I ran into an acquaintance at school the other day. Barely slowing down our respective paces in the hallway, she quickly noted, “the book’s coming out soon — excited!?”
“Yes!” I’m sure she expected to hear. “I’m super excited,” as we each made our way towards the parking lot. Of course I would be excited about my upcoming book release. What else would I possibly be feeling? It was the equivalent of asking “how are you” and anticipating a “fine” in response. Practically obligatory.
Unfortunately for this acquaintance, I’m a bit of an over-sharer. And also, a bit of a mess.
“Excited? Um, I wouldn’t say that’s the word, exactly” I began, dropping my bag onto the ground.
“Actually,” I sighed, I’m totally freaking out.”
“I mean, what if the book doesn’t sell? I put so much of myself into it, what if people don’t relate? What if nobody wants to help spread the word? What if the critics tear it apart? What if my publisher is disappointed with the sales? What if I make a fool of myself when I’m promoting it? What if I get stage fright at a reading?”
I took a breath.
“I know, I know, it’s great to just have written a book and I should just appreciate that and enjoy the ride. Who cares if it doesn’t do well? I’ll survive, right? I know. But I can’t enjoy it. I don’t know why I can’t, but I can’t.”
I sighed and leaned against the wall for support.
“I am excited, I guess, but there are just so many other emotions, too. I’m just not used to this kind of pressure, you know? I’m not normally accountable like this and I don’t think it’s good for me. It’s scary. I mean—”
“Ah! Hold on a sec,” the acquaintance interrupted me as she fumbled for her completely silent phone.
“I think I heard this ring and it must be important. Oh, it is. Very important. Good luck!”
She bolted off without looking back, whispering to an imaginary friend about an imaginary emergency that took her away from a very real crazy person. I haven’t seen her since and I’m pretty sure she switched pre-schools just to avoid another potential run-in with me. Can’t say I blame her at all.
The moral of the story is: Don’t ask how I’m feeling about the book unless you really want to know the answer. And, you don’t. Trust me.
My mom, who is as anti-medication as one can possibly get, has begun practically ramming Xanax down my throat.
My agent gets frequent frantic 3AM e-mails from me as I lie awake at night, my mind racing with things which would never dawn on me at normal hours.
My husband is about ready to move into the unfinished, mouse-infested, pipe-exposed basement for the next three months just to not have to interact with me.
My friends have suddenly gone missing.
So, I’m turning to you, my dear readers. For my sanity, for my fingernails, for my marriage — hell, FOR THE CHILDREN — won’t you buy a book? (here) If you already have, or if you really want to make my day, will you consider sharing it with your friends?
I’m not too cool to admit that I am stalking the pre-sale numbers somewhat obsessively. Alright, completely obsessively. Basically, each book purchase is like a tiny sanity pill for me to pop. That makes the ten dollar purchase practically a medical deduction for you, and ensures a less crazy Jill for the three months to come.
I think it’s best for all of us. I’m much better at scary than crazy.
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Haha, I plan on going to purchase a Sanity Pill. I mean your book. Good luck, I’m sure it’s going to be awesomely successful!
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Oh, I hope. Thank you!!!
I can see no reason why your book wouldn’t do well! And I’m an expert*.
But totally get how you would feel so anxious about it. I freak out and start sweating when I have to talk to a cashier about not wanting a credit card for their store, so, you know…
Wishing you the very best of luck with pre-sales and beyond!
*in my own domain – which I am master of.
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I am choosing to ignore the last part of that comment. You ARE an expert, dammit.
*breath* you will be aWeSome!
btw, totally loved this scene, I do that to my acquaintances all the time. My philosophy is they opened the conversation…they must deal with the too much information that is about to come their way!! fake cell phone call…Ha what a whimp!
Seriously. She could have at least feigned a heart attack or something.
well, at least you have an excuse! I over share every day at pick up- to everyone! teachers, other moms, and postal workers all get the full details of my life. And I don’t have a book coming out.
Well, I happen to have a book coming out, but I always do overshare.
It’s going to be a best seller, I know it. And I’ll tell my friends. Even though I liked you as my secret. :)
No! No secrets here!
It’s too early to stalk the pre-sale numbers. I’m not gonna bother to tell you to relax (like that’s gonna happen). Drink some wine. Sneak a zanax. Savor this time like a newborn with colic.
