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Confessional #25815963
#25815963

I want to be loaded - without the escape of some sort of drug at night to shut my brain off I am crawling out of my skin. Boredom is what will make me relapse.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25815962
#25815962

I stopped talking to women who don’t congratulate me. Life is to short for competitive frenemies. I want loving support or nothing

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23 ME TOO

Confessional #25815961
#25815961

DH and I agree, if we ever win the lottery we tell no one, get things in order and just disappear. No contact with any family, including kids or parents. Just, poof, gone like a fart in the wind. A really rich fart......

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19 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25815960
#25815960

I live alone. I am divorced. It’s the best way to live. Only let the men visit fir sex and then say bye bye.

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7 ME TOO


Confessional #25815959
#25815959

DD5 is so physically affectionate it creeps me out and it's hard for me to reciprocate. Hugs are fine, but she's so touchy-feely/crawly/kissy and I'm just not. I need to try to change, so I don't accidentally give her some sort of complex.

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52 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Confessional #25815957
#25815957

Everyone says to quit drinking to loose weight. Issue is I don't drink alcohol to begin with. Must be a year since I had any

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Confessional #25815955
#25815955

A couple years ago I went on vacation with some girl friends. By the 5th day of being away from my man, I was so horny I thought I would die. I masturbated in the shower while my friends were getting ready. I had to do something! None of them know.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25815954
#25815954

I wish I enjoyed sex with H more. Something is missing and it feels.... just not as good as it used to.

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Confessional #25815950
#25815950

I imagine my life as widow with a child.

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Confessional #25815949
#25815949

If I could do it, without having my family look for me, I'd just pick up and disappear into the midwest.

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Confessional #25815948
#25815948

Holy fuck!!!! 2nd degree burns on my thumb and middle finger getting dinner out of the oven, pot holder had a hole I didn't see. H tells me to suck it up as they are blistering. Now he's begging for sex. GTFO

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126 HUGS
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Confessional #25815947
#25815947

So many things you want to say and hear? Cocksucker. You blew up our life. You destroyed our family. I loved you. But I. Am. Done.

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60 HUGS
16 ME TOO


Confessional #25815946
#25815946

I am astounded at how many women can’t stand their husbands.

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Confessional #25815945
#25815945

My BFF has a more expensive house than I, but mine is warmer and more inviting.

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Confessional #25815944
#25815944

Totally think my DH clogs the toilet with “flushable wipes” but he blames me and DS and won’t let me call a plumber.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25815941
#25815941

I was in my 30's before I realized I could pee without removing my tampon.

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31 HUGS
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Confessional #25815938
#25815938

Teenagers are real assholes

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30 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25815932
#25815932

I have a hard time telling my mother that I love her because I don’t.

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32 ME TOO

Confessional #25815931
#25815931

John Oliver's accent makes my toes curl in a good way. Watching old episodes of his show as ASMR.

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Confessional #25815928
#25815928

This dude needs to leave me alone he's tried to ruin my life.. I need him gone out of my life asap

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31 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25815927
#25815927

My kids are really, really good kids. I'm so proud of them. And of my parenting. I will raise good men.

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33 ME TOO

Confessional #25815926
#25815926

There is just too much. I can't function. I'm overwhelmed.

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66 HUGS
51 ME TOO

Confessional #25815925
#25815925

I never thought my life could get so fucked up.

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37 ME TOO

Confessional #25815924
#25815924

I want to punch somebody in the face

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37 ME TOO


Confessional #25815923
#25815923

I let my kids have so much more screen time then they should just so I don’t have to deal with them. Feel ashamed and they deserve better.

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Confessional #25815921
#25815921

My H is about to lose his job. I can feel fear seeping in. We have been poor before and it almost ruined me. I even stole from my employer I was so desperate.

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Confessional #25815920
#25815920

I have sex with my husband so he is nice to me.

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32 ME TOO

Confessional #25815918
#25815918

Nothing is ever going to get better. If I didn't have kids I would kill myself.

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Confessional #25815917
#25815917

I dribble pee all day long. Nothing big, just drips here and there. I wear pads, but if I don't my crotch is wet and stinky all day long

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28 ME TOO

Confessional #25815914
#25815914

H just got home and already seems annoyed with the kids. Stfu I've been dealing with them all day and I can't even have a 5 min break for fear you'll hurt their feelings! AGHHHHH

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Confessional #25815913
#25815913

My mom spoils my kids and it losses me off because she STILL hasn’t done that for me

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Confessional #25815912
#25815912

I’m disappointed and embarrassed by how racist my parents have become as they age. Or were they always like this?

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Confessional #25815911
#25815911

My mom got pregnant with me to keep ahold of my dad. Guess what? It didn't work, so then he ended up walking out on 2 people instead of only 1.

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Confessional #25815910
#25815910

just want to take a sleeping pill and go to bed. have at least 4 more hours cause i need to cook and clean up dinner. i am so fucking tired. thankful for sleeping pills and comfy bed. now if i can stop eating early so i can enjoy the sleep.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25815908
#25815908

I'm not even American & I've never really cared about politics, let alone US politics- but you can bet I'll be watching the inauguration tomorrow! I fantasize about the Trumps being escorted out of the white house while "Move Bitch" by Ludacris blasts on.

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42 ME TOO

Confessional #25815907
#25815907

I would leave my husband tomorrow if I hit the lottery!

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Confessional #25815903
#25815903

fucking sick of hearing trump/maga supporting mom drone on about this shit. she has no clue she just parrots fox news and her internet echo chamber. god can you just take her on so we can all have peace? oh and her boomer maga friends too. thanks.

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Confessional #25815902
#25815902

You were so critical and mean to me growing up. I am almost 50 now and you pretend that you're so caring and kind. I know that you are not.

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40 ME TOO

Confessional #25815901
#25815901

H’s love has always been conditional. When everything is going well in his life, he says he’s crazy about me & wants to spend eternity w/me, but when things aren’t going great, he says hates me should have dumped me years ago and calls me names

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25 ME TOO

Confessional #25815900
#25815900

Every day has been a "snow day" for me and my little boy since March. This is not natural and I'm so tired of trying to be strong until the vaccine comes. Our lives really, really suck.

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131 HUGS
57 ME TOO

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