Mother’s Day (In Real Life)

Because Hallmark never has quite what we’re looking for…

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

Mother's Day Cards For Real Life

 

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@scarymommy

What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill Smokler’s stay-at-home days with her children, quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Welcome to Scary Mommy!

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Stacey 3 years ago

I saw a card today that had basically that “Have the Mother’s Day you deserve…whatever it takes” message on it. On the front was a picture of a mom telling her small son, “Go ahead and hide. I’ll come find you.”

Old School/New School Mom 3 years ago

These are fantastic and super accurate.

Shell 3 years ago

Vomit directed toward Daddy- that’s like a double present. 😉

Have fun at Disney!

Amanda 3 years ago

Have a wonderful time. Cannot wait to hear about the special magic they make. Crossing fingers it’s not overflowing toilets, barfing mid-air or, like my youngest does, identifying (loudly) people who look like movie characters, “Mom, that lady looks like Fat Amy.”

Marta 3 years ago

Love the bathroom door one especially!

Jealous of DisneySMMoms! I don’t understand how people get invited to that. I never hear anything about it and then all the sudden everyone’s going!

Anita @ Losing Austin 3 years ago

Those images are fabulous! I plan to share them all I think :)

Wishing all the amazing mamas here those same things.

Stephanie (www.whencrazymeetsexhaustion.com) 3 years ago

Have a FABULOUS time at Disney!!!!!!!! (Thanks for the “gifts;” I done grabbed that shit like nobody’s bidness!)

Oblivion 3 years ago

I have to share mother’s day with my husband. Not only is it his birthday, it’s his 50th! So unfair. I never get mother’s day all to myself :-( Yes I’m pouting.

    minnie 2 years ago

    He’s only 50 once, you’re a mom everyday. Let him have this one.

Maura 3 years ago

Not a fan of the duct tape cards, but the rest are great.

Momchalant 3 years ago

I LOVE these cards. I will definitely be sharing them.

grownandflown 3 years ago

Eye rolls are perfected in the teen years, a skill like riding a bike since I still eye roll my 80+ year old mom. Have a great Disney trip and a fabulous Mother’s Day – with or without duct tape.

Alison 3 years ago

There are awesome!

Debbie 3 years ago

These are great! The duck tape works really good. If nothing else make dad take them out for the day.

Enjoy your trip!

Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes 3 years ago

I love you, I really do.

Kat 3 years ago

Duct tape solves everything :)

Carrie 3 years ago

Wow…these are great.

Having just acquired a teen daughter (so that kinda makes me a mom now, I guess), I can add:

May your Mother’s Day consist of a shower with hot water and not one eye roll. Or long sigh.

Yep.

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