The Valentine’s Day Cards You Should Be Sending


Having trouble finding the perfect Valentine’s Day cards for your young child’s class? Ones that say exactly what you want to say to his or her precious classmates? I thought you might be. I’m here to help…


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  1. Sweety Darlin says

    Be my Valentine! Right after I get confirmation of any genetic abnormalities in your family that may result in unattractive offspring. Also I need to get an IQ test to make some mathematical evaluation of your long term earning potential.

    Thanks for your understanding.

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  2. Kerrie McLoughlin says

    Oh, man, I wish I had some of these to pass out at the homeschool party I got banned from coming to. I could crash it and pass out amazing valentines to the adults, like “Thanks for kicking me out of your group, kiss my ass!” or “If I am ever as uptight as you, please shoot me!”

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