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H and I have been banging like teenagers during quarantine. Both 50, 13 years of marriage and we still got it.

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3 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Thankful for essential workers, but annoyed at 2 FB friends who post endless memes about being essential. One is a freaking “garden associate”, other HR at HOME DEPOT. You're not essential, you work at a big chain! DH is ER RN, HE is essential.

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15 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I really wish people would stop coming to my ER for bullshit reasons. Stay home and keep your germs to yourself!!! Back pain that youve had for 8 years is not an emergency!!!

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24 HUGS
8 ME TOO

My H wants to buy the house we are currently renting. I love the house but the neighborhood is trash. As I type there is a hooker across the street. Social distancing, amiright?

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38 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I am very thankful that my youngest was born before all this shit happened.

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12 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Main reason I broke up with bf was mutual friends interference. She wouldn't stop meddling and made shit weird. Now I don't want to be friends with her either. Bf was a good guy and I just wanted to get to know him w/o her fucking rubbernecking

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24 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I have never smoked weed and I never planned to (I'm just very anti-drugs in general) but if one thing might make me consider starting, pretty sure it's the current situation.

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14 HUGS
21 ME TOO

If it wasn't for covid and fear of catching an STD, I would totally have an affair. But I would need a guarantee that the D is big or forget it. Not worth it for a small D.

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10 HUGS
10 ME TOO


I woke up with a sore throat today. Every time I cough, I get more & more scared.

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78 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I'm the only employee in my company considered "essential", to pass time I walk laps inside the building to get my Fitbit steps, butt feels smaller already!

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11 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I know they're healthy but - eating any kind of nut gives me the shits, it's not worth it

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10 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I had to go to my room and shut the door for awhile so I didn’t go off on dh. He came back from grocery shopping and was touching everything in the house before washing his hands or disinfecting anything. I almost lost my shit. How many times?!

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44 HUGS
6 ME TOO


As a teacher, I am trying to find interesting assignments to keep the kids learning. As a parent, I am trying to find assignments they can do on their own that won't make you crazy. I'm sorry, some days I think I am failing at this.

14 LIKES
75 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I’m going to lose my damn mind before this is all over.

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18 HUGS
31 ME TOO

DH has been working from home. I'm an essential worker & can't. He used to brag about it but he's now 3 weeks in & absolutely hates it. I pretend to empathize but I'm secretly smug. That's what he gets for rubbing it in my face.

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10 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Of course I want my husband to live, but he keeps pushing for treatment that would remove his prostate. There are many other steps to take before then, ones that don’t come with a huge chance of impotence.

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24 HUGS
3 ME TOO


My friend carried on about how COVID-19 has been blown up by the media, it’s the same thing as the flu, etc. Now she’s in the hospital with suspected COVID-19. I want her to be OK, but fucking karma, huh?

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31 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Made a sincere post on FB sending people love and strength. My husband responded with a laugh emoji thinking it was an April Fools. This... this is why I worry about the future of our relationship.

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34 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I want to watch Tiger King, but my stupid husband ruins everything we watch with his endless jabbering and disruptive cigarette breaks, and now he's always fucking here so I have no me time. Fuck, this is a nightmare.

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32 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I love my DH & but I can't help but constantly think of all the ways in which my life would be easier & more enjoyable if I weren't married...

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10 HUGS
23 ME TOO


Getting real tired of listening to my husband shit.

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16 HUGS
16 ME TOO

My body failed to sustain a life and now my body is failing to get pregnant after losing that life. I shouldn’t feel like a failure but I do.

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89 HUGS
2 ME TOO

No-contact rule goes into effect immediately.

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12 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I haven't felt sad or cried since losing custody of my children. For the first time in a long time, I feel free. Sometimes motherhood really isn't for everyone.

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38 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I've used this time to tell my inlaws NO about visiting at last. MIL showed up at the door and 'just wanted a quick visit'. My 6YO told her GO HOME GRANDMA YOU DON'T LIVE HERE YOU NEED TO GO HOME. She did. Then she cried on FB and got shamed there. Ha!

129 LIKES
24 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I'm tired of always being the strong one.

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37 HUGS
82 ME TOO

If I wasn’t drinking during this pandemic .. H and Kids would be stains on the wall! They are all so horrible , I can’t believe this is my family!

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45 HUGS
11 ME TOO

This quarantine has very much highlighted the fact that I am nothing but a slave to H and small DC. I hated my life before.... But Jesus Christ ... I .. am ...miserable.

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76 HUGS
28 ME TOO


Will it ever be my turn for the fairytale happiness? I miss sharing my life with someone.

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53 HUGS
34 ME TOO

Can’t believe I thought about giving up my sahm life with my 2 lovely girls for a guy who turned out to be full of shit and has real mental problems just because my DH and I were having temporary marital issues. Truly grateful I didn’t fuck my life up!

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39 HUGS
12 ME TOO

I just broke up with the guy I'm seeing because he has communication issues During the breakup he communicated JUST fine. *Rolls eyes* I miss him. Ugh. Now I'm stuck in quarantine for real

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28 HUGS
1 ME TOO

No SIL, just because you can't handle your own kids doesn't mean their teachers are amazing. It just means you are a crap parent.

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15 HUGS
5 ME TOO


I have lost my shit at least twice a day w/ my son trying to make sure he does his remote learning while I work. Thankfully H is away on a project & can't come home bc of the epidemic. If he was here, too, I'd have to pack up & leave them both.

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33 HUGS
3 ME TOO

My province just announced that the EARLIEST this quarantine will end is July. JULY! And probably will be longer. We'll be fucking basket cases by then.

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74 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I think I’ve drank one glass of water in the past three days. Do not ask me how much vodka I’ve had in that same time period.

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35 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Boss says take care of yourself during this stressful time as he adds more work and more pressure.

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69 HUGS
28 ME TOO


If my husband survives this pandemic without me locking him out of the house for the virus to get him it’ll be a goddamn miracle.

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34 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I honestly can't imagine how I could ever feel about someone else the way I do about my wife. MOST of the time, this is a compliment to her.

48 LIKES
15 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I am so grateful to have a job but I am so so tired.

4 LIKES
59 HUGS
63 ME TOO

I don't want a divorce, I want a boyfriend. DH would never have it. Esp if the BF was his brother

7 LIKES
23 HUGS
9 ME TOO

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