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15 Things For People Who Hate Wearing Real Pants

by Team Scary Mommy
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Home is where the pants aren’t.

It doesn’t matter whether you work full-time, or are a stay-home mom, what unites us is that we are all full-time parents… who prefer not having to wear real pants.

And we mean anything with a button. We need stretchy goodness that lets our post-baby bellies breathe.

So here are some of our top recommendations for anyone who prefers being pantsless:

“No Pants Are The Best” Tee

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This “No Pants Are The Best” tee really says what we’re all thinking.

“No Pants Are the Best” Onesie

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There’s even a “No Pants Are the Best” onesie for the little people in your life who understand the struggle.

Relaxed Fit Yoga Sweats

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These relaxed fit yoga sweats are a super comfy hybrid that comes in sizes petite through XXL, and they’re on sale for $12. (Originally $15.96.)

“Messy Bun” Mug

A “Messy Bun” mug is a great gift for anyone who understands #momlife.

Yoga Pants

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These yoga pants are the version we all know and love. And they’re on sale for $11.50. (Originally $15.96.)

“I Hate Everyone” Tee

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This “I Hate Everyone” tee is for anyone who really gets it. Stay woke.

“I Drink Wine” Print

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An “I Drink Wine” print is a great gift for people who appreciate stress relief and humor.

Women’s Boy Shorts

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These women’s boy shorts are almost pants. Kind of. Let’s not get caught up in semantics here.

“If It Requires” Mug

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This “If It Requires” mug really sums up how I feel about weeknights, weekends, and any time I can be braless and pantsless, I guess.

“Proud Supporter” Tee

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A “Proud Supporter” tee will explain your messy hair and sweats at the school drop-off, so that you don’t have to.

Sweatpants

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And yes, some of us prefer sweatpants. And these are only $7, so what’s not to love, really?

Maxi Dress

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A maxi dress is a great investment for spring and summer when you’ll want to be pantsless as much as possible. And it’s on sale for $35.17. (Originally $43.96.)

Plus-Size Maxi Skirt

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This plus-size maxi skirt is another comfy, pants-free option. And it’s on sale for $22.82. (Originally $37.99.)

“I Hate Socializing” Tee

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An “I Hate Socializing” tee is a great gift for the introverts in your life who love being alone and pantsless.

Leggings

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And we could never forget leggings, which are truly a girl’s best friend. These packs of 2 are $22.00.

No matter what your pants-free style, we’re confident that you’ll find something you’ll love on this list. And don’t forget to share it with your friends. Together, we will lead the revolt against pants. #RealPantsSuck.

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