The Satisfier Pro Will Definitely Blow Your Mind (Trust Me)

The Satisfier Pro Will Blow Your Mind (Trust Me)

January 18, 2019 Updated January 28, 2021

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So, I’ve heard about this new clit stick: the Satisfier Pro 2 Next Generation. It simulates oral sex and probably got its name because you feel like you are in another land in exactly 2 minutes and it’s fucking glorious. I realize I could have gently lulled you in, piqued your curiosity, teased you a bit, then let you know how life-changing this new taco-tickler is, but why waste your time? Touchless air suction sex toys like this have been getting a lot of attention lately (it’s even a big chunk of Amazon‘s best belling vibrators), and even the experts agree that the effect it has is just different — in the BEST way. So grab that lube, your favorite Literotica novel, and get ready to have your mind blown ladies.

“These sex toys give really focused stimulation to the clitoris, and this is a really efficient (and pleasurable!) way to achieve orgasm,” says Carol Queen, a Good Vibrations Sexologist. “In our goodvibes.com product reviews, lots of users talk about how much easier it is to come using these toys (and sometimes also that their orgasm is much faster and/or stronger).”

Queen also adds, “Some users who have found their sensitivity changing due to menopause find these toys especially good.”  So, basically what we’re both saying is that you need an air sucking sex toy in your life, and I love the Satisfier Pro. And because I’m a fan of helping my friends who have a clitoris out, I wanted you to know as soon as fucking possible that this is a must-have, and I’m gonna tell you why.

Hold off on trying those new sex positions with your partner, because this will be way more fun. Ahead you’ll find my full review of the Satisfier Pro, and if you read a little further, you’ll see some awesome alternatives and similar vibrators too!

Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator

The famous best seller more than a 4.3 rated product with over 27,000 reviews. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator is the top rated vibrator on Amazon and features 11 different pleasure settings. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, and “whisper quiet” so you can be extra discreet if need be.

$29.95 AT AMAZON



First, can we talk about the suction this fucker has? It’s a vacuum for your vag and this is one Hoover you are going want to handle every damn day. And if you are really aching to know if it simulates oral sex, YES, YES, YES it fucking does. And I mean that in the When Harry Met Sally sense of the word.

Oh, and P.S.: don’t forget to use the silky silicone on your nips, too. Come to think of it, I need another one because I like to multitask. One for my boobs, one for my pearl and I’m set. (It can even be considered as a gift for your boyfriend if he’s into trying new things, so why don’t we just get three.)

Second, while reading the directions on how to give my tumbleweed a tangle, it says once you have turned the toy on, free your clitoris from your precious labia, and place the oval head where you know it’s going to make you tingle in all the right places, then you won’t need to move the toy again.

Like, at all.

Well, I’m here to tell you (3 orgasms later), that’s exactly right. We are talking multiple orgasms, people. Without moving your body, you will climax your way into feeling invincible. In fact, I cleaned the bathrooms and painted my ceilings after my first go-round with this pussy pleaser.

But please note: the directions also warn to start on lowest volume and I advise you to listen to that unless your goal is to have your vittles extra tender. I was a bit anxious and went for it, but quickly changed my mind to enjoy the pre-orgasm phase which I find exhilarating.

It won’t be long though, and you will want to ramp her up to one of her other 11 levels.

I know, 11.

I find it’s nice to speed up for a spell, ramp back down for a sec, then accelerate again until you don’t want to let up on the gas because you are so damn primed to get yours. It’s mind-blowing.

Lastly, I’ll tell you this — this is the only toy you need in your tickle trunk. I have exactly 28 maybe 5 toys for my love button and this one will frost your cake like no other.

It’s relatively small, is the perfect shade of blush (it’s the little things, folks), multiple orgasms happen (it’s also the big things), and people with a vagina who have had trouble orgasming swear by it.

Thought I would never have another orgasm in my life because I take medication that prevents me from it. I had used the best corded Wand ‘Massager’ on the market and it got to where it did nothing but make me numb and the head got very hot. So, this was my last hope. It has been 2 and 1/2 years without being able to have an orgasm. I was nervous that all the reviews would not help in my case. I WAS WRONG !!! — Amazon Review

Ok. Real talk. I NEVER write reviews. But it was reviews I read that led me to purchase this mystical device and now I feel like I have to share to encourage others. I have always had an incredibly difficult time reaching completion. Sometimes it can take my hours with high tech vibes and even then no guarantees. In top of what is already a difficult thing for me I’m also on some meds that kill sex drive. Fast forward to this device: I swear to all that is holy I finished two, TWO, back to back O’s in under 20 minutes. Which for me is a GD miracle. I cried and then decided to write this review. — Amazon Review

One of the best parts is it’s under $50. I have vibes that cost over $250 and this one blows (or sucks?) them all outta the park.

