Saturday #286

66 Comments

The other night, I read an piece from No Regrets Parenting entitled, “How To Spend More Quality Time With Your Child.” In the first paragraph, Dr. Rotbart suggests that rather than struggling to increase the quantity of time you spend with your family, focus on increasing the quality of memorable moments with them.

 

YES.

 

That is one powerful parenting approach this “Hands Free Mama” can applaud. Every week on my blog, I share my attempts to momentarily let go of daily distraction and connect to what really matters in life. And whether I go “Hands Free” for two minutes or two hours, the impact it has on my relationship with my children is profound.

 

It appeared that Dr. Rotbart and I shared a similar parenting philosophy, so I continued reading. I had no idea I was about to get a glimpse of something far worse than the sight of a nit on a hair shaft or the contents of a sippy cup of milk after four months under the bed.

 

In fact, mid-way through the article, I looked down and wondered if that was sweat or tears filling the spaces between my computer keys. And surely those guttural sobbing noises I was hearing were not coming from me.

 

What was going on here?

 

Well, I can tell you; it was this line: “There are only 940 Saturdays between a child’s birth and her leaving for college. That may sound like a lot, but how many have you already used up? If your child is 5 years old, 260 Saturdays are gone. Poof!”

 

Whoa. Hold on a minute, Dr. Rotbart. Did you just tell me I only have 680 Saturdays left with my youngest child?

 

Given the fact that the doctor used the pronoun “her” and the example age of 5, it did seem that he was, in fact, personally delivering this bad news to me.

 

And I wasn’t taking it well.

 

In fact, the further I read into the article, the more emotional my reaction became. I felt my eyes and mouth grotesquely contort into the “ugly cry face.” You know the one: snot runs down your nose into your mouth, and you don’t even care because you’re so distraught.

 

Blame the hysterical breakdown on this paragraph: “Picture their tousled bedrooms as clean and empty. See the backseat of the car vacuumed and without a car seat or crumbs … Then rewind the imaginary clock back to now, and see today’s minutes of mayhem for what they are: finite and fleeting.”

 

The thought of Express Car Wash Guy no longer needing to call in back up with hazmat suits when I pulled up actually made my lip quiver. I couldn’t bear to imagine the day my car would be void of treasures like a fossilized teething biscuit from 2001 or the beloved one-armed Polly Pocket that I thought we left poolside at Holiday Inn in 2005.

 

I realized I was TOTALLY missing the positive message of the article. Yet, I couldn’t get past the fact that I had been living my life unaware of the fact that there is an exact number of Saturdays before my kids permanently leave the house.

 

I cursed the hospital staff for neglecting to inform me that my newborn baby came with “minutes,” just like a pre-paid phone card. And just as one who had carelessly wasted calling minutes by drunk-dialing, making prank phone calls, and multi-tasking while talking, I felt desperate to get those minutes back.

 

But it was hopeless.

 

I could envision the sour faced sales manger of “Minutes With Your Children,” shaking her unsympathetic head at me.

 

“I am sorry, Ma’am. You HAD 940 on your card and now you only have 680. I cannot give you a refund just because you now decide you shouldn’t have spent your credits bitching and moaning about lack of sleep, dirty clothes on the floor, and not being able to go to the bathroom by yourself.”

 

I was sobbing uncontrollably now. I didn’t know how I would break it to my husband. How could I tell him we had a deficit of 260 on “the card” for our youngest child? (And God only knows the even smaller number of minutes left on “the card” for our oldest child.)

 

But I never had the chance to tell him.

 

As soon as my backside hit the couch where my husband sat, my older child came wandering in. Having been asleep for several hours, she was squinty eyed, groggy, and had hair sticking up in ten different directions—she never looked so beautiful.

 

My child then spoke three words, which up until the moment I heard the ticking clock of “Saturdays Gone By,” were the LAST words I ever wanted to hear at 10 p.m. when I finally sat down to relax.

