I'm afraid of being judged by everyone, including my midwife, for accidentally getting pregnant 9 months after my last c-section.
Two hours past bedtime and Dd18 mo is crumbling a pop tart into the carpet and I just don't fucking care right now! The two minutes of silence is worth it!
I've kept multiple positive pregnancy tests from both pregnancies. I have to hide them from DH because he'd be so grossed out if he knew!
I kind of take it as a compliment when he cums quickly.
My friend told me she was going to go to the "church of the holy rosemary" with her MIL, when she insisted that it was rosemary and not rosary I laughed so hard my tampon popped out-funny but so gross I can't tell anyone
I found out that I'm pregnant a month ago.. still haven't gone to the doctor. I have no insurance. No job. No money. No car. What am I going to do.