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  • My neighbor's son is a cute little thing. He's 2. But he screams like a little maniac all day everyday. I leave the house for a few hours, come back and he's still screaming. I just wish he'd shut the fuck up. And move.
  • My baby is 11 months I'm scared to stop BFing my tits will be empty bags of stretched skin after I'm done So gross seriously thinking of pumping forever so it doesn't happen :( why wasn't this shit in the baby books
  • I hate every. single. thing. about being pregnant so much. I find no joy in this and I just want it to be over. Never again.
  • I don't need a husband. I just somebody to lift heavy shit sometimes.
  • I don't want to be the bad guy so I try to make my DH mad so maybe he will ask for a divorce.
  • I often wonder what other people's relationship is really like when no ones looking and if DH and I are as weird as I think we are.
  • I caught myself ring checking my obgyn last week because he's attractive and the only man to touch me in the last 9 months.
  • OMG My husband and I weight the same!!! Fuck! He's no Slim Jim, this baby needs to get out NOW!
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