I vote the book is going to do GREAT and will be the Mother’s Day gift to get & give. (And I’ve read it, so I am allowed to talk.) I loved it. And I’m buying some as gifts for everyone. Well, not for my MIL. She’d toss it down at the first ‘fuck.’ She’s a mutant who doesn’t understand how to laugh anyway.
It’s all going to be okay. And until then, there’s wine. Cheers to you.
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Wine and Xanax are a magical combination.
It’s perfectly normal to be this freaked out about it. Not that I’m saying I’ve been there, because I’ve never written a book but whatever. Also, I haven’t bought it yet, but I plan on it :)
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Now that’s you’ve written that out, you HAVE to. :)
Tequila solves everything, you know. Up at 3 a.m.? Have a friendly chat with Mr. Cuervo. Talking too much to people who didn’t know what they’d bargained for? Jose to the rescue (you should get a flask). Pre-sale number page won’t reload after you just looked at it 10 seconds ago? Jose loves you. He understands. But then, you’ll be crazy and drunk and scary is so much better.
I think it will be just what mothers need, especially new mothers to know the TRUTH about what we all experience. My multiple orders will say so.
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You’re awesome. :)
I’d be reacting the same exact way if it’s any consolation. Totally understandable.
But no worries….you have a HUGE fan base and you are so relatable. I have a feeling many many women will be giving this book to their friends as a Mother’s Day gift (b/c most of our husbands suck at giving good gifts).
Congratulations!!
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I hope so— that’s why we timed it that way. Fingers crossed.
Clogging all my social networking as we speak with your book!
You are SUCH a social media maven.
OF COURSE it’s normal to be a total freak-show right now. Sort of how you were (okay I was) when you had your (my) first kid. (Me to hospital nurse: “Wait a minute, you’re letting me take this thing home? ALREADY? She’s like 26 hours old and I actually know less than nothing about taking care of a newborn…”) This is your first baby and you’re thrusting her out into the world and GODDAMN IT the world better be nice to her. And it probably will be, but that doesn’t really matter. Because you’re going to keep having baby-books and you’ll learn something BRILLIANT AND INSPIRED from every last birthing experience and even if someone said to you later “you can go back in time and un-do this” you’ll say NO FUCKING THANK YOU. I pinkie-promise you. :) Keep calm and carry on (and have a margarita sooner than later).
Oh, bless you. I DEFINITELY learned a shitload this round. Hopefully I’ll be able to put it to use someday!
Jill,
Your book is going to be amazing because you are amazing. If it’s anything like this site, people will fall all over themselves to buy it. I know that I can’t wait to read it.
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I can’t wait FOR you to. :)
Hi, Jill!
Your blog is hysterical, and your posts really cheer me up and help me to see the humor in motherhood. I will definitely be downloading your book onto my Kindle!!!
YAY!!! Thanks!!!
I think you are flippin hilarious, and your book comes out two days before my birthday. It is going to be a gift to me by me! I cannot wait to read it!
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Those are the best kinds of gifts!
I am dying to read it!!!!
Oh, I hope it’s worth it. :)
I don’t know, your feelings make perfect sense to me. And I have just pre-purchased the Kindle edition, which I am realizing means that if I ever meet you in person, means you will only be able to autograph my iPod Touch. That seems impractical.
But I couldn’t resist because (a) I love your blog, and (b) your book comes out 10 days before Baguette turns two.
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What? You don’t want my handwriting all over your electronics? What’s wrong with you?
Its hard to put so much work into something and have to wait to see if anyone cares about your work enough. We are all so proud of you, and I would take freaked out emails any day.
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Noted. :) And, THANK YOU!
I would feel the same way! I bought 3. :)
thank you, thank you, thank you!!
Awww….. Jill. Any moral person would be having similar questions. You are human. I wished I lived closer cause I would love to convince you that everything will be more than awesome. I’m w/in a 1/2 day drive of you so if you have a grand anything, please send me an invite. I could use some time away from my own chaos and would love to support a friend. In the meantime, I’m off to buy a couple of books.
xx
Pauline
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Oh, I wish you lived closer, too. And, I will definitely keep you posted!! Would LOVE to see you!
Spell check changed NORMAL to MORAL. Grrr… I hate my phone.
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Jill we all love you. To death. Or to hell and back, whichever comes first. We are all buying your book because you are simply A- mazing. Not to mention if any of the other SMs are like me, your book has been shoved down the unsuspecting throats of other mommies :-)
You are incredible, and if you ever go completely sane, well you’ll make us all look all the more crazy!!!!! We believe in you, and we KNOW your book will be incredible and you’ll end up on Live! With Kelly one day!!!