 

“I can’t sleep,” she gurgled and then burst into tears.

 

I bolted from my seat as if she had just announced they were giving out free chair massages and margaritas in her room. I didn’t even consider debating with my husband about whose turn it was to tuck in the unwelcomed sleepwalker. What was happening at that moment was a dream come true. I was being given some time back on “the card;” I was receiving the impossible refund!

 

As my child and I laid in the darkness of her bedroom, I began rubbing her tummy just like I did when she was a baby. Immediately, I wondered how many “Belly Rub Credits” were left on “the card.” Determining that she was almost 9 and might possibly decide at ANY DAY she is too old for this, I proceeded to rub until my arm lost all feeling and bordered on permanent nerve damage.

 

Soon my child was breathing heavily in a peaceful slumber. I studied her face. After all, she was still here, under my roof, in my care. In 680 Saturdays, she’d be getting ready to head out of her college dorm room without a coat wearing shoes that would eventually lead to back problems. After drinking “Boones Farm” straight from the bottle, she would dance all night with a gaggle of friends, and then eat a non-organic hot dog handled by a street vendor who very rarely washed his hands.

 

Needless to say, I cried myself to sleep that night.

 

The next day, my mental state had not improved. My thought process centered around “the card.” How many more episodes of Little House on the Prairie will we watch together before my kids stage a revolt and demand iCarly? How many more times will I watch her sweetly pluck the strings on her tiny ukulele before she dyes her hair pink and decides to play the drums?

 

While some of my new “awareness” was causing positive behavior change, thinking in terms of the time I had left was making me feel sad. It was also preventing me from living in the moment, which is what my “Hands Free” journey is all about.

 

I decided to take a moment to look inward. Why was I having such an intense feeling about the information in this article? Why did Dr. Rotbart’s message strike such a chord in me?

 

Maybe because the other morning, she made her own scrambled egg all by herself.

 

Maybe because the two of them walked to a neighbor’s house down the street and kindly told me they wouldn’t need me to accompany them anymore.

 

Maybe because while shopping for spring clothes they informed me they only wanted to match on “special occasions” from now on.

 

Maybe because we recently boxed up books to take to Goodwill, and they had no trouble tossing in beloved favorites that had been read to them at least a thousand times.

 

Maybe when the two of them sing in the car, I strain to detect one ounce of baby voice in their musical stylings and hear none.

 

Maybe because time is fleeting and I can feel it, see it, mourn it … so much more than I could in the long, exhausting baby days.

 

Maybe because my kids don’t need me as much anymore, and I realize this is just the start of what’s to come.

 

Although I know calculating how much time I have on “the card” is not a healthy, nor is it a productive way to live, I don’t regret reading that article. I needed the wake up call it produced. I needed to be shaken and reminded that having to sweep up the crumbs beneath their chairs every single night is not really a “problem.”

 

I needed to be reminded that each time she still grasps my hand as we cross a busy street or asks me to “c‘mere” so she can show me a ladybug are moments to stop and savor.

 

I needed to be reminded that despite all the positive changes I’ve made in my “Hands Free” journey, I could complain a bit less, cherish a bit more, let go of the have-tos and live a little more.

 

Because God knows, that day will come when I stand inside her closet, and I will be able to see the floor. There will be no brightly-colored clothes haphazardly hung from hangers along the narrow walls, no dirty clothes that had missed the mark of the hamper.

 

And I will place my hand on all that is left. And when I do, I will be so grateful that I hugged her that day rather than scolding her for writing her name on the wall of the closet.

 

That day was Saturday #286. It was the day I realized time was fleeting, and a moment of exasperation is as much a gift of time as is a moment of joy; it just comes without the pretty packaging.

Comments

  1. 1

    Kristin says

    This post was beautiful!
    My only son is 9 months old now and after a particularly trying night getting him down to sleep this is just what I needed :)
    I want to go in and hug him, even though he took almost two hours to get down tonight.
    The 1 am feeding will come soon enough. Thank you for putting it in perspective.