What are you waiting for? If you are a person with a clit, this is a legit toy for you.

Other Top Rated Air Suction Vibrators

Looking for more options that do the same trick? Check out these best selling air sucking sex toys! From the famously (and hilariously) reviewed Tracy’s Dog Pro, to the Womanizer vibrators. There’s no doubt that you’ll find something to help you to the finish line.

Tracy's Dog Pro 2 Clitoral Sucking Vibrator

This unique vibrator uses orgasmic suction to simulate a sucking sensation, encircling your clitoris and targeting it for intense stimulation. It’s made of high-quality silicone, and is rechargeable and waterproof (e.g., bathtub or shower-friendly). It has 10 different vibration modes that you can use for 60 minutes on one charge. Sound intense? You have no idea. Read about this woman’s amazing Amazon review — which takes you on quite a journey involving fainting goats and souls leaving bodies — that we’d nominate for a Pulitzer if we could.

Another review highlight includes this happy customer, who said “I’d rate this a 10 out of 10. And yeah, add a few zeros to that while you’re at it. Is it worth the price? It’s worth every penny. It’s worth hundreds. Heck, it’s worth a second mortgage on my house. And for the love of banana pancakes, ladies heed the warnings of the brave pioneers that *came* before you… stretch like your life depends on it before embarking on this mission. Icy Hot and Motrin for those that don’t listen.”

$50 AT AMAZON

BOMBEX Clitoral Sucking Vibrator

Whether you prefer something gentle, wild, or a happy in-between, this BOMBEX Clitoral Sucking Vibrator has a mode for you (10 different ones to be exact). It uses cycle air flow technology (no-contact stimulation of the clitoris) designed to simulate oral pleasure. It’s USB rechargeable and a mini size so you can carry it with you.

“Wow, sit back and relax and enjoy the ride this toy gives you.,” said one Amazon reviewer. “I just got this toy yesterday and I have FALLEN IN LOVE,” said another review. They continued, “The clitoral vibrator made me have rolling orgasims fo the first time in my life! Let me tell ya that takes a lot. Probably one of the most pleasurable experiences of my life.”

$32 AT AMAZON

Womanizer Duo Stimulator

The Womanizer Duo Stimulator has two separate motors to give you double the stimulation. The vibrator has 12 different vibration levels, 10 vibration modes, and features an external PleasureAir technology and internal G-spot stroker. It comes in four different colors on Good Vibrations (black, merlot, raspberry, and blueberry). Oh — and it’s waterproof too!

One satisfied customer said, “It’s no secret that these toys make noise, especially when not in contact with your body, but that fact that it stops running when not touching your clitoris? Awesome! Helps cut the noise level greatly cause it isn’t just chugging away into the air before you can turn it off.”

$219 AT GOOD VIBRATIONS



Lelo Sona Cruise

The Lelo Sona Cruise is small, compact, and kind of adorable to look at. But don’t get me wrong, this thing is powerful! It has a “Cruise Control” feature that will keep the party going even when you can’t. Along with that, it has eight settings, is made of silicone material, and is USB-rechargeable.

“No wonder it’s a best-seller. I can’t get enough of it,” said one happy customer.

Another satisfied reviewer said, “I am a 30 YO female. I dont consider myself to have a very high libido. I have also been on an SSRI for 15 years. I bought this and it has changed my life. I have had more orgasms in the last 3 months than my entire life. Able to have multiple orgasms too. It is the most insane best product I have ever purchased. I would pay any price for it.”

$99 AT ELLA PARADIS

Womanizer Pro 40 Clitoral Vibrator

The Womanizer Pro 40 Clitoral Vibrator has eight different levels of stimulation for your preferred intensity. It also comes in four different colors including magenta (pictured), black, red, and white.

With over 2,000 reviews on Amazon, it’s definitely a hit. ” I actually PREFER the Womanizer Pro40 over my magic wand. My womanizer not only gets me off faster than the magic wand but it also doesn’t numb me out (aka overstimulate the nerves) so the toy can be used for foreplay..or during.. or even after sex and its waterproof so you can bring it in the bath. It’s not a silent toy, but it’s definitely quieter than my magic wand.. so I’m happy!” said one reviewer. “The sensation feels what I can only describe as a blow job for the clitoris.”

$99.00 AT AMAZON

Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some vacuuming to do.

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