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Confessional #25787997
#25787997

Just hearing my ss voice puts me on edge. Just a few more weeks until he goes back to his mom.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25787996
#25787996

I love starting my day with Bob Ross. His voice is so soothing and his paintings are so beautiful. Thank you, Bob, for a sense of calm and comfort in a world of utter madness.

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26 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25787995
#25787995

My MIL is thin but I wish she would cover up a little. All that loose, dry, aging skin makes me gag.

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25787994
#25787994

So glad it’s going to storm today so the kids can be inside crafting today. So exhausted from the constant outside activities.

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13 ME TOO


Confessional #25787991
#25787991

Can't say this around other women for fear they'd hit me. I wish DH didn't love giving oral so much. He wants to go down on me EVERY DAY (even if he gets nothing in return). He's good at it, but PLEASE give it a rest!

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24 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25787990
#25787990

I’ll never be good enough for my wife - a fact of which she is sure to remind me daily.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25787988
#25787988

I'm so embarrassed by my wedding pictures. That gigantic 80s hair looked ridiculous on me.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25787986
#25787986

Dh has no problem telling me or the kids 'no'. Everybody else? Notsomuch.

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32 ME TOO


Confessional #25787982
#25787982

All I want is one day...ONE DAY...where DH isn't ranting and raging about Covid and masks and brainwashing and conspiracy theories. Of course, if I don't want to hear about, I'm the problem.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25787981
#25787981

Sometimes my family tells just me about parties or w/e and I forget to respond. Instead of scolding me as the dumb DH, my DW says "oh well, anyone rude enough to exclude the wife can't expect comfort when there is no response to invitations." Love her!

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25787978
#25787978

All I have ever been good for is sex. Now that is being taken from me. What am I going to do now???

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25787977
#25787977

I just recovered from COVID-19. I want to take all the people who think this is a conspiracy theory or a joke and punch them in the face. It was scary and terrifying and even though I am recovered I still don’t feel like me. This will affect me forever.

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Confessional #25787975
#25787975

I wish I could twerk like Lizzo. Straight woman, but damn that was hot.

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22 ME TOO

Confessional #25787973
#25787973

My mom taught me about the guy with the community dick and I can't thank her enough for that.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25787969
#25787969

I lie all the time because I am drunk often. But when I am sober and alert, no one is around. Know it's my fault.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25787968
#25787968

I hate myself so much

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47 ME TOO


Confessional #25787967
#25787967

Facebook is a curse and I wish I wasn't so addicted to it It makes me feel like shit.

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98 ME TOO

Confessional #25787965
#25787965

Having 3 kids at the age of 20 is very hard and stressful but I love my kids.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25787964
#25787964

I hate when my husband ASKS if he can help me. I'm balancing all this stuff and the kids are crying and screaming. Think I need help? YOU THINK?

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89 ME TOO

Confessional #25787963
#25787963

If Trump wins I’m resigning myself to alcoholism. It runs in my family anyway :(

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59 ME TOO


Confessional #25787962
#25787962

There’s a new dad across the alley. I see him sneaking a cigarette under the deck. I get that.

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Confessional #25787960
#25787960

I'm thinking of quitting a bureaucratic job to something more difficult and fast paced. With my h and child in my life, I don't know if I can do it. They make me so tired, the pathetically easy job I have is my respite from them and my life.

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71 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25787959
#25787959

My SO, a 47 year old man has body dysmorphia and is becoming anorexic. I can not live with this man and his eating disorder. I‘m a chef and he’s killing me with his “did I eat too much today?”, “did I gain weight?” All day everyday. Ffs get help.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25787958
#25787958

I can no longer be apart of this train wreck she's created. Keep making stupid choices and see where life takes you. At 62 years old stuart doing shit this right way, or keep fucking suffering. Im done!

18 LIKES
57 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25787957
#25787957

I wish I could take one of my kids, move out, not have to work a job, and live happily ever after in a cute clean house smelling like delicious home meals.

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41 ME TOO

Confessional #25787956
#25787956

I hate my H so much. How the hell did I get here.

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Confessional #25787954
#25787954

I hate this friggin prick that I married 15 looong years ago.

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Confessional #25787951
#25787951

Had an affair w my exBFF. We’d had a 3some on numerous occasions and she wanted it to end. He and I didn’t. I thought I’d marry him. I thought she was to blame, when actually I was the one who pushed it. Guilty.

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Confessional #25787950
#25787950

My last relationship was a psychological nightmare and even though it was years ago I never healed from it. He reached out to me and I started shaking with anxiety. I was able to tell him that I could never forgive and I will never forget.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25787949
#25787949

Got to see BF yesterday after months apart. It was such a nice fun day. H has to ruin my memory by being an absolute pain today and acting like a brat.

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Confessional #25787948
#25787948

I hate my ex so much. I wish he was dead

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Confessional #25787947
#25787947

I’m so over my marriage. I feel absolutely no emotional attachment to any of the keepsakes or photos from our wedding. This is so far from what I imagined marriage would be like. I would be gone today if I had somewhere to go. Marriage feels like a trap.

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88 ME TOO


Confessional #25787945
#25787945

The perk of having chubby thighs...I can squeeze them together until I have an orgasm. I've never told anyone I can do this.

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25 ME TOO

Confessional #25787944
#25787944

Even if we don't hook up, the fantasies are getting me through the day. I was faithful and loyal and naive for six years. All I got was betrayed. Now I'm gonna have something for me.

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Confessional #25787943
#25787943

3 years of our time being ruled by DD's holding her bowel movements - just take a fucking shit and stop torturing us all!

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26 ME TOO

Confessional #25787941
#25787941

My kid wouldn't know their aunts and uncles if they passed them on the street.

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Confessional #25787940
#25787940

I'm such a loner that when my phone rings it startles me.

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Confessional #25787939
#25787939

Mom hangs up on me whenever she doesn't get her way. So immature.

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Confessional #25787938
#25787938

What have I learned from covid-19/2020 so far is that I married a fucking coward.

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22 ME TOO

Confessional #25787936
#25787936

I had a baby for the wrong reasons.

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31 ME TOO

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