You go Momma!!!!!
Can I hire you to give me a pep talk every morning? That was awesome.
Mine has already been purchased. My Nook is just waiting for it to download.
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YAY!!
Done! It’s going to do great– I just know it!!!
I am due to have my first baby in March. I have found myself waking up in the middle of the night with questions like “What if my baby is missing parts? Or comes out with 7 extra fingers? What if he is a little asshole? What if I forget him somewhere?..”
I am sure that you would tell me this is entirely normal and that everyone has irrational concerns. How could I NOT think these things? Well, I would say the same to you about your newest edition.
You have not only had three kids, but you are now having a fourth, in literary form. It is inspirational.
Once I found out I was pregnant, I started poking around the internet for honest words from other moms. Your voice is the most genuine and reassuring one I have found.
I have pre-ordered your book. When it arrives, I will have just had my little guy. I know that reading your book will bring me comfort and laughter. I can’t wait!
That is so nice to hear, thank you. And, the baby WILL be an asshole, but you’ll love him anyway.
JILLLL!!!! RELAX!!!! You will do great no matter what. YOU ROCK and will be successful – so stop being so hard on yourself. BREATH, relax and enjoy. Not everyone gets published, so be PROUD!
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OK, OK, OK. Deep breath.
I pre ordered and posted it on FB. you’ll do fine!
Thank you SO much!
Soooo… my plan is this, and I hope other mums will follow suit. I plan to order several copies. As much as I think these would be cool for mums day, I will really enjoy handing these puppies over to the soon to be’s at baby showers. Mwahahaha!
Best plan EVER.
So…how do you feel about your upcoming book release? And yes, I really want to know. Congrats, rooting for you, and can’t wait to read the book.
After reading these? Better. :)
I’m looking forward to reading it!
And I’m sure it will do great!
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Thanks! Hope you like it!!!
It. Will. Sell.
Trust me. Now listen to your mom and take a Xanax.
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Oh, I’ve been listening. As usual, she was right.
I’m pretty excited for you. I genuinely believe you’ll do well with this. Really.
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Oh my God! You’ve turned into me. But I’m at T-7 days until launch, and therefore will regain my sanity before you do. I’ll mail you my extra Xanax.
Love,
S.P.
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7 days? I am so jealous. Please let me know in a few weeks that you’ve survived. GOOD LUCK!!!!
My birthday is in April. I have it on pre-order with Amazon. You’ll do just fine x
YAY! Thanks so much. :)
Getting a book deal is a HUGE accomplishment, and getting it done is even more huge! You’re gonna rock it, I know.
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I hope so. I just wish I were more of an enjoy the ride type person.
I feel fucking crazy and I’ve only fantasized about writing a book. Just pre-ordered a book. It better be good… Lol jk I’m sure it’s amazing. I love your blog. I love how you make my day just a little bit easier to handle after I read a post from you. My husband thanks you too.
That’s such a nice thing to say, thanks!!
I discovered you just a couple of months ago but I will tell you this. I love you! I have told every mother I know about you and even some who aren’t mothers who think I’m crazy. I can’t wait to read your book and I assure you it is gonna be awesome! I’m so glad I found some other mother out in the world that feels as nuts as I do some days. All the “normal” moms on here are inspiring! Can’t wait to get my hands on that book :)
THANK YOU!!!!!
I preordered your book when you first posted about it. I am sure it will be great and I will want to gift copies to my friends. Deep breathes :-)
Oh, I hope you like it. Thanks so much!!
Well, I love you Scary Mommy, and for you, anything!
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MWAH!!
You rock what you do. I have no doubts your going to Rock this. You are coming to Austin for a reading, right?
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I’m trying to convince them to send me all over and they’re hesitant. We’re going to start with the east coast and see how it goes. Plus, look a pre-sales and see where people are buying. So… I hope!!
I just got my galley copy that I won thru facebook, and have only read the first two chapters, but I’ve already got a list of people who I want to buy this book for. Its amazing. I’m trying not to laugh and cry simultaneously through the whole thing but so far that’s not possible!! It will sell. I will buy more! Going to leave a review on amazon once I’m finished with the book.
Much love! ~ Bee
I am SO happy to hear that. My heart was beating so fast as I sent those all off.
