The Only Way You’ll Ever Cut Grapes In Half Again

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What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.


Jaclyn Murphy 7 months ago

Yup he is a genius. Keep that man!

driving 5 hour class 9 months ago

But I vaguely recalled sailing on a ship from Kagoshima to Okinawa
in 1980, more than thirty years ago. What I think is, yes, there is a big possibility that this tragic event
happens for a reason or just a test of faith.

But then it must be said, we are totally unaware of what the Bajoran stance on death and reincarnation is, it may be that there is a Bajoran form of karma
(based no doubt on the person’s “pagh”) which
could lead to you being born into a better family and so a better caste.

Melanie Patton 11 months ago

Well, oh muh goodness! So easy! How could we have missed it?!

Kathleen Christensen 11 months ago

Couldn’t get the instructions to open so how? I use a knife

Seetah Ferrera Weiler 11 months ago

Wow this is amazing!! I definitely will try it!

Kenna Pope 11 months ago

Zip Slicer by Progressive! Google it! :)

Krystle Marie Tomasino 11 months ago

Lol good to.know!

Laura Felix 11 months ago

I will alway cut my child’s grapes , tom, and hot dogs until he is 18. It does help to prevent chocking to death it allows air to push the lodged food out of the wind pipe! With out it being cut it’s like a plug.

    Laura Felix 11 months ago

    Nope 18 years but it was a joke;)

Alanna Gillon 11 months ago

Fanny my halving grapes obsession just got a lot easier!!!!

Deirdre Roddy 11 months ago

Dude!!! Amazeballs!

Kiersty Sinclair-Davies 11 months ago

That is life changing

Catherine McCaughey 11 months ago

Is the answer … don’t ?

Jennifer Koeneker 11 months ago


Cristi Cuadrado 11 months ago

That’s awesome! Totally gonna try that!

Nicole Taylor 11 months ago

I don’t think I ever considered cutting them. I used to bite them in half and give smallest portion to my daughter when we ate them. She’s 5 now and tries to do this to me by handing me soggy squished grape halves lol.

    Jasmine Cruz 11 months ago

    That’s adorable! =)

    Nicole Taylor 11 months ago

    Indeed. At least they practice the skill of sharing.

Christi Monson 11 months ago

I know it’s crazy, but I just put the damn things in those net bags until my daughter was able to biter them herself, and I gave her the whole grapes. I remember eating whole grapes my entire life as a kid and never choked.

Ricki Weinman Dworkin 11 months ago

Agreed with other posters. Doesn’t necessarily work with grapes or grape tomatoes. Even with a sharp knife.

Shari Courtney 11 months ago

This works!!

Christy Niles 11 months ago

I have done this with grape tomatoes for years

Kelly Caflisch-Arnoldussen 11 months ago

Umm yeah, did not work so hot for me. Just made a mess. :(

Sarah Hogan 11 months ago

Seriously…. :-

Candace Wells 11 months ago

Gasp. Mind=Blown

Rennie Clausen-Soir 11 months ago

So simple yet so genius.

Elizabeth Topper Golub 11 months ago

OMG genius!

Melissa Zimmerman 11 months ago

This is great!! Never knew this

Jennifer Cintron 11 months ago

I missed this the first time around…brilliant!!

Jaime Sullens 11 months ago

I agree my kids just get them thrown on one side of the plate but I remember watching this lol

Nikki Allen Jackson 11 months ago

It rarely works

Andrea Peña 11 months ago

My son choked once with a grape and it was the scariest moment in my life. Since then, I always cut grapes

Monica Coralluzzo Roman 11 months ago

I’ve done this with black olives too when chopping them for taco toppings.. much easier for me to chop when they’re already in half

Rachel Cole 11 months ago

I have tried this several times and always fail miserably.

Crystal Davis-Conerly 11 months ago

Cherry tomatoes. I’m allergic and the juice always makes my hands itchy.

Jennifer Cagle 11 months ago

Ppl cut grapes? I have an almost 3yo who I’ve never cut grapes for, as goes for my 10yo.

Mary E. Farrand 11 months ago

Put them in the microwave cut in half and watch the fireworks!

Jennifer Callahan Phinney 11 months ago

Friggin genius.

Brittani Medina 11 months ago

I skin them and cut them in 4

Magdalene Zapp 11 months ago

❤ it when men get in the kitchen.

Nicola Parmar 11 months ago

Hahaha does this actually work..

Saahi Katari 11 months ago

This technique was shared to save children (and parents) from mess, discomfort and choking. The grape is still in the same length, and DOES NOT terminate the chances for choking.

Raylene Hansen 11 months ago

It’s all about the cherry tomatoes for me! Much easier to eat them cut in half than trying to spear one with your fork, and smacking the person across the table in the head with it.

Lucy Batista 11 months ago

Holy shit that’s genius.

Barbara Peek 11 months ago


Nancy Burtchell 11 months ago

You cut them for babies and toddlers…kidless people!

    Ginny Beanie Fowler 11 months ago

    I never cut grapes or hot dogs and never had a choking issue either

Karen Irene 11 months ago

Decisions decisions

Lisa Lambden 11 months ago

Wow!!! :). X

Rebecca Daniels 11 months ago

Omg Nwanne that would save me so much time lol

Melissa Moore Wilson 11 months ago

And cherry tomatoes too!

Inga Collins 11 months ago

This guy for president!

Felicia P McNiff 11 months ago


Samantha Smlth 11 months ago

OMG! Why am I just now learning of this LOL…THANK YOU

Jennifer Kennedy-Ozley 11 months ago

How did I not think of this? Genius?

Britni Henry 11 months ago

I’ve always peeled my grapes …. for ALL 3 of my kiddos. Crazy, I know! This year we a little boy at a local elementary school choked on a grape during lunch and died 3 days later because of it. No matter how you cut your grapes, just cut them please! They’ve always scared the crap out of me.

Angela Heid 11 months ago

Wow. Impressive. But I prefer my grapes in liquid form.

Monica Jo Ptacek 11 months ago

If it requires tedious work to cut it so they don’t choke, then they don’t get it until they’re old enough not to choke. Just can’t handle it!

Rebecca Ricci Simon 11 months ago

It changed my grape (and olive and cherry tomato) cutting forever!!!

Lissette Trewern 11 months ago

Who knew?

Shane Jackson 11 months ago

I just made a mess….and had 2 plates to wash

Desiree Marie Roberts 11 months ago

When you have toddlers and grapes are the perfect size to get stuck in a wind pipe you tend to care a lot about cutting lots of them in half at once lol

Caroline Rooney 11 months ago

You cut them in half to stop little ones from choking. Whole ones can get stuck.

Tracy Pierceall 11 months ago

I love life hacks. Very clever!!

Elle Wright 11 months ago

The video won’t play on my phone, what does he do?!

Kay Marie 11 months ago

Why cut grapes in half.


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