You wish you could throw as much shade as this bird
Sometimes the stars align and everything’s right in the universe. Sure, we’re the laughing stock of the world and people are too scared to go on vacation, but luckily someone invented memes so we can smile through the pain of it all. Brace yourself though; because the meme of all memes is floating around and it is funny as duck.
No, that’s not autocorrect, it’s an actual duck. According to Buzzfeed, the earliest use of said duck was on a Russian social media site with a translated caption saying, “Beware. This muscovy duck is trying to seduce you.” I have no idea what this actually means but when my editor sent the link to me with the subject “Dead,” I obviously stopped playing with my children to check it out.
Oh, who am I kidding, I wasn’t playing with my children anyway.
For what it’s worth, it didn’t ducking disappoint. It seems Twitter cannot get enough of itself with this little nugget, either.
guy: I'm 6'4", homeless, I don't have a car, I'm unemployed, and I've been arrested 6 times
me: ….did you say..6'4"? pic.twitter.com/1gOCO37yNv
— ashley (@ashleyms030) April 27, 2017
When your girlfriend just let you keep on lying cuz she already got the receipts on you pic.twitter.com/qNNFPsMYBJ
— X (@XLNB) April 25, 2017
This duck looks like she is in on every last family secret you’ve been dying to know all of your life. She knows all of the gossip you don’t (yes, obviously it’s a she). She throws shade like a boss and is not going to take your shit. Every woman has given this look at some point in her life. Hell, she is every woman and she gives zero ducks what you think (yes, we are going to keep making duck puns, and no, we don’t plan on stopping anytime soon).
When you grab the McDonalds and eat a little bit out of everybody's fries then take the one you didn't touch pic.twitter.com/vHcXPQv3KW
— X (@XLNB) April 25, 2017
Why does this bird look like she has the tea on EVERYBODY I'm crying pic.twitter.com/mmhSUjhmzp
— tiredt (@whomstami) April 25, 2017
new fave bird pic pic.twitter.com/x4ohc9JLMf
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) April 23, 2017
— PoisonIvy (@Poison_Ivyi) April 24, 2017
jesus christ this bird kno my browser history pic.twitter.com/qIG16IIyxz
— g (@thugtear) April 24, 2017
This is how you look at your friend who tells you (for the tenth time) that she will be starting a vegan/sugar free/carb free/joy free diet on Monday. I just gave my husband this very look tonight, in fact, right after he changed the song I was listening to.
Me-Hey, what are you doing, I love that song.
Him-It’s on our sex playlist. It’s weird playing it in front of the kids.
Me-Bless your heart. We never get to that song, anyway.
We are shocked no one has come up with a hashtag for this gem yet. This is comedy gold, people!
How you and your friend look at each other when someone is lying pic.twitter.com/coo11NJkwF
— Giuliana (@Princessofwifi) April 26, 2017
— Nuni Toaster (@nunitoaster) April 28, 2017
If anyone needs us today, we’ll just be over here thinking of a hundred more captions for this hysterical meme. Yes, we know it’s Saturday and no, nothing is more important than this.