... this is why I worry about the future of our relationship.

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I want to watch Tiger King, but my stupid husband ruins everything we watch with his endless jabbering and disruptive cigarette breaks, and now he's always fucking here so I have no me time. Fuck, this is a nightmare.

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I love my DH & but I can't help but constantly think of all the ways in which my life would be easier & more enjoyable if I weren't married...

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Getting real tired of listening to my husband shit.

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My body failed to sustain a life and now my body is failing to get pregnant after losing that life. I shouldn’t feel like a failure but I do.

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No-contact rule goes into effect immediately.

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I haven't felt sad or cried since losing custody of my children. For the first time in a long time, I feel free. Sometimes motherhood really isn't for everyone.

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I've used this time to tell my inlaws NO about visiting at last. MIL showed up at the door and 'just wanted a quick visit'. My 6YO told her GO HOME GRANDMA YOU DON'T LIVE HERE YOU NEED TO GO HOME. She did. Then she cried on FB and got shamed there. Ha!

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I'm tired of always being the strong one.

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If I wasn’t drinking during this pandemic .. H and Kids would be stains on the wall! They are all so horrible , I can’t believe this is my family!

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