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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

@scarymommy

NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
Love this one! Scary Mommy Confession #240537 http://t.co/oRhD4dADsM - 5 mins ago
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. Oh, it's the weekend! Oh...oh. (sob)

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as "getting dressed"

I am your mother. Your argument is invalid.

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.

All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats and I'm all like "I took a shower and kept the kids alive."

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work.

No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

Someday, when you clean all the toilets you can stay up late and eat the secret ice cream, too.

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.

 

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