25-year-old: Dude, I can’t eat those spicy wings. I’ll have serious garlic breath, and I’m going out tonight.
45-year-old: Dude, I can’t eat those spicy wings. They’ll really fire up my reflux.
25: So, did you hook up with that hot chick?
45: So, did you get the 30-year-fixed-rate jumbo loan?
25: Did he take you somewhere romantic for dinner?
45: Did you eat at the dinner table instead of the coffee table?
25: My roommate is such a slob. She leaves her clothes everywhere.
45: Honey, where are my pants?
25: I’m so tired. I didn’t go to bed until 4 a.m.
45: I’m so tired. I woke up at 4 a.m. and couldn’t get back to sleep.
25: I can’t believe they make me put 6 percent of my income into a stupid 401k. I won’t need it for, like, a hundred years.
45: I can’t believe I only contributed 6 percent of my income all these years. What was I thinking? We’ll never survive on this.
25: My boss is so lame.
45: My boss is so young.