So, Explaining My Thong To My Kid Didn’t Go Well

So, Explaining My Thong To My Kid Didn’t Go Well

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Nothing but full underwear really makes any sense to my kid. Why someone would willingly have half a cheek hanging out is a bit confusing, I will admit. The fact that my one bright red thong at the bottom of my drawer is the one the kids decide to play with is also a mystery. The good news is that there is no mystery about the breakfast my kids eat. Eggo waffles are now made with no artificial flavors. So grab a thong flag and wave it loud and proud.