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I hope my husband gets corona.

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I’m dating a much older guy he has some $ promised to make my and kid’s life better. I like him but lie when I say I’m in love. I hate to be fake but I usually pick assholes so maybe finally I can be a little selfish and better our lives please God

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I have been a NYC civil servant for 14 years. Born and raised here. Between midnight last night and 5 pm today, I got notice that 7 friends and coworkers died. SEVEN. Oldest was 59. I'm shaking. How can I work tomorrow? But I will; we must be strong now.

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I went to the store for milk and sat in the parking lot for at least 10 minutes savoring the time away from my family. I adore them, but they are driving me bonkers.

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I spent 5 yrs as a teen, until I moved out at 18, locked up in an abusive home & couldn't even go to the park or grocery store. Got thru that so I can do this, at the same time I hate this. But also get low-key mad at someone if they complain too much.

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I have been listening to the song "John Deer Green" to reduce my anxiety during this pandemic because it reminds me of my childhood when things were safe and predictable. Just found out that Joe Diffie died of COVID. Fuck.

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I’m a teacher working three times harder from home than I would at school.

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Lo & I are definitely extroverts, going a little crazy esp as she can't understand why we're not doing our normal socializing. We'll go out to trails if no one is really there to get out but that's really it. I hate people who are wasting this quarantine.

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One kid’s a bitch, the other is lazy. They both make me sad.

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VERY fortunate bc I’m able to work from home and still get paid. Kinda enjoy doing my work alongside DCs doing their schoolwork. Going to also draft a marital separation agreement while on my laptop tomorrow. Taking these steps gets me through each day.

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It's taken me 50 years, but I've finally learned all the good advice in the world can be boiled down to 2 basic commands.  1) Don't be an asshole and, 2) Don't be stupid.

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I think I'd drop dead of shock if I ever heard a now-adult child admit "Honestly, there was nothing wrong with my step parent - I was just a rotten shit to them because I was a selfish brat who couldn't stand sharing my parent's love and attention w/them"

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I don't "own" my daughter, but I *AM* legally responsible and financially liable for her until she's 18, so you can be dang sure I'm exercising control over her.

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I'm a teacher and this distance learning is bullshit.

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My hospital just sent out an SOS to all third line nurses to report. Shit is bad, they are overwhelmed. I have never worked in an ER. I'm afraid.

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My husband just told me he’s leaving me after our daughter graduates high school.

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By the time the damn pandemic lockdown is lifted, we'll be pregnant or divorced - possibly both.

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I hate my life. Everytime my 2 year old nurses I'm immediately filled with boiling rage. I have lost the energy to deal with either of my children with any kind of patience and I hate myself for it. I'm lost. I'm struggling. I don't know what to do.

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The only difference in my life between lockdown and not is finding food in the store. I have 0 friends and 0 life to miss. I'm Fucking pathetic

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I hate Redbox. Bring back Blockbuster!

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I'm too controlling as a mother. I demand that we are honoring in all of our actions. I need some balance and to fucking chill sometimes.

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I hate that my husband has to woof down food instead of savoring it.

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Goddamn my DH can be such a moody whiny bitch.

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FaceTime is not remotely the same as seeing my family and friends. I miss them all so much.

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Thursday was my birthday. I'm married, but I wasn't even able to get laid on my birthday locked in at home with SO and nothing else to do. Excuse me while I sweep up the pieces that used to be my self-esteem.

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I am so tired of my fucking parents judging me. I try my fucking best. I don’t know what else to do.

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Just when I got cozy in my friend zone, he says he wants to really date me and see where things go. I'm not buying it. After telling me he wants to be closer to me he blows me off all day? Mmmkay....

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Went to get checked out, Was just told I probably have influenza A , but to still quarantine for 14 days.

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I have been so fucked up the last few days. Dreading tomorrow....ugh

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Our dishwasher broke. We do dishes by hand. I do not see the issue.

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Yes, great timing, biological clock. The world is in chaos and as a health care worker, I’m right in it. So why am I having baby fever now?

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h needs to wise up and realize what he has. He is obsessed with whining and complaining, and it’s not just at home. His coworkers even mention how whiny he is. The man has no gratitude for the good in his life.

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My baby (6 mos. old soon) fell off the bed today. He seems to be ok, but I’m not. It all happened so fast, I feel like a horrible mother. It was entirely my fault. My amazing husband is trying to help me get through this, the scariest moment of my life.

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I still eat my boggers, I just wash my hands before I dig in.

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I really wish that my H and kids would grasp the concept of rationing.

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I do wish dh would leave my asshole alone. I have IBS and I am always worried about what residue is up in there and it makes it hard to cum.

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I miss my work husband

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I’m so tired of the pc world we live in. Can we go back to the 1980s? It seems like it was more fun to be a parent back then.

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I smelled my vibrator today and liked it. I used to hate the smell but I’m learning to love myself.

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I wish I had lots of sex when I was young and hot. My husband has never desired me. I want to know what it’s like to be wanted. I was fucking hot too.

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