You will totally be okay. I know, that sounds pretty empty right now, but your readers? Are crazy about you, they’ll come through with the book purchase!
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I do have the best people on earth here, somehow. :)
I have friends that don’t even read blogs or follow bloggers, and they read yours. You are brilliant—and your book will be, too. Don’t doubt yourself—PLUS your insanely engaged network of followers will be promoting the shit out of it! I can’t wait to read it!
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I hope, I hope, I hope!!!!
Dude! Relax! We will absolutely support you in this, you KNOW THIS! I’ve just pre-ordered the Kindle version. It will be delivered to my Kindle on April 3rd. YAY!
I told you, I’ve lost my mind. :) And, yay– thanks for ordering!!!!
Already pre-ordered from Amazon. I am so wishing good things for you!!
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THANK YOU!!!
You? Are going to kick total and complete butt here.
{For sure}
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I do like to kick butt. But, I prefer to say ass. ;)
i’m sorry you got blown off! that sucks. i hate it when people do that to me. i try not to do it to other people. i generally will stop what i’m doing, and say ” i have 10 minutes before i have to do X thing, but i really want to talk to you. then i’ll be free at Xtime, tomorrow.” and i do make that time. and i talk. or listen. it’s probably because you are reaching so far above what that person can relate to that they don’t know how to respond, or just have their own personal shit going on.
luckily for you—you are so talented that you didn’t just create followers, you created your own support group. you know we would like the opportunity to help you, the same way you have helped us, right? because……i’ll tell ya right now, if i had not found ScaryMommy.com i would be in a small room wearing something orange and filthy faking insanity to get a better plea deal.
It was my fault! And, I am so glad the site saved you from a padded cell. Although, the privacy does sound kind of nice.
Does it help if the pre-order is in another country? Maybe count a double? I’ve got cha in Germany!
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It’s worth a shot!
i cant wait to get the book….im gonna have to work it in my Micro, A&P 2, Hot Zone(book report) but i will read this!! Is a mommy must :) I’m sure everything will be fine…good luck!! im excited for this book :)
thanks!!!!
I could give you the obligatory “you will do great!” (which you will), but I’m a therapist…so I get it. You won’t sleep for three months and you will stalk the numbers…possibly forever. But at the end of the day? You put so much of yourself into it. You worked hard. And you accomplished a huge goal. And when he real promotional madness starts? You will pour a glass and toast a job well done. Just survive, Jill. All you have to do is survive ;)
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Oh, you are SO my kind of therapist. Yes… survival, that’s where it’s at.
Normally I don’t pre-order, but for you I’ll make an exception. Just so you can get some sleep. And also because I’m sure it will be sold out the minute it hits the stores.
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You know what’s funny, after all of my craziness, I have never pre-ordered a book, myself. Thank you for making me the exception!
Your book is going to do great, Jill!! I promise!
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I want that in blood.
Breathe.
If I say it’s good, it’s good, right? I mean I AM THE SLAYER. lol
Seriously I think you’re going to be a huge hit–so don’t forget us little mommies ;)
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Ack hit send too soon…
I will be buying this for my sister for her birthday (It’s not until July but I’ll buy it asap, ok?)
LOVE YOU!!! xoxo
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You were one of the first to have it in your hands– I could never forget that!!!
Squee for me :)))) And every day I see my Scary Mommy candy, take one and think “Thanks Jill!”
You’re going to rock. You know, I think this is like the super duper version of your first child’s first birthday. You are SO WOUND UP that you miss all the fun and joy and then wonder what happened.
So slow down, enjoy this amazing time, revel in it, soak up every drop of joy you deserve. You are doing something that many people only dream of doing.
Brava, my dear. YOU are an inspiration.
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Jill — You may already be “acquainted” through the blog world; if not, you should “meet” thebloggess.com. She’s as hysterical and neurotic as the rest of us, and is also releasing a book in March or April. Take comfort, the rest of your Scary Mommy friends are nuts, too (meaning, I would totally be frantic at 3 a.m., and driving everyone I know to the brink!)! =) xoxo
Oh, yes, I know her. She’s hysterical. Not so much as her numbers kick mine, though. (Told you: me = CRAZY.) :)
You are excited… You just show it a little differently!
