Kitchenware For Moms Who Are All Out Of F*cks

Kitchenware For Moms Who Are All Out Of F*cks

Image via Amazon

This kitchenware is for moms who don’t even CARE anymore

What’s the best way to demonstrate that you have exactly zero fucks left to give? Why, beautiful, expletive-filled kitchenware of course. There’s literally an entire collection of very cute home items that proudly channel all of your frustration, irritation, and overall ambivalence. Ever eaten off a plate with the F-word on it? Now’s your chance.

“I Fucking Hate Cooking” Plate

Image via Amazon

Some people find cooking fun. That’s totally great. Good for them. Other people hate cooking with all their souls and do it through (extremely) gritted teeth. This plate was made just for them. It gets straight to the point and is made from super durable stoneware clay. Win-win.

“I’m Not Bossy” Oven Mitt

Image via Amazon

You know, just a cool, breezy, casual reminder of who’s actually in charge.

“Fuck It Let’s Order Take Out” Dish Towel

Image via Amazon

Some days you just need to put on your sweats, turn on the most mindless TV show possible, and call in a giant order of take out. This dish towel knows exactly what’s up.

“Fresh Out Of Fucks” Mug

Image via Amazon

This is a very cute way of telling everyone to please leave you alone in the morning. Also, it comes with really pretty flowers.

“Eff You See Cay” Mug

Image via Amazon

You know, just in case people didn’t quite get the message.

“Don’t Fuck Up Mom’s Table” Coasters

Image via Amazon

Just use a coaster. Please. It’s really not that hard to remember.

“Drunk 1, Drunk 2, Drunk 3” Wine Tumblers

Image via Amazon

Some nights are for G-rated family activities. Other nights are for getting very, very drunk with your best friends. These tumblers are adorable enough to make up for however wine messy you get.

“My Favorite Salad is Wine” Oven Mitt

Image via Amazon

No truer words have ever been spoken. Pass the red.

“Don’t Fuck Up The Table” Coasters

Image via Amazon

They added the “please” to tone down the overall aggression. But the message definitely still stands.

“Cheers Bitches” Hand Towel

Image via Amazon

Because sometimes you need a gold, glittery hand towel to make things a little bit brighter after a very long day.

Kitchenware For Moms Who Are All Out Of F*cks

Here’s to having zero fucks left to give and tons of cute kitchenware that does the talking for you.

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program and may earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.