  2. 2

    Chris @ CleverFather says

    Wow, this really struck close to home for this dad. My wife and two daughters have been at the in laws for a week now.

    While it was a nice relaxing week, I’m not going to lie, it still feels like a week wasted. A week without bedtime stories, a week without snuggling a chilly toddler after her bath, a week without the random babbling that only the mind of a two year old can produce.

    One more day then they come home! I’m going to start trying to make each Saturday better than the last, all the way up until #940!

  3. 3

    Tanya Doyle says

    This post struck home for many reasons. The most obvious being that I am constantly struck by how fleeting my moments are with my boys. I catch myself trying to polaroid these moments in my mind, but I’m too aware that my “film” is not so good!

    Also loved the reference to Boone’s Farm, straight from the bottle.

  4. 4

    shanan says

    Here’s to letting it go and living it up! My oldest is 9 and when she hits the big 1 0 it will be tough but she will be so happy. Now we know what our parents and grandparents meant when they wisely said ” enjoy it while it lasts, they don’t stay little very long” sigh…

  5. 5

    CJ says

    This is a beautiful post! I have a 7 month old son and this post made me count my credit left! Amazing post. Loved it!

  6. 6

    Gigi says

    Oh hell. Even though this was a beautiful post, I shouldn’t have read it. I just realized I only have about 20 more Saturdays with my only child before he heads of to college!

  7. 7

    Lynn from For Love or Funny says

    Yep, I’ve got a sophomore in high school, so we don’t have many Saturdays left before college. I keep offering to “homeschool” her for grades 13-16, but she’s not interested. Go figure…

    • 8

      Sasha says

      Little did I know that our lives would never be the same after August. It was the most heartbreaking gut renching HORIFFIC time in my life, husband’s and siblings life. I knew I was getting signal,after signal of warnings in a way but my mind would say thats ok because of what ever. LQQK for distractions that were always in the way. Losing a child to murder is the the worst nightmare a stay at home mommy any mommy can even begin to try and endure. Our youngest son 16 is usually always with us and he took it the hardest of them all. His chronic illness kicked back in. He was almost teased about the siblings death and his favorite sport almost killed him. He will not go back to school even when he gets better. Stress is the real kicker. I am for what makes him happy and not about forcing him to go back. Although I tried because I was being told by family members it’s just wrong. He is well rounded but when murder that could have been totally avoided wasnt, I must think of him. He has been bribed, threatened, received the cold shoulder, his answer is no. I begged only. He saw death knocking 70 years too early at his sibling’s door and now he wants to stay home. He can get a diploma and he can socialize when he is feeling better. He is mature beyond his years. I will support him and will not smother him. I only have a hard time crying and not having him catch me. I think we take our children sometimes for granted. I must be careful to not go to the time thing. It will screw up my head for good. My son needs me more than ever or I would be with that sibling right now. God bless and don’t trust anyone. If your gut tells you to do something ignore the lazy mind and do it for God’s sake! It will save lives.

      • 9

        Hands Free Mama says

        Sasha, I am so, so sorry. Thank you for sharing your experience so that we can all hold our children a little tighter and remember to trust that little voice when something feels off. May God bless you and give you strength. Sending you love and peace, dear one.

  8. 10

    Kate in Ohio says

    I was never a good mother of babies. I wished the crying for no apparent reason and middle of the night waking-up away as soon as possible. Now my kids are 6 and 12 and I enjoy them so much more. Looking back I don’t really miss it all that much, but I will miss the interesting conversations we have now where we talk about their young views on the world. They are so much more interesting now.

  9. 11

    wadchmommy says

    Wow! As I sit here sobbing into my coffee thinking how to spend the Saturdays I have left! Thank you so much for the reminder because I have been saying “not now, maybe later” a lot lately since we are remodeling. Today when they ask to be pushed on the swings I am dropping everything!