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That’s true. :)
WHAA? Listen, it’s natural to feel nervous, but is it gonna help anyone to worry so much? Nope. How about this: who CARES if it doesn’t sell? I’ll buy it. Your fans will buy it. And if no one else does…just think, “I PUBLISHED A BOOK.” There are about 10,000 readers on here who’d like to do the same, whether it sells or not. Deep breaths. And good luck for real.
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THAT is what I need to remember. I should print out your comment and paste it on my mirror.
Hi Jill!
I’d be the same way! ‘Worry wart’ is listed in fine print of my Mommy’clause’.
Ok, so I shared this post on my FB page ;)
Scary Mommy’s new book will BE fabulous. Nothing less ;)
Vanessa
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THANK YOU!!!!
I pre-ordered when it first made your header, so I’ve bought my requisite pill! And you shouldn’t be so worried – you know you’re fabulous, your book is going to be a wonderful success.
There was that one day a few weeks ago where I wasn’t a wreck. Must have been yours!
Judging from the comments, you’ll have plenty of sales. 99% of things we worry about never happen, so take a deep breath and have a nap. Naps are the best.
You’ll have to excuse me, I’m off to pre-order your book.
MM
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Naps really are magical. I should start carving out some time for those.
Overshareers of the world UNITE!
You’ll be fine!! People will buy it because they love you AND you’ve worked very hard to develop the built-in audience that got you the book deal in the first place.
That being said, I understand how none of it seems like enough and I’m not pre-ordering unless you guarantee me an autographed copy :) Then, I will happily pre-order!
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I guarantee you an autographed copy. We’ll work out the logistics later!!
Woohoo! Ordered! I’m so excited for you Jill. It’s going to be a huge success, for sure. Now you need to start thinking about who will play you in the movie, right?!? :)
Mazel!
-Aimee
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My life is WAY too boring to be a movie! (But, I think Drew Barrymore could do it. Not that I’ve thought about it or anything.) :)
I’m glad you sent this – the book’s been in my shopping cart on Amazon and I was waiting to add something else for my kid’s school project – we’ll do it tonight, and hopefully your shoulders will unhinge by at least one millimeter.
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Oh, they did– it was totally you. THANKS!!
haha
I pre-ordered 4 you silly woman. They’ll make great mother’s day gifts. Now stop worrying and smile, godammit! Cause you make me smile every day!
You’re the best– thank you!!!
Have you seen how many people read your blog? I don’t think you need to worry in the least about your book sales! But…I will order my copy! Keep popping the Xanax…it can’t hurt!
Yes, but reading a blog for free is different than buying a book– it’s a lot to ask… But, thank you!!!
You know you have my support and sale! :)
Your book is going to do AMAZING- stop freaking out crazy lady!
I do know that. xox (about the support that is!)
just ordered your book. it is the least I could do after all the free entertainment you have given me!
thank you, thank you!!!!!
I am ordering it.
And I plan on bringing it with me to BlogHer 12 for you to sign, so I want you to be ready.
xo
Practice writing this:
To the most beautiful, intelligent, charming woman that I met in the whole year of 2011. Love, Scary Mommy
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I will absolutely write that and it will not be a lie. You know I adore you. And, thank you.
P.S.
Just checking…are you alright?
Reality check here, because you DO see you have over 31,000 PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU ON FACEBOOK, RIGHT?
Alexandra recently posted..The Way I Escape
LOL. Yes, but what if they are all imaginary?? Told you. Insane.
You are number 13 in the Motherhood books! (And two of those are the Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy) You’re beating Tori Spelling!!
As a former Baltimorean and fellow mom, I will TOTALLY be buying this book.
How could people not buy this book?!?!? You’re a proven commodity given your national TV coverage (Thanksgiving anyone?) and your work with Target – that’s just since I started following you last year!!! I will be buying one for myself, my sister (who could use a dose of mommy-ality!), and even on for my 62 year old father!
Throw in a few Valium w/ your Xanax and it will be all good :-)
I hope you’re right— and THANK YOU!!!
You remind me so much of my friend, Angela. We are new writers both finishing our first novels and while I try not to think about those things I just cannot change, she is biting her nails to the quick and obsessing over little details.
Thanks for the smile. You are allowed to be crazy. I would encourage you to find a way to enjoy the experience though. Remember when you were writing the first book and hoping it would be published? You are there now. Isn’t that fabulous?!!
Yes, it is. 10% of the time. :)
Are you serious? I am a fifty one year old mom/stepmom of four and believe me I have seen it all. You leave me laughing my ass off constantly. Can’t wait for the book. Well done.
