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Confessional #25775533
#25775533

I’m loving a good excuse to stay home and away from people. This is awesome! But I don’t want to see anyone get ill.

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1 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Confessional #25775532
#25775532

Just appliet to a job I'm not qualified for. I hope I get an interview.

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9 HUGS
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Confessional #25775531
#25775531

I moved out in January. We last had break-up sex in March. I put my best foot forward to move in April. Today, I'm 12 days late and feeling nauseous....I just want to cry

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27 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775529
#25775529

My dad's in the hospital not for COVID19 but he might have mild congestive heart failure. BF and I want to married next year and I'm terrified my dad won't be able to walk me down the aisle. This pandemic is going to change how we live.

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16 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25775528
#25775528

My dog is a bigger cockblocker then my kids ever were

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3 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25775527
#25775527

I take it all back. 4 months and I'm leaving his ass

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775526
#25775526

My sister constantly complains about twins. But she had IVF and had them put in two embryos. It's not like she wasn't aware of the possibility...

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4 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775525
#25775525

Nothing like a pandemic to really make me see my privilege. I hope I come out of this a different person.

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11 HUGS
18 ME TOO


Confessional #25775524
#25775524

I just popped open a can of Chef Boyardee jumbo spaghetti and meatballs. I never ate like this. What the fuck is happening to me?

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16 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775521
#25775521

I really hate living in an apartment and hearing everyone's noise.. and not being able to fight with H without having an audience.

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25 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25775520
#25775520

I Fing hate DH, I said I didn't want to go out and buy junk for Easter bc it's a plague and I don't want our kids to get sick. So he goes and gets the riled up for Easter immediately after we talk about it bc he doesn't agree with social distancing.

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29 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775519
#25775519

Thank God were not having Easter this year, LOL .

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7 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25775518
#25775518

Super duper horny. Happily divorced single mother. Social distancing is a blessing in disguise b/c it’s forcing me to slow down and focus on emotional than physical connection. Still crave the D. Lots of vibe time. LOTS.

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6 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25775517
#25775517

DH and I went for a long walk on the moors to try and feel normal today. Ended up lounging out on a hillside in the sun for hours making out like teenagers, then I gave him a blowjob. Sorry to the poor herd of sheep that had to witness our debauchery.

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1 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775516
#25775516

10 bucks for losing a tooth? Fuuuuck that . It's such a stupid fucking tradition anyway. Why do kids get money just because they lost a tooth? I really don't understand

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6 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25775515
#25775515

I hope COVID-19 takes that bitch out.

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11 HUGS
19 ME TOO


Confessional #25775514
#25775514

I am in a sexless marriage for 10 years. I just need adult human touch

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48 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Confessional #25775512
#25775512

We brought our baby home from the Nicu 2 weeks ago, between taking care of him and trying to homeschool the kids I am overfuckingwhelmed. Husband only has enough energy to play video games but not enough to help me homeschool the kids

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103 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25775511
#25775511

We were already homeschooling before all this and our lives honestly haven’t changed too much. We do miss having play dates though. And church. and going to the store

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21 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25775510
#25775510

I find it extremely hard to homeschool the kids when my husband is in the house

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20 HUGS
32 ME TOO


Confessional #25775509
#25775509

It finally happened - I'm tired of reading COVID articles. I no longer need to know the latest headlines.

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13 HUGS
87 ME TOO

Confessional #25775508
#25775508

I'm convinced I had COVID in Feb. Still social distancing just in case, but I don't think I'm really at risk.

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19 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25775507
#25775507

Definitely NOT missing having to do a big fancy family dinner for Easter.

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4 HUGS
52 ME TOO

Confessional #25775506
#25775506

The boredom of being home all the time has led me to rekindle an online affair. I thought that this quarantine would bring me closer with my spouse, but they are just using work-at-home as an excuse to always be in work mode. The affair is just easier.

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18 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25775505
#25775505

My DC are absolutely rocking online learning, even the one that I suspect has ADHD. I kind of wish it was always like this!

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9 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25775504
#25775504

I can't wait until I can hug my hair stylist.

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6 HUGS
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Confessional #25775503
#25775503

I feel bad for people who live by themselves and have to quarantine alone. But I don’t feel bad for asshole who is by himself in the apartment next to mine that just heard H & I having mind blowing shower sex.

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4 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25775501
#25775501

DH has ED, pills don't work and, while I can get off with a vibrator, it's not as satisfying as when it's him. I want him to get a penile pump implant. It's expensive, and insurance won't cover it, but it's a guaranteed boner and I'm frustrated as hell.

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31 HUGS
14 ME TOO


Confessional #25775500
#25775500

Word to the wise - when you marry a man who carries around his own personal bottle of hot sauce, it's a BIIIGGGG mistake to say “I’ll be happy with whatever you make Honey”. The man seriously thinks PAIN is a flavor.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25775499
#25775499

We moved to a new town 2 weeks ago into a 3rd floor apt. The last 3 nights between 3-4am we’ve been woken up by our 22 month old laughing hysterically. Last night he was crawling all over the bed pointing up and laughing uncontrollably, Explanation?!

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44 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775498
#25775498

I think my husband is depressed about our lack of sex and generally declining relationship. Thing is, I don’t care. His unwillingness to be an equal partner is what brought it on. Be a better person maybe?

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30 HUGS
39 ME TOO

Confessional #25775497
#25775497

I try to join online sahm groups and they are always private and you have to send a request and answer some bullshit questions to get in. FFS that is ridiculous

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13 ME TOO


Confessional #25775496
#25775496

My ds is such a cock blocker. I swear he has a glass to the wall trying to listen to us and then come crashing into our bedroom with some inane thing.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25775495
#25775495

I was in an abusive relationship for 3 years. He died a year after I got away from him. I still have nightmares about him even though it’s been 5 years since we were together. I guess he wasn’t lying when he said I could never leave him.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775493
#25775493

I nicknamed H’s penis. I call it Richard, because the nickname for Richard is Dick.

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Confessional #25775492
#25775492

My h is a child, and I want my child to be able to be a child, not take care of her dad's emotional issues. I stay for her stability but will she end up like me?

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25775490
#25775490

I keep feeling sad. This is how I felt before I broke last time. Not sure how to fix it this time

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19 ME TOO

Confessional #25775489
#25775489

My marriage feels like life in prison with no parole.

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54 HUGS
36 ME TOO

Confessional #25775487
#25775487

I'm really starting to consider leaving this marriage. I'm happier alone; H is happier alone. We're in our late 40s and have no children together. Maybe this is for the best? I want to move back to where I belong.

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70 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25775482
#25775482

At 53 I'm breaking free from an emotionally abusive marriage. I know this sounds silly but I'm terrified of being alone. I'm old, fat and have to start again. I'm just so overwhelmed and having panic attacks this morning.

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118 HUGS
9 ME TOO

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