I’ve long acknowledged that having children was the end of any sense of modesty for me. Shitting on the delivery table? Yup, that put the kabbash on that.

Writing a book, however, brought me to a whole new level.

I am now completely and utterly shameless. This, my friends, is how I now spend my days…

How I wish I were kidding.

In the last couple weeks, I’ve begun accosting innocent strangers who shall now associate Barnes and Noble with crazy ladies. I’ve made it a habit to visit at least one bookstore a day, so I can rearrange the store displays. I sneak in Sharpies to sign copies which I haven’t been asked to sign. I shove the book in people’s faces so they have no choice but to see it.

I’ve officially gone crazy.

So, please… just buy the book.

Don’t make me come and find you.


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    Tanya Doyle says

    Ain’t no shame in going out there and getting the word out. And you do it well.

    This is precisely why you’ve got thousand and thousands of followers. And I have 12.

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    Mary says

    It’s all good! Barnes & Noble should be paying you for providing entertainment to its patrons and livening up the place. I predict an SNL skit in your future … fun!

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    Kate in Ohio says

    I preordered for my kindle and woke up to find it. I read it that day and I loved it. If you accosted me I would buy you a Coke since I don’t drink coffee. Come to Cleveland!

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    Cassie says

    You are and should be proud of you accomplishments! That is a wonderful thing…..keep it up!! Besides, how would people know how awesome the book if you didn’t force them to buy it?! : )

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    Jennifer says

    You may have gone crazy, but at least you have not resorted to flashing people or anything like that. On second thought, you may want to go for it :)
    P.S. Love the book.

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    Erika says

    Good for you Jill! No shame in showing the world what you have created! I wish I could have mine autographed, but it is on my Nook. Oh well! I still loved it!’i will make sure I give it to every new Mommy I know!

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