Team Scary Mommy

Holiday Gift Guide For Your Art-Loving Child

From pastels to pottery, these choices will make your holiday more creative.

Cutie pie?

230+ Adorable Nicknames For Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Swoon

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

Tough Milestones

120 Death Anniversary Quotes & Other Words Of Comfort

When you don’t know what to say, try one of these.

parental hilarity

145+ Funny Mom Jokes Because She's Way Funnier Than Dad (Just Don't Tell Him That)


These Funny Comebacks And Insults Are What Our Minds Are Really Made Of

Sassiness overload.

Real Talk

The Truth Behind That Watery Discharge That Feels Like You Peed Yourself

Hey, it happens.

Sexy Or Sadistic?

Yes, Orgasm Denial Is A Thing People Do — & You Might Want To Try, Too

It's not just for kinks.

Total Buzzkill

Why You’re Getting Cramps After Masturbation

It’s more common than you might think, say doctors.

The Bottom Line

Sex While Constipated: Potential Form Of Relief, Or Disaster In The Making?

Sh*t just got real.

Put On Your Thinking Cap

155 Random Trivia Questions & Answers For A Challenging Game Night At Home

A battle of the brains.

Eye Spy

Is There A Color Blind Test For Kids?

Yes! Everything to know, according to a pediatric ophthalmologist.

Head scratchers

100+ Hard Riddles That Will Make You Think Twice

These will really get your brain juices flowing.

Ooh La La

90+ Funny Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh As You Say Them

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Sick burn

100+ Yo Mama Jokes That Will Roll Your Eyes For You

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said, “concentrate.”

you look gouda

150+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Will Make You LOL

Mozzarella shticks anyone?

Alt fun

75+ Dark Jokes If You Have A Sick-Yet-Silly Mind

Enter the abyss...of laughs!

Hubba Hubba

100+ Best Pick Up Lines That Never Get Old

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Lime yours

120 Scrumptious Food Puns That'll Have You Working Up An Appetite

This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.


Your, Ahem, Hand-y Guide To Safe Pregnancy Masturbation

Hello, horniness, my old friend.

Ooh La La

155+ Pick Up Lines For Girls To Get Bae Laughing

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.