“Once a man tried to explain an article to me. An article I wrote.”
“Do you want to show people your weed?”
There’s no way we’d let this salon anywhere near our toes.
“We don’t want them to be hungry, and not just because a hungry child can’t learn but because we care about them.”
“Confidence is contagious!”
If you thought you couldn’t love Target any more, think again.
These pictures are EVERYTHING.
Yes, you can be molested by another child. This is why I don’t allow my children to go on sleepovers.
“It’s less of a date and more like something fun to do with your classmates.”
“PLEASE think before you speak.”