I love your site, and yesterday I pre-ordered my book for my Kindle cannot wait. Also posted a link on facebook
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YAY! Thanks a ton!
Planning on ordering it right now! Breathe, everything will be okay :)
Scary and crazy are always a winning combination- the book will be fine and so will you.
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I will totally buy your book! Chill out. People love you.
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First, as a rule, people shouldn’t ask how you (or I) are doing at all unless they truly care about the response. There’s this guy at work that always asks how I am as he just keeps on walking. He NEVER really gives a shit what my answer is or how I am actually doing. It’s so rude. Just say “hi” then, if you really don;t care.
As for your book, it is totally normal to be this crazy over something you have poured your heart and soul into! Have no fear, you are (and are going to be) hugely successful! I am proud to know you even the small bit that I do, and tell every mom I know about your site and your book. In fact, I’ll post it on my FB wall if it helps alleviate some stress and generate a few more book sales for you!
Success is stressful, but so is everything else in life that is worth doing/having. So many of us moms relate to on a daily basis, you shouldn’t worry about that! Good luck…….and be excited!
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Hey Jill,
Congrats! Just preordered. So proud of you. You’re hysterical – keep up the funniness. :)
Can’t wait to read it!
Tracy
Shut up sister, I’d be lying awake watching Maury Povich train wreck reruns counting the days!!!
You can ramble at me anytime, I’ll make popcorn and enjoy your torment.
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My husband likes to tell me not to freak out about the “what ifs” … which I do all of the time. Just like no one likes to RSVP to a party until the day before, don’t judge the success of your book by pre-sales :) I can’t wait to read it!!!
I can totally relate to how you are feeling sister. I just submitted my first article to be published and am waiting for the response to see if they accept it. I worried all day yesterday it wasn’t good enough.
So I realized they will either like me or not. I’m still cool enough to be me. We’ll buy the book, breathe easy sister.
I don’t want you snorting Xanax.
xo
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Wait… you can SNORT Xanax?!?!? ;)
I have no idea, but it wouldn’t surprise me if people did.
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You will do fabulous!
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Just pre-ordered for my kindle! I wish it were coming out sooner – I thought it was in Feb for some reason and now I’m bummed to wait until April. Super excited to read it! (The real kind of excited, not the excitement you’re dealing with the release right now.)
MomEinstein recently posted..Eighteen Weeks
Deep labor breaths! Which brings up a question… Is it more painful to give birth to a child or a book?
Pre-ordering your book now! Wish it was published sooner so I could read during spring break! Congrats on your success! You will do amazingly well!
Julie
Julie McGuire recently posted..We Interrupt This Blog….
I hate when I do that shit. And I hear myself oversharing and I say to myself (WHILE I’m talking to the bug-eyed, petrified listener) (cause I can multi-talk like that), “SHUT YOUR FACE FOOL! THEY DON’T CARE!”
But this ain’t about me. It’s about your book that will change the world.
I just know it will. Yes, it will.
Carrie recently posted..Please don’t think you can be a better me. You can’t. Hell, I can’t.
I just pimped you out on my Amazon widget on my blog. So, you’ll be showing up all day there.
It’ll be showing up sooner or later.
(I’ve never pimped before. This is kinda cool.)
Carrie recently posted..Please don’t think you can be a better me. You can’t. Hell, I can’t.
Oh, I love your confidence in me. Thank you. :)
Awww. Don’t be nervous! If I love your blog, I’m sure I’ll adore your book! Unfortunately, I can’t buy it right now because I have a 500 dollar heat bill. But rest assured Jill, if it wouldn’t mean freezing for the rest of the winter, I would buy it and love it. Hell, I love it now and I haven’t even read it.
Bella recently posted..Moments Of Neurosis – This Is Who I am – Issue 6
I gotta get some copies for my girlfriends. They are gonna LOVE it!! :-)
Elaine recently posted..Oh So Silly – i heart faces
I will buy one for all my mommy friends. I will tweet/FB/ your book release and write a review on Amazon. I am sure that it will be awesome! No need to panic. Thanks for the laughs.
Autherine@BoysRising recently posted..25 Instructional Bible Verses for Children and Parents
Well I just ordered my copy :) I think it will be great… I love reading your blog post and it’s nice to know I’m not alone… with some of my thoughts and feelings about being a mommy and wife :)
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