CONFESSIONAL

I've had toothache for days. It's awful and I can't afford a dentist. I wish I could just pull all my stupid teeth out.

Does anyone else feel like working with family is ruining relationships?

Sex was important to him. It was not important to me. That's why we're divorced. That's also why in the 5 years since, he has been in about 15-20 (failed) relationships & I've been building my business so I that have something to leave the kids someday.

I’m almost 41 and just found out I’m pregnant. My son is 18, daughter 14. WTF!!!

I wish I had a machine that froze time. I would be a perfect mom, a perfect wife, a prefect homemaker and also be able to sleep 12 hours per day. I really do need 34 hours per day to make it work. I'm soooooooooo exhausted

A lot of homecoming dresses this year looked like they belonged in a strip club.

Hope I still make you horny AF, bc you're driving me crazy! Now I think of you nonstop. Every convo on repeat in my head, want you on me til I'm a wet mess, & NOTHING brings relief. Is this what you meant when you said you thought of me every day? hope so

I look like someone who isn't cared for or about. I look washed up, dowdy, frumpy, and just generally unwanted.

Dh is no freaking help and that's exactly why I didn't want to do virtual school again. Fml.

Bed time with my 2y old toddler is a freakin nightmare. I can’t anymore with the tantrums. I’m we have tried it all: routine, switching hours.. I am so done with this. So much waisted time. So sad, feel like I could do better. But what? Exhausted.

I've gone 24 hours without making a fool of myself. Thus is a new record! Going for day # 2!

I would never be bold enough to suggest that my mother should have remained single & alone after she divorced my dad, but I do wish she had chosen to marry someone who didn't hate & abuse her kids.

Wed night he said we had to end it (again!) but then he called me 6x yesterday. Then on the last call he said this is the last time we talk. I said OK thinking BS he will call today. He has not called. What if its actually over?? Scared & sad.

I am invisible.

My husband does more work around the house and with the kids than I do

I would never be bold enough to suggest that my mother should have remained single & alone after she divorced my dad, but I do wish she had chosen to marry someone who didn't hate & abuse her kids.

I wish my son would get the fuck over himself & learn to get along with my daughter's boyfriend of 6 years. It would make get together as lot easier.

H has a weed habit and it makes me feel like we have to be the Perfect Family in public so no one gets suspicious. The kids being late to school worries me so much because the last thing I need is a truancy officer showing up at my house!

I got sober once. It was hands-down the WORST 8 months of my life.

H is out of town for 1 week. I am only on solo hour 27. How do single parents do this???!??

Male obgyn said my long, heavy painful periods are normal for middle age, and to see if they get better in a year. Switched to female obgyn who tested for everything possible and corrected the problem within 8 weeks. Never stay w a dismissive Dr.

H doesn't say bless you when I sneeze, or ask me if I'm okay when I get hurt. These seem like little things, but to me they are big.

Let's normalize not sending a shipping notification after the shipping label is created. Let's wait til the package has actually been shipped. Ok? Ok.

Younger half sister refuses to care for mom in her old age. I'm not not lifting to help that nasty old harpie, either. Sucks to be mom, I guess

I feel so anxious I could throw up and my hands are shaking. All of this just to go out and do something for me. One hour to get my nails done. Social anxiety sucks

Outside time has saved my kids’ live during the plague.

Judges are the worst of the worst. THE WORST.

'Too little, too late' is the theme of my 20+ year marriage. Why the fuck am I still here?

My uncle passed away yesterday. Funeral is Wednesday. We get day of funeral off for aunts and uncles. Work is refusing to give me off because we are short-handed. It's not my fault you won't hire anyone. I will be at the funeral even if I get fired.

I started confessing here when DS was a young teen. I'm still here well over a decade later, still bitching about similar issues.

My kids nanny describes herself as lovable on her babysitting profile. Omg. Could not be less true. Unless she means she loves herself. She is a real narcissist and I'm consulting a lawyer before firing her.

My mother does not love me & never did. I try to act all tough about it, but truthfully, it hurts & it bothers me. It always has & it probably always will.

I won't ever neglect or mistreat them because it's not their fault & it's not my way, but I resent these pets. They ruin my shit and they make my house smell funky.

Dreamt I was giving Charlie Hunham a BJ. Hottest dream I've had in awhile. Yes, please!

It's not normal to lose wads of hair the size of a mouse, all day long

Unpopular opinion: The desire to destroy someone's life because you don't agree with their politics, is ugly and toxic.

There is a group of 4 sweet little old ladies that go around town doing everything together. Well I heard two of them talking. Apparently, three of them only put up with the other lady because she's the only one who can still drive. I'm still LOLing.

How do you ask your teenagers which one of them stole your dildo?

H has a creepy uncle. Everyone always compares H to him because of their strong resemblance. It makes me sick every time. I will draw the line if they start comparing DS to him.

You park in front of your house, and I park in front of my house. WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO DIFFICULT FOR MY TRASHY NEIGHBORS TO UNDERSTAND.