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Confessional #25775432
#25775432

I'm tired of being "essential".

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Confessional #25775431
#25775431

I don't want anyone outside of my immediate family hugging me or my kids when this is over. Especially my husband's constantly sick nieces and nephews.

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Confessional #25775430
#25775430

Had a very passionate dream of making out with my friends H, I could actually feel everything on my mouth and still remember it today

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Confessional #25775428
#25775428

I can only get myself off, never have from sex. In a sexless marriage now. Finishing myself just doesn’t do the trick though, I want real, good sex so badly. I’m only 30, too young to give up sex!!!

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Confessional #25775427
#25775427

Love my DH but when we first tried to have sex, he played the Matrix soundtrack and it was so cheesy - I burst out laughing. Still gets embarrassed of it today!

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Confessional #25775426
#25775426

Spend every minute of the day taking care of our kids/life. Finally sit down at 9pm to watch a show & relax but needy H (who has been relaxing since he got home at 5) keeps bugging me to help w/ the computer so he can play a game. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

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Confessional #25775425
#25775425

DH has horrible hygiene and it's just getting grosser. He used to smell good and be remotely polite. Now he doesn't shower, doesn't shave, doesn't wash his hands, or brush his teeth. Then he farts and burps even in public hes gross, I'm embarrassed.

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Confessional #25775424
#25775424

It’s a ‘drink a whole bottle of wine’ night tonight. Thanks, H. Also, fuck you.

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Confessional #25775423
#25775423

I really don't like men who are obsessed with the military unless they actually served. It's stolen valour, they are trying to claim something they didn't earn.

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Confessional #25775422
#25775422

I got lectured today about how he needs sleep and I needed to make him food. Seriously? You sleep for 10 hours a day and work for 8. I work at home now, do our kids homeschooling, all the cleaning and all the cooking. Excuse me if I want to sit for a sec

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Confessional #25775419
#25775419

Thought H & I were going to split amicably & co-parent civilly. I have to stick it out for a while til I find a place. But the longer I stay here the more I’m heading toward hating him. He’s so immature & self centered. Need to get out before we implode!

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Confessional #25775418
#25775418

When my SIL was pregnant I spent 50+ hours crocheting a blanket for her baby. She never thanked me for it once.

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Confessional #25775417
#25775417

I pretend I am all about body positivity and I am but not for me. I don’t want to be fat.

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Confessional #25775416
#25775416

I hate my ex boyfriend and I. Wish he would die

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Confessional #25775414
#25775414

My fuckhead H promised to take a day off his essential job b/c I am drowning. He didn't. not gonna clean your clothes or make you food now. Fuck off

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Confessional #25775412
#25775412

I'm ignoring all my text .... it's only like 2 and some shit on messenger but still. I dont want to talk to anyone.

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Confessional #25775411
#25775411

Ugh bad sex! So much bad sex! I can do this anymore. I know it’s half me but the other half is just is shitty. Take control sometimes please.

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Confessional #25775409
#25775409

I’m more scared of the “THAT’S NOT ESSENTIAL!!” people than I am am of the virus. Corona Karens are terrifying.

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Confessional #25775408
#25775408

I don’t miss church at all. I am aggravated that leaders are figuring out Zoom. Could we just have a few weeks off?? Think dh, an elder, feels the same.

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Confessional #25775407
#25775407

I honestly wish I could stay in quarantine forever. I don't miss society at all, and I'm mentally healthier than I've been in years.

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Confessional #25775405
#25775405

Sent my high at risk for covid19, mom a message (she doesnt let me call her mom cuz I call my step mom, mom. She left me on read. Okay lady, I was going to send you fuckin money so u can be ok. Guess ur pride is too high. Now My Conscious clear!

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Confessional #25775404
#25775404

I married my DH for his job and now he’s laid off. Spending days watching TV and not helping in the house. So I’m divorcing him.

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Confessional #25775403
#25775403

Today is home haircut day. It will grow back.

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Confessional #25775402
#25775402

As if the virus isn’t scary enough, I have gotten the diagnosis of breast cancer. Fml

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Confessional #25775401
#25775401

My parents showed me a video of a cousin's son laughing and playing with crayons. What does this imply? They want me to settle down and have kids? Uh, no thanks. I didn't even know what my cousin's son looked like until today.

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Confessional #25775400
#25775400

I've always ignored my neighbors. They are strangers anyway.

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Confessional #25775399
#25775399

I can't sleep so I stay up until 3am.

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Confessional #25775398
#25775398

I am angry with people and government who claim: "STAY HOME!" Dude, I have a small business and you're not gonna pay my rent. I am truly hating people this coronavirus season. Hating. With real hatred.

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Confessional #25775397
#25775397

I avoid my father as much as possible. I would love to cut ties with him, but he is elderly.

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Confessional #25775396
#25775396

I was nice and gave someone a gift 11 months ago. It wasn't anything fancy. I thought she would like it. She called me the other day that the gift broke and if she can have another one. She even inquired where I got it. What? This is why I hate people.

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Confessional #25775394
#25775394

I hate people who come into my life and then ignore me. Like, fuck off.

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Confessional #25775393
#25775393

I used to have this so-called friend who was all about LGBT rights and blah blah blah. I thought she was very open-minded and supportive at the time, so I told her that I was asexual. Well, it's safe to say she stopped talking to me after my confession.

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Confessional #25775391
#25775391

I am feeling lazy today.

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Confessional #25775389
#25775389

I fucking hate him! Worst decision in my life!

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Confessional #25775387
#25775387

I'm afraid to go out and get sick again.

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Confessional #25775386
#25775386

There is a cousin I just cannot tolerate. She’s a horrible human being.

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Confessional #25775385
#25775385

I'm not proud of the number of people I've accidentally friended during my internet stalking sessions.

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Confessional #25775383
#25775383

He claims his motto is "hope for the best but prepare for the worst." This would be fine, except somewhere along the way he forgot about the hope part, and now is just a gloom and doom pessimist who assumes the worst about everyone and everything.

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Confessional #25775382
#25775382

I actually love being at home. Homeschooling is going awesome so far. Who knew this would be me?

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Confessional #25775381
#25775381

I am allowed to have my reactions to his reactions.

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