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Latest from the Confessional

  • We're expecting LO#2 after a year of trying. I'm not as excited as I lead people to believe.
  • I never really understood the "Go The Fuck To Sleep" book until I had my 2nd child. My first was such a good sleeper. I'm getting it in spades now - I wish this child would just go the fuck to sleep! And stay asleep!
  • Went to grab my DS3 this morning to put him in his carseat, grabbed him too quickly and instead pushed him over. He told me he didn't like me anymore :-/
  • Dd2 and I are taking a bath. I've farted in the water twice. I guess I make a better effort to stop her frm drinking the h20
  • It makes me irrationally happy when my DS3 says please and thank you. I hate it when kids don't have those basic manners.
  • After second maternity leave, feels so good to be back at work. Problem is, I can't stop flirting with the woman in our accounts. I don't know why. I'm madly in love with my husband!
  • I've had an eating disorder for 11 years (I'm 30). I have no idea what it feels like to be hungry or full. I either binge/purge or starve. I fear I will never be normal.
  • I'm in between "fuck yea mother fucker!" And "omg what am I going to do?" About my son starting preschool this September :)
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