  10. 13

    Amy at Best Baby Strollers says

    Love this article and your writing style. Cherish right now so you have no regrets later on. Relationships are more important than anything, especially with your children. Checking out your blog now!

  11. 14

    Maureen Umehara says

    Thank you so much for sharing your struggles and insights. I know exactly how you feel. We can so easily get lost in the feeling of “missing out” on moments with our child just as much as we get lost in the struggles of every day moments with our child. I so agree that while realizing what we have lost (and will lose) is a great wake up call, it can ironically put us in a state of missing out on the current moments we don’t want to miss.

    So happy to see you modelling the balancing between being aware of the struggles but staying awake to each moment….and cherishing them all whatever package they come in.

    Thank you very much for sharing your struggles and insights. We can all use such a great reminder.

  12. 15

    Bridget says

    WAAHHHHHH! This had me teary eyed towards the end.. i had to get up and walk away because i’m at work and i don’t need the ‘what’s wrong??’ looks and questions.. i’ve been thinking a lot about it since i have a 6 month old and a 12 year old.. i keep wondering how my 12 year old became a little man/teenager overnight! i miss him being my little baby boy.. :-(. I know better with my 6 month old.. i keep telling my husband to enjoy her at this age because they grow soooo fast!

  13. 17

    Stephanie says

    Great post! I have been thinking and wrote about exactly the same thing about a week ago (or a few days…the passage of time totally escapes me), PLUS that man has been stalking me on Twitter for a solid week now. SO, I am going to take all of this as a sign to read what he has to say (because maybe he’s not a hack after all). Thanks for ANOTHER reminder, as I lose perspective with three toddlers aged 2 and under more frequently than I care to admit. And I’m going to go Like you on Facebook, now, too. :-)

  14. 18

    Amanda says

    Beautifully written post! It makes me think about the time I have left with my little guys. They’re seven years old and soon, they’ll be driving away to college. Thank you for the wake up call.

  15. 19

    a Book for My Daughter says

    This is one of the most beautifully written—and personally touching—posts I have read in a long time. You are a truly gifted writer, each and every word sucked me in. My daughter will be 12 next week, and although I have never thought of my time with her in terms of number of Saturdays, I have had those moments of realization that it is all too fleeting. Your post spoke directly to me, and I thank you for the reminder. You have a new follower. Thanks!

  16. 20

    Emma says

    I think this all the time… when we’ve had a rough day and all I’m waiting for is my 1 1/2 yr old to FINALLY go to sleep so that I can think for one single minute! And then he does fall asleep and I notice how big he’s gotten in the past 20 months and how quickly all that time went by. And if that time went by so quickly, the rest of it will fly by the same way. And I kiss him all over his head until he bats me away so that he can focus on dreaming. So we snuggle, because how much longer will he WANT to come to our bed and snuggle with his mum? Not forever, so obviously not long enough.
    I’d like to cry in response to this post, but I’m at work. :(

  17. 21

    Allie | Ramblings of a WAHM says

    Thank God for Fridays and Sundays!

    I get what you are saying. I almost couldn’t read most of the post because you reminded me that time is so limited with our children. Mine are 11 and 13 so most days they seem fine without me or dad. They rather do their own thing. But when we do have that special quality time they still light up. They still want to be with mom and dad! Relief! Just as long as nobody from school sees them, lol.

    ~Allie

  18. 22

    Christina Rodriguez | The Diva's Home says

    Love it! I am grateful that my 12 year old daughter still wants to hold my hand walking through the parking lot (sometimes). I am grateful that my 14 year old son may not want as many hugs and kisses, but still cuddles with me on the couch when we watch American Idol. I am grateful that my 9 year old daughter is still young enough for lots of hugs and kisses. I am grateful for all the kid time we still have left!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>