Before I had kids, I would spend hours in Sephora browsing the aisles, trying on weird makeup, and generally wasting boatloads of money on frivolous beauty products. Add a couple of kids to the mix, with their time-consuming activities and expensive 529 plans, and I no longer have the time or money to waste on weird and wonderful beauty splurges. These days my shopping largely consists of Amazon Prime, and if something costs more than $20, it better be freaking magical.
Because we know we’re not the only ones who love weird and fun beauty products, but also don’t want to spend a fortune checking them out, we’ve got some surprises for you:
This one definitely wins the weird award. We tried it out, and we’re still not entirely sure what it is. From what we can tell, this is a jelly-like sheet in the shape of giant lips that you are supposed to put on your lips. Sure! Why not?!
At $35, this is a splurge for sure, but worth every penny in our book.
The options with this are endless, and it screams Rainbow Brite (remember her?). There’s no way we could master the multicolored eyeliner tricks with this, but it might be fun to try a few different colors at the same time.
Given that sleep deprivation seems to be a permanent condition for the foreseeable future, it’s time to take those dark circles under my eyes seriously. Enter: this cute as hell under-eye cream. It’s so adorable, you could even keep it in your purse or on the kitchen counter instead of tucked away in the bathroom drawer.
This lipstick is about the prettiest thing ever. I’m not sure if it actually changes color with temperature, but it goes on really smooth like a gloss but tints your lips with just enough color that miraculously matches your skin tone.
Face rollers are all the rage, but an ice roller? Yes, please! This one shrinks pores, reduces puffiness, and prevents wrinkles. Not to mention it’s a nice little face massage.
Boob sweat is a thing. And it is a BAD thing. Rub some of this handy little tube of lotion and stay cool and dry.
Admit it, your feet are can kind look like a mess sometimes. Especially if it’s been a while since you’ve treated yourself to a pedicure. Why not slap on some exfoliating socks while you binge your latest show?
Face masks are super in right now, but why do an ordinary sheet mask when you can do a face mask that actually effervesces on your skin?!
Go ahead and surprise your lover with a splash of color to spice things up in the bedroom. After all, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Then again, any day seems like a good day for red hot pubes.
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