People magazine crowns Blake Shelton king of heartthrob and Twitter has so many questions
This week People magazine dubbed Blake Shelton, country singer and star of NBC’s “The Voice,” as the “Sexiest Man Alive.” Naturally, Twitter had feelings about this. The result was a collective virtual head-scratching that is pure comedic gold.
Many people were shocked at the nomination, including Shelton himself who humbly accepted and even joked that he couldn’t “wait to shove this up his former co-star, Adam Levine’s ass.” He also told the publication, “”Y’all must be running out of people. Like, wow, we’re down to somebody who is somewhat symmetrical.”
The Twitter-verse had a friggin’ ball with this news and did what Twitter does best, turned a trending topic into a thread of hilarity.
Blake Shelton is, at best, the sexiest divorced dad at this barbecue
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 15, 2017
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” There comes a time when one can no longer stand by quietly as our society chooses a dangerously unqualified man. So today, I break my silence to ask… Blake Shelton? Really?
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 16, 2017
Trump is President. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive. Snooki better start planning her Nobel Prize speech.
— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) November 15, 2017
even a straight man can see there's no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he's even the sexiest man named blake shelton.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017
Many were legit worried that maybe many hot men died.
Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive? My condolences, I didn't realize so many men had passed away last night. #BlakeShelton
— Nolan Ross (@Nrossbsb1) November 16, 2017
Sexiest man alive: last man on earth edition. #BlakeShelton
— Lawyer Thoughts (@lawyerthoughts) November 15, 2017
#BlakeShelton You know the apocalypse is upon us when Blake Shelton of all people is named sexiest man alive. In what alternative Universe is this possible. Did 80% of all men suddenly die?
— albacri12 (@texastrilogy12) November 15, 2017
Many asked where Jason Momoa is? Which, SAME.
— WitchyKilljoy (@JJovana) November 15, 2017
Many asked where Idris Elba is? Also, SAME.
— Kasia Januszewski (@KasiaLarysa) November 16, 2017
No shade. But I'm honestly and truly still sitting here flabbergasted that #BlakeShelton is people's sexiest man this yr. In a world where Jason Mamoa, Godfrey Gao, Idris Elba, Oscar Isaac, and Jeff Goldblum exist. Like… pic.twitter.com/nnQybGFjx6
— Sarah G. (@SarahGee55) November 15, 2017
— bonnie smith (@BonBonfaboo) November 15, 2017
Others likened it to ordering shit online that never arrives how it looks in the picture.
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) November 15, 2017
— Rhaegar Targaryen (@RhaegarTheKing) November 15, 2017
Whether you think Blake Shelton is the hella hot, or hella NOT, we all know sexy is about so much more. More than could ever be captured in a magazine photo. Having a sense of humor about it all might be the sexiest characteristic Shelton has — which is hands down, universally hot.