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There's A KFC-Themed Clothing Line -- No, We're Not Kidding

by Jerriann Sullivan
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Some items from the limited edition line have already sold out

If you’re tired of having to explain your love of fried chicken to people, we’ve got the perfect cure: KFC’s new clothing line. The limited edition collection of fried-chicken inspired clothing quickly lets people know what you’re about: delicious food. Drop that drumstick and scroll below to see all of our favorite items.

If snazzy socks are your jam, then you’ll love this pair that screams “bring me the chicken!” Snagged a pair for the fiancé, who brought fried chicken to my house on one of our first dates because he knows how to impress the ladies. There were flowers, too, but who cares when you have chicken and sides.

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If you’re looking for something slightly subtle but not as hidden as socks, then this blue t-shirt covered in drumsticks is just right. If these pictures aren’t making your mouth water, we envy you. You’re probably really great at dieting. That’s okay. We’re great at eating mashed potatoes.

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If saying your actual KFC order is too much of task than you need this shirt. Just point and grunt and those little angels who make the KFC magic happen will surely know what to do. (Please don’t actually do this. It’s rude.) The shirt also lets folks know what you’re made of. “Feel good about the fact that your hand-prepared meal of chicken, potatoes, biscuits, and a cookie rests safely beneath a machine-prepared T-shirt describing that very meal,” the description reads. “The Colonel would have appreciated your transparency.”

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Speaking of that ol’ guy we call The Colonel, show your love and appreciation for the man, the myth, the legend with a giant picture of the dude’s face. Printed on a t-shirt, of course. And if you’re more of a traditionalist there’s the Colonel suit tee. “Now the torso part of your body can look like it’s the world’s number one fried chicken salesman,” the description reads.

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And if jewels are your thing, KFC has got you covered. They’ve got cute pins, which are definitely back in. Trust us, we know some young people, and they confirmed it. You can also sport KFC’s signature mantra around your neck with this gold-plated bar necklace. Talk about sending a message.

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But we saved the best for last. Check out this beautiful golden sweater that’ll keep all your chicken loving parts warm this winter. We recommend pairing it with black leggings to achieve peak #basic status. Plus, you’ll appreciate the extra wiggle room after your zinger and potato wedges.

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According to KFC, the craving-inducing collection will only be around for a bit so hurry up and order your new wardrobe. If clothing based on the best food ever isn’t your thing, don’t worry, KFC has you covered with its home collection that includes this dreamy mashed potatoes print among others.

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