Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Latest posts by Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy (see all)
- The Disney Reveal - May 14, 2013
- Met My Match At Disney… - May 13, 2013
- Sunday’s Baltimore Sun - May 11, 2013
Clearly, Ben is ecstatic about the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. I mean, is there any other way to interpret this?
I think not.
We’re obviously doing something right over here.
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That’s incredible – complete with the rainbow and everything!
Love it.
Erica recently posted..It’s the Beginning of the End
Wow! Smart kiddo!!
Alicia recently posted..Ten Years
And as tall as the sun. Impressive.
JulieBouf recently posted..My Virual Gift to the Mommies of the Blogosphere that are not already in AA
Love it!
Really LOL!
Weekend Cowgirl recently posted..It’s Been A Party In My Mouth
Yes, you are…obviously! ;)
Clearly you’re an awesome mother!
PM recently posted..How I Stay Sexy
His artwork looks almost exactly like my daughter’s!
You MUST be doing something right to be raising such an enlightened child.
Thanks for the smiles – I *really* needed it today after being stuck in the house with the family due to this darn snow!
Gigi recently posted..Wishing You A Merry Christmas – in my usual long- rambling fashion
ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!
I’ll warn you though… because you used a male-genital-word, you’re gonna get some CRUDE traffic! lol
I had a post like that once and ended up taking it down-cause I got so much porn spam! lolol
Happy Holidays! =)
Joey Fortman recently posted..Groupon Shutterfly Deal
I know, I know, but look at those penis faces- what else could I name it? :)
Hahaha…great drawing! I can’t think of any other way to interpret that drawing…not that I’m REALLY thinking about it.
And we’re sure that’s a sun, right? I mean…just sayin’ :)
Jo Anna recently posted..FISHING FOR MICE AND THIS AINT NO METAPHOR
OMG, a whole new layer I didn’t even see! Genius!!!
LOL – I can’t top that comment!
OMG. That is amazing. Did you spit out your coffee when he handed you that?
Perfect in every way! Even the look on the “guys’” faces says it all.
Keep up the good Mommying.
Kimberly recently posted..In the right placeat the right timewith the right people
Holy shit that is hysterical!!!! I love the happy penises basking under the sun and rainbow!
Def. doing something right!
Rachel {at} Mommy Needs a Vacation recently posted..Merry Christmas…singing & dancing style!
LOLOLOL! your wit, your sarcasm is what makes me want to marry you
vanillasugar recently posted..molasses-peanut chews
I read the title and thought “what the f*?” and then I looked at the pictures and sprayed coffee all over my ipad. Some of it possibly out my nose. Thanks!
Moomser recently posted..2am
That is HILARIOUS!
my kid draws better than your kid.
This is hysterical!!! THanks for the laugh!!
i just became a follower of yours on twitter, great blog:-) saw this link and clicked…i laughed and scrolled down and saw a post saying:
“Weekend Cowgirl´s last blog ..It’s Been A Party In My Mouth”
lol, sorry. to much.
meredith recently posted..crab cakes
The rainbow is the best thing. Completing this picture so perfectly!
Thank you for sharing this beautiful moment!
Varotica recently posted..Gift-Bag & “Accessoires” – Low Budget Gifts
And circumcised as well! Very nice!
Jeff must be so proud . . . especially with the size. WOW. Impressive!
Nina recently posted..Costco at Christmas Time- My Public Meltdown
A little disappointed by the girth.
Laughing like crazy. I just asked Kaish what he thought that was and he said 2 people that a kindergardener drew.
I know…I have the smartest kid in the world, right? : )
Life with Kaishon recently posted..Yes- Virginia- There is a Santa Claus
I love it……lol…..very funny
Well at least they’re happy!
OMG, that is hilarious!! Love your interpretation. Genius!
Epic, yo. ;-)
I literally laughed out loud… That is awesome.
Frame that sucker for posterity. Way to go little man.
DC Urban Dad recently posted..Confronting fear head on
SAY IT LOUD. IM A GAY PENIS AND I’M PROUD!
(and hello comment on Google search)
Ann’s Rants recently posted..Monday Morning Flow Chart
That is Awesome :) great inerpritation too!
Lizzie @ Infectious Chatter recently posted..Its Like MTV Cribs!
LMAO!! I love it!!!
jillsmo recently posted..The Dive Bar Welcomes- Dani G
OMG! OMG!
That is just too funny!
(and, no, there is NO other way to interpret that! LOL)
debi9kids recently posted..Our Christmas
LOL! I kept trying to see something else in that drawing like maybe a couple tall ducks but it didn’t work.
Kim recently posted..A Memorable Christmas Hug
lol funny !
my son drew a ‘rocket’ on the day before our wedding that anyone over 7 would have clearly identified as a penis.
we hung it on the bathroom door as an indicator for the guests where to go. :)
suburp recently posted..Santa Louse !
Lol! Love it!
Dalia recently posted..Pretty Fancy Things
Oh man I am laughing my but off!!!
This is HYSTERICAL. Hysterical.
angie recently posted..HAPPY HOLIDAYS
And then you ask him to tell you about it and he says it is a pony…
Apart from the obvious penis’ theory. I say it could be two of those wacky waving inflatable arm waving tube men. :p
Jenn recently posted..Five days-a life sentence
Most awesome way to start a Monday morning EVER! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Ally recently posted..Our Christmas Wish To You!
LOL. they do look so very happy!
Hilarious!!!!!!
Nicki recently posted..Liam and Santa
oh. my. freaking hilarious g-d.
melissa recently posted..Random Holiday Break Mind Vomit
I am sure there are other ways to interpret this drawing, however, I would NOT want to be friends with any of those people!!
I love penis drawings and I LOVE YOU!
Happy Monday!
Erin recently posted..Check Me Out!!!! Guest Post
Really, with the sun shining and the bright rainbow, how could the penises NOT be happy? ;)
Ginger recently posted..Im THAT kind of mother
I have many photos like this at home. What is it with small boys already subconsciously obsessed with penises? Gotta love their one track minds.
Jesika
http://sixdegreesoflove.blogspot.com/
I’m quite intrigued by play time at your house, but I’m just not sure I can handle it.
Megan (Best of Fates) recently posted..A USO Christmas
Um, good for you! You MUST be doing something right, indeed! haha
Melisa recently posted..Schnitzel and Face Masks and Hookers- Oh My! Alternate Title- How I Spent My Christmas Eve
Talented ‘lil fella no doubt
Glamamom recently posted..WEEKEND RECAP- THE CHRISTMAS EDITION
Hahahaha! Oh my god, I’m just catching up on posts in my reader and of the 100 or so posts I’ve just read, this gets the award for FAVORITE! So awesome.
Lessons in Life and Light recently posted..This Christmas
This is hilarious! I love kids with social awareness!
30ish Mama recently posted..So this is how kids get spoiled
I was reading this on my phone and I literally had to get on a “real” computer so I could see the photo. Hilarious!
Zeemaid recently posted..Christmas Sex
Wow. Just Wow.
Lolli recently posted..Top 10 Things I Learned on Vacation
This just makes me laugh. When my son was a preschooler he drew his people very much like that and my husband and I worried if other people were seeing the penis people we were and hoping they weren’t. :)
Renegades recently posted..5 Qs Friday
That is one smart and creative kid you have. You’re raising him right.
Allison @ Alli n Son recently posted..2011 Resolution
what a genius, that one. genius.
mommakiss recently posted..Crooked
I love it!
I think that IS the only way to interpret it.
This brought a much needed smile to my face. Thanks for sharing.