Real Moms on Motherhood








About the writer


What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill Smokler’s stay-at-home days with her children, quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Welcome to Scary Mommy!


dentistry 2 years ago

My partner and I stumbled over here different page and thought I should check things out.
I like what I see so i am just following you. Look forward to going over your web page yet again.

Heather 2 years ago

“Sack of DNA” LOL perfection. All of these!

Melinda Parsons-Smith 2 years ago

Oh yeah. These are good!

Taina Cruz Gonzalez 2 years ago

Love this! Especially the “sack of DNA” one

Jean McMurry 2 years ago

I thought I knew everything about raising children, and then I had one.

Sharon Keating 2 years ago

That covers it all right there!

Julie Hickman-Rincon 2 years ago

I’m not one of those parents who says, “not my child”, when something happens at school. But I am screaming it in my head!

Brandy Maricle 2 years ago

No, my kids are definitely as annoying to me as others.

Jes 2 years ago

These quotes are amazing, loved them all. Thank you for the laughs.

Karen Blanc 2 years ago


Mari Martinez 2 years ago

Sack of DNA. Newest compliment & insult!

Stacie Linn 2 years ago

the “amazing DNA” quote is me me meeeeeeeee, totally me

Shannon Dyson 2 years ago


Robin 2 years ago

Thank you for making me feel normal and not so alone.

Vianney Galarza 2 years ago

LOL!! So funny yet so true.

Adrianne Aguilar 2 years ago

Such truths that so many “moms” are scared to admit.

Amy Lynn 2 years ago

these posts speak to me

Gerlinde Schuster-Hockaday 2 years ago

how true

Robyn Chaney 2 years ago

Ya know. The best part about this page? Everything. Including finally not feeling alone.!

Robin Johnson 2 years ago

I would’t know. I have a dog.

Kristie Wagner Ingram 2 years ago

Love it!

Tina Mooney 2 years ago


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Laurie Schaffer Freed 2 years ago

Can I have some raisins?

Kimberly Hubble Long 2 years ago


Lauren Rohr 2 years ago

Oh god the goldfish. I’d like to smack the shit out of the creator of those god forsaken crackers

Stacy Hebein 2 years ago

Goldfish! A million times over!! lol

Marcella C. Aloysius 2 years ago


Donna Locke Tracy 2 years ago

Who read my journal?

Adlena Wong-Oh 2 years ago

Hilarious quotes! Many I can relate to :)


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