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It's taken me 50 years, but I've finally learned all the good advice in the world can be boiled down to 2 basic commands.  1) Don't be an asshole and, 2) Don't be stupid.

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I think I'd drop dead of shock if I ever heard a now-adult child admit "Honestly, there was nothing wrong with my step parent - I was just a rotten shit to them because I was a selfish brat who couldn't stand sharing my parent's love and attention w/them"

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I don't "own" my daughter, but I *AM* legally responsible and financially liable for her until she's 18, so you can be dang sure I'm exercising control over her.

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I'm a teacher and this distance learning is bullshit.

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My hospital just sent out an SOS to all third line nurses to report. Shit is bad, they are overwhelmed. I have never worked in an ER. I'm afraid.

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My husband just told me he’s leaving me after our daughter graduates high school.

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By the time the damn pandemic lockdown is lifted, we'll be pregnant or divorced - possibly both.

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I hate my life. Everytime my 2 year old nurses I'm immediately filled with boiling rage. I have lost the energy to deal with either of my children with any kind of patience and I hate myself for it. I'm lost. I'm struggling. I don't know what to do.

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The only difference in my life between lockdown and not is finding food in the store. I have 0 friends and 0 life to miss. I'm Fucking pathetic

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I hate Redbox. Bring back Blockbuster!

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I'm too controlling as a mother. I demand that we are honoring in all of our actions. I need some balance and to fucking chill sometimes.

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I hate that my husband has to woof down food instead of savoring it.

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Goddamn my DH can be such a moody whiny bitch.

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FaceTime is not remotely the same as seeing my family and friends. I miss them all so much.

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Thursday was my birthday. I'm married, but I wasn't even able to get laid on my birthday locked in at home with SO and nothing else to do. Excuse me while I sweep up the pieces that used to be my self-esteem.

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I am so tired of my fucking parents judging me. I try my fucking best. I don’t know what else to do.

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Just when I got cozy in my friend zone, he says he wants to really date me and see where things go. I'm not buying it. After telling me he wants to be closer to me he blows me off all day? Mmmkay....

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Went to get checked out, Was just told I probably have influenza A , but to still quarantine for 14 days.

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I have been so fucked up the last few days. Dreading tomorrow....ugh

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Our dishwasher broke. We do dishes by hand. I do not see the issue.

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Yes, great timing, biological clock. The world is in chaos and as a health care worker, I’m right in it. So why am I having baby fever now?

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h needs to wise up and realize what he has. He is obsessed with whining and complaining, and it’s not just at home. His coworkers even mention how whiny he is. The man has no gratitude for the good in his life.

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My baby (6 mos. old soon) fell off the bed today. He seems to be ok, but I’m not. It all happened so fast, I feel like a horrible mother. It was entirely my fault. My amazing husband is trying to help me get through this, the scariest moment of my life.

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I still eat my boggers, I just wash my hands before I dig in.

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I really wish that my H and kids would grasp the concept of rationing.

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I do wish dh would leave my asshole alone. I have IBS and I am always worried about what residue is up in there and it makes it hard to cum.

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I miss my work husband

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I’m so tired of the pc world we live in. Can we go back to the 1980s? It seems like it was more fun to be a parent back then.

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I smelled my vibrator today and liked it. I used to hate the smell but I’m learning to love myself.

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I wish I had lots of sex when I was young and hot. My husband has never desired me. I want to know what it’s like to be wanted. I was fucking hot too.

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Stay at home orders don't exclude opening windows or spending time on balconies/roofs or walking your dog so, I'm taking full advantage of all of those things.

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I can’t stand my sil. I want to walk away from my marriage just to get away from her forever.

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I. Want. Sex. It’s been over a year. I cry when I watch sex scenes on tv. I crave being desired.

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Not sure which is worse - him not opening msgs or opening them & not responding.

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I have severe anxiety/depression made exponentially worse by the pandemic. Just want to sleep all the time, just to get away from it all. Feel horribly guilty for not spending more time with DS5 and DH, but when I'm awake all I do is panic. Want to die.

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I feel rage-like jealousy for those who live in states where weed is legal. I'm unlucky enough to live in one where it's NOT. If our entire country is in lockdown, cannabis should be made legal EVERYWHERE to get us all through this.

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What was I thinking, going back? As if my life would be anything but the loveless hell it is, with this narcissist? 26 years ago, I had a chance for real love with someone I adored since I was 14. Then, I ran. Regretted blowing that chance, ever since.

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My husband just went to costco for me and it felt like I was sending him off to war.

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I don't know how all these people are having amazing sex Lol. Sex with DH is always good, but not amazing. Are we doing something wrong? Lol

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Debating between just falling back into disordered eating tendencies to feel like I exist, or committing suicide. I’m mad that I feel to stupid and worthless to actually be able to kill myself, and that therefore any feelings I have are worthless/invalid.

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