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Being home was nice at first but now I'm tired of this shit.

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22 HUGS
67 ME TOO

I'm feeling such contempt for my husband right now.I realize he can't help his depression, but it makes him so weak and useless. He does nothing all day but won't stop complaining about how tired he is and claiming he does so much.I despise him right now.

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34 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Just found out "Stay At Home" has been extended to at least May 1st. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!

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31 HUGS
37 ME TOO

Pissed bc I discovered my shitty car is leaking oil - then realized I have no one to fix it and nowhere to be anyway. Good, right?

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26 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I have no problem thanking DH for doing something – even if it’s a task he’s supposed to do just because he’s a responsible adult. Really – it costs me nothing, and it keeps him happy. I DO worry about people who think expressing gratitude is a burden.

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9 HUGS
28 ME TOO

I have always worked from home, so nothing about this stay at home order is new for me, and I am OH SO GRATEFUL to still have money coming into this house. My confession is that I really wish I didn't have to work - I want to play with my kids all day!

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14 HUGS
25 ME TOO

I love my kitty to pieces, but the un-budgeted, emergency vet bills make me kinda stabby.

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25 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Motherhood is a prison sentence, once they’re old enough, I’m gone, yes I’ll be old and ugly but at least I’ll finally be free

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18 HUGS
8 ME TOO


How all of you social extroverts feel right now - that’s how I have felt for the last 25 years of my life. All the running around and people-ing of normal life makes me so stressed, anxious, and unhappy. Finally have an excuse to be myself.

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18 HUGS
37 ME TOO

My family always thought I “married down”. But we are happier and in love. And while my “successful” siblings have been laid off. My “just a cop” husband has job security in a time when there isn’t so much job security. And hella cheap heath insurance.

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16 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I wonder how many divorces will be taking place after this is over

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11 HUGS
70 ME TOO

I’ve given up all my coping mechanisms- hoarding, drugs, drinking, promiscuous sex, nail biting, cigarettes...the only thing left is binge watching live Marilyn Manson shows from the mid 90s on youtube. So be it!

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14 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Aftee 20 years I desperately want to fuck another man. I would never cheat and love DH. He would never go for it. Sigh, a girl can dream though.

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22 HUGS
17 ME TOO

dh is surprised their closing the state and everyone has to stay inside .... he has been staying " calm" this whole time and now , now hes freaking out. Oh and fuck you clients who message us hairstylist asking to come to your home. No! Get box dye!

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27 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My husband had a rehearsal tonight, which made me nervous bc I didn't want him bringing home germs (coronavirus), but at the same time sick of seeing his face and need him gone!

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17 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Told H that I would rather he lose his job than go into a law office for a non-essential job. Also told him to tell his boss that if he or our kids get sick I will sue them.

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23 HUGS
4 ME TOO


I am stuck in my house with my stupid stepson who loves to lie.

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36 HUGS
4 ME TOO

The more indifferent I am, the more he clings to me. I hate how predictable h is

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13 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Sometimes I wish I never cheated. My relationship hasnt been the same since. He acts like he hates me and I'm chopped lover for years. Why does he stay makes no sense

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13 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I'm pissed my states governor won't do a order to stay home, nicely suggestion to stay home.

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20 HUGS
15 ME TOO


I want another baby. Who knows when I'll be able to get my IUD out.

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21 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I am so glad I never finished med school.

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19 HUGS
7 ME TOO

My state told a 12 yr old girl and her mom it was the flu , they sent her home with an inhaler and told her to quarantine. I'm really scared , my kids drive me crazy but i don't want anything to happen to them.

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57 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Tired of living with boys. Yucky.

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27 HUGS
18 ME TOO


My husband planned to take the kids to an empty field and fly a kite so I could "have a break". He has a PhD and yet was unable to assemble a dollar store kite and fly it. Kids are mad, crying, fighting. Thanks H. Go back to work please.

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69 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I'm tired of picking up other peoples' slack. At work AND at home.

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25 HUGS
27 ME TOO

For all the trouble teens can be, I am so happy DS's are teens for this quarantine. They sleep until noon everyday, leave us alone to get work done, handle all their own remote learning with no help, and don't cry and whine about being home.

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23 HUGS
42 ME TOO

I get up at least once an hour to have a snack. I am not even hungry, just stress eating. I ate my kid's Lucky Charms yesterday and spent 5 minutes picking most of the marshmallows out of the bag. Sorry, not sorry.

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26 HUGS
20 ME TOO


My online workdays have consisted of reading Coronovirus updates, yelling at Trump on Twitter and writing depressing haikus on Facebook. How's your work-life balance working for you?

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38 HUGS
25 ME TOO

My kid finished his online school in an hour and will play Fortnite the remainder of the day. I'm all for it. Call me the mother of the year.

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18 HUGS
44 ME TOO

We have the best possible situation (work at home, steady income, house with a yard, laundry) and this is still really hard and stressful. I spend a lot of time thinking about people who don't have what we have and worrying about how they are doing.

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65 HUGS
152 ME TOO

Apparently my mental health has been almost entirely dependent on going to Target about once a week, alone, and wandering around for 45 minutes. Now I can't do that and the cracks are starting to show.

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67 HUGS
44 ME TOO


If it wasn’t for the dying and anxiety I would be living my perfect life rn

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34 HUGS
35 ME TOO

DD10 had obvious strep throat with no other symptoms. They wanted her to take a Coronavirus test. WTF? Save it for someone who needs it and hasn't already been isolated for three weeks.

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34 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I dutifully put in years of playing My Little Pony, The Game of Life, and watching Tinkerbell until I thought I would claw my eyes out. Now my kids are older and I get to play Scrabble and Legos, and watch Star Wars. Feel like I'm 10 again. FUN!!!

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21 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Even just the knowledge that the niche of "faux-cest" porn exists makes me nauseus.

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22 HUGS
48 ME TOO


Single mom of 2DC was so relieved when my sister came to quarantine with us. Now she's sick with a cold and got us all sick. Wish I would have just quarantined alone. It had been 2 years since we were sick. I know it sounds selfish, wish it was just us

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62 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I hate slow talkers. They make the meetings go on for so long.

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25 HUGS
76 ME TOO

All I want to eat this pregnancy is pizza, spaghetti and French fries.

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26 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I'm thankful this happened now when my kids are preschool and elementary aged. If I had been trapped in the house and starved of human contact when they were still in baby and toddler mode I would have had a serious mental health crisis.

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47 HUGS
44 ME TOO

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