Scary Momfinitions

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    Arnebya says

    Oh, Amber. Amber, Amber, Amber. Leave this place and never return!

    All of these made me smile, but momsonic hearing? I can name that gait in three steps. And then momprehension: I amaze myself with the ability to hear, understand, and respond accordingly when they’re all talking at once.

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    Paging Dr Mommy says

    You nailed it! Every single one! Especially the cosmic way that any time I get ready to enjoy a cup of coffee, and hope that it will done in a brief moment of peace and quiet, all hell surely does